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Old 06-12-2013, 08:30 AM   #66016
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Holy shit Mother of Gawd! I just got done mowing, feels like I just ran a 27 mile marathon..my heart is racing, am light headed, hot and sweaty and so I sit down here to cool off and I piss my pants

Hey gus, I too want to be 30 yrs younger!
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Old 06-12-2013, 08:32 AM   #66017
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Holy shit Mother of Gawd! I just got done mowing, feels like I just ran a 27 mile marathon..my heart is racing, am light headed, hot and sweaty and so I sit down here to cool off and I piss my pants

Hey gus, I too want to be 30 yrs younger!
I feel that way every time I lay eyes on you, Doc.
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Old 06-12-2013, 08:53 AM   #66018
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I feel that way every time I lay eyes on you, Doc.
I have always wondered what my purpose in life was...now I know
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Old 06-12-2013, 09:04 AM   #66019
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I have always wondered what my purpose in life was...now I know
30 years ago I was 24. At that time I didn't give a damn if the grass got mowed and I pissed anywhere, any time I wanted to.

Its all in the attitude Doc.
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Old 06-12-2013, 09:35 AM   #66020
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At my age I know better than to spend that much $$$$ to go slow.

It's like sex, I know that 'fast' is not nearly as exciting & fun as 'slow' with attention to detail.

As to being a wuss, I invite any who think I'm that, to come fly some pipeline with me.
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Old 06-12-2013, 09:53 AM   #66021
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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.
Or helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse. Or helping your Uncle jack off a horse.

30 years older.....I'd settle for 30 grand richer.
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Old 06-12-2013, 10:05 AM   #66022
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Or helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse. Or helping your Uncle jack off a horse.

30 years older.....I'd settle for 30 grand richer.
Actually, it would be:

Helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.

In this case, "Jack" is an unrestrictive clause because you may have several uncles and Uncle Jack just happens to be the one who needs help getting down off the horse. You can recognize an unrestrictive clause because it adds information to the sentence, but removing it does not change the meaning of the sentence. Unrestrictive, also called nonessential, clauses are always set off by commas.

As for "jack off" referring to jerkin' the gherkin, there are several schools of thought, but I'd hyphenate: jack-off.
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Old 06-12-2013, 10:14 AM   #66023
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but if Jack was on the roof, would you help Jack off?
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Old 06-12-2013, 10:19 AM   #66024
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Saturday, Heartland Honda

Heartland Honda is doing a Fathers Day celebration all this week (yeah I know, spam) but they are offering free food, most likely hotdogs and chips and soda..I am thinking about attending for a little while saturday and while there, maybe do me some ADV promotion..any of you sissies wanna tag along?

I will be on the XR
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Old 06-12-2013, 10:23 AM   #66025
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Or helping your Uncle Jack, off a horse. Or helping your Uncle jack off a horse.

30 years older.....I'd settle for 30 grand richer.
Thanks for the lesson scribe. Now that I look at it, it does need another comma. Because "off a horse" is not a complete thought. You could say "...help uncle jack, get off a horse" though right?
I just noticed fruit flies like a banana.
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Old 06-12-2013, 10:35 AM   #66026
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Actually, it would be:

Helping your uncle, Jack, off a horse.

In this case, "Jack" is an unrestrictive clause because you may have several uncles and Uncle Jack just happens to be the one who needs help getting down off the horse. You can recognize an unrestrictive clause because it adds information to the sentence, but removing it does not change the meaning of the sentence. Unrestrictive, also called nonessential, clauses are always set off by commas.

As for "jack off" referring to jerkin' the gherkin, there are several schools of thought, but I'd hyphenate: jack-off.

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Old 06-12-2013, 10:54 AM   #66027
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I started to wonder why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
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Old 06-12-2013, 10:56 AM   #66028
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I started to wonder why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
You eat a lot of Laffy Taffy don't you?
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Old 06-12-2013, 11:02 AM   #66029
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You eat a lot of Laffy Taffy don't you?
No, I sell jokes to them.
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Old 06-12-2013, 11:08 AM   #66030
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Why da engrish make you so mad?
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