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Old 06-12-2013, 11:17 AM   #66031
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I think we have a plan...if we could somehow harness this power and chanel it into the flux capacitor it just might work.
Does it matter if you use direct or indirect channeling?
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Old 06-12-2013, 11:19 AM   #66032
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I feel that way every time I lay eyes on you, Doc.
That splains a lot.
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Old 06-12-2013, 11:23 AM   #66033
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Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? Hes all right now.
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Old 06-12-2013, 11:24 AM   #66034
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Thanks for the lesson scribe. Now that I look at it, it does need another comma. Because "off a horse" is not a complete thought. You could say "...help uncle jack, get off a horse" though right?
I just noticed fruit flies like a banana.
Uncle Jack in your example is a proper noun, so as such should be capitalized to make the sentence right.
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Old 06-12-2013, 11:31 AM   #66035
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Uncle Jack in your example is a proper noun, so as such should be capitalized to make the sentence right.
Its a jack that lifts uncles. car jack, motorcycle jack, uncle jack.
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Old 06-12-2013, 11:33 AM   #66036
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I feel a quadruple entendre coming on...
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Old 06-12-2013, 12:03 PM   #66037
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Its a jack that lifts uncles. car jack, motorcycle jack, uncle jack.
So you're going to help get a uncle jack off a horse? How's the uncle jack mounted?
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Old 06-12-2013, 12:04 PM   #66038
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Hey Doc

Came across your sign while out riding today.

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Old 06-12-2013, 12:09 PM   #66039
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good info, I was wondering how to apply it in the best manner.

thank you!
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Old 06-12-2013, 12:10 PM   #66040
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Cumquat? Hey now, let's leave your mom out of this. Booya squared!


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It doesn't cost that much if you have an IQ higher then a cumquat. Well, guess it would cost you that much. Booya!
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Old 06-12-2013, 12:11 PM   #66041
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Oh no you didn't! Snap!

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How high of an IQ must one have to say "than" rather than "then" when doing a comparative.
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Old 06-12-2013, 12:17 PM   #66042
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Hold up home slice. I thought you hated the MT-09. This bike is like another AB beer, same piss, different can.

I would buy this bike if I end commuting by moto again. That probably won't happen though. I don't won't some old lady in an Escalade to orphan my kids.

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Old 06-12-2013, 12:24 PM   #66043
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Hold up home slice. I thought you hated the MT-09. This bike is like another AB beer, same piss, different can.

I would buy this bike if I end commuting by moto again. That probably won't happen though. I don't won't some old lady in an Escalade to orphan my kids.
Apparently you fell on your head a lot cause you are lacking some serious reading comp. By all means show me where I said I hated the MT-09? Now go wash the sand out of your vagina.
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Old 06-12-2013, 12:31 PM   #66044
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Boy you fixed wingers are so sensitive.

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As to being a wuss, I invite any who think I'm that, to come fly some pipeline with me.
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Old 06-12-2013, 12:33 PM   #66045
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Between the grammar and jap bike drivel... This thing could end up in Head explody.
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