|
05-25-2004, 09:18 PM
|
#1 |
|
The Voice of Reason
Joined: Feb 2002
Location: Memphis, Tennessee
Oddometer: 38,096
|
'Roids....
Any tips for long distance riding with hemrhoids? And no, I'm not referring to your riding mate.
__________________
Always mindful of obstruction, do your duty, never fail; Keep your hand upon the throttle, and your eye upon the rail. |
|
|
|
05-25-2004, 10:40 PM
|
#2 | |
|
Just me
Joined: Sep 2001
Location: Santa Cruz, Calif
Oddometer: 12,130
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
05-25-2004, 10:46 PM
|
#3 |
|
no it doesn't
Joined: Jun 2002
Location: circling just out of your campfire light
Oddometer: 5,313
|
Jesus & here i was thinking i could ditch the 50 Dianabols & 8 test cyp shots.
|
|
|
|
|
05-25-2004, 10:54 PM
|
#4 | |
|
The Voice of Reason
Joined: Feb 2002
Location: Memphis, Tennessee
Oddometer: 38,096
|
Quote:
__________________
Always mindful of obstruction, do your duty, never fail; Keep your hand upon the throttle, and your eye upon the rail. |
|
|
|
|
|
05-25-2004, 11:05 PM
|
#5 | |
|
sunshine and puppies
Joined: Jun 2002
Location: portland, or
Oddometer: 28,982
|
Quote:
 It all depends on how bad they are. The first thing is to move around often on the seat. Stretch your legs. Wiggle. Do anything to keep the blood flow happy. As you know, it's the constant pressure that's most aggravating. The second big tip might seem obvious - but make sure you're sticking to a schedule of happy constitutionals. It's very easy to become constipated on a long trip from dehydration and the crap food of the road. I sometimes bring a small stash of a 'natural' laxative like metamucile on the trip if it's going to be more than a few days and always do my best to stay hydrated.
__________________
Go Jane Go - Analog Jane and her three chamber heart www.scottconary.com | Oil & Piston : Motorcycle paintings and prints | The Punk's Bike |
|
|
|
|
|
05-25-2004, 11:44 PM
|
#6 |
|
de-nOObed!
Joined: Jan 2004
Location: Oxford, UK
Oddometer: 5,050
|
Inflated inner tube
|
|
|
|
05-26-2004, 12:04 AM
|
#7 | |
|
Banned
Joined: Jul 2001
Location: Gold Country
Oddometer: 47,709
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
05-26-2004, 12:07 AM
|
#8 |
|
Regular Guy™
Joined: Sep 2003
Location: Tallahassee, FL
Oddometer: 1,305
|
Sheepskin seat cover and a healty dose of steel-cut oats.
__________________
'05 GS Adv. (Helga is her name) IBA# 28348 "In their lifetimes, most people will never need a gun. Those that do will need one very badly." - Gen. George A. Custer |
|
|
|
|
05-26-2004, 04:05 AM
|
#9 |
|
Slacker
Joined: Dec 2002
Location: Kansas City
Oddometer: 29,455
|
The title made me think you were talking about "Aster-roids". I was wrong, you were talking "Ass-roids". Sorry, never mind.
__________________
The finishers medal is satisfyingly heavy... Neduro on Dakar The other 10% are sociopaths , serial killers and KLR riders. You wont get much sympathy from them. -Furious D |
|
|
|
|
05-26-2004, 07:47 AM
|
#10 |
|
no title needed
Joined: Jan 2003
Location: Metter, GA
Oddometer: 1,027
|
damn komet, I dont think I would have asked this question, i mean its kinda personal. BTW, what does it mean if I have a greenish discharge and really painfull eurination
 P.S. what are you doing posting this shit at 12:18 AM. get some sleep man |
|
|
|
|
05-26-2004, 09:11 AM
|
#11 | |
|
Lost
Joined: Mar 2004
Location: @work
Oddometer: 3,720
|
Quote:
__________________
I'm not interested in turning all men into super sensitive, politically correct and gender neutral pansies. They're men for jeebus sakes. If I wanted to live in a gender neutral world, I'd vote for getting everyone, men and women alike, fixed. - Wings |
|
|
|
|
|
05-26-2004, 10:00 AM
|
#12 | |
|
H.I.D. Positive
Joined: Jun 2003
Location: Ottawa
Oddometer: 10,137
|
Quote:
__________________
"I understand the dilemma. Correct spelling takes time that could be spent licking the windows on the short bus." mac62 "There is just something special about a stripper with a tail"  ilmostro
|
|
|
|
|
|
05-26-2004, 07:41 PM
|
#13 | |
|
The Voice of Reason
Joined: Feb 2002
Location: Memphis, Tennessee
Oddometer: 38,096
|
Quote:
__________________
Always mindful of obstruction, do your duty, never fail; Keep your hand upon the throttle, and your eye upon the rail. Komet screwed with this post 05-26-2004 at 08:19 PM |
|
|
|
|
|
05-27-2004, 05:59 AM
|
#14 |
|
Stossel for POTUS
Joined: Jan 2003
Location: Where the stupidest people on earth run things
Oddometer: 23,763
|
The suggestion to grease yourself up is a good one. Vaseline works or you could go out & try to find some 1% hydrocortisone ointment. The cream is easy to find, but the ointment might have to be a special order. It doesn't require a prescription. The HC will reduce the itching and relieve some of the swelling if they're not too big.
Hey that reminds me of when I worked in prison. The story goes that there was an inmate that had 'rrhoids so big that he had to wear a jock strap backwards. If he pulled it up too tight, his blood pressure went up! Just legend, I think.
__________________
Equal to all of you of roads and good luck! - krokodil al-kashi  “We are turning into a nation of whimpering slaves to Fear—fear of war, fear of poverty, fear of random terrorism, fear of getting down-sized or fired because of the plunging economy, fear of getting evicted for bad debts or suddenly getting locked up in a military detention camp on vague charges of being a Terrorist sympathizer.” —”Extreme Behavior in Aspen,” February 3, 2003 |
|
|
|
|
05-27-2004, 06:22 AM
|
#15 |
|
Beastly Adventurer
Joined: Oct 2002
Oddometer: 2,302
|
I thought this was going to be a bodybuilding thread.
__________________
Well if it seems to be real, it's illusion - For every moment of truth, there's confusion in life - Love can be seen as the answer, but nobody bleeds for the dancer - RJD |
|
|
|
 |
| Share |
| Thread Tools | Search this Thread |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
Linear Mode
