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Old 04-22-2013, 11:23 AM   #6286
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Well, I hope you let all those general public people know that you aren't one of those 'bad" motorcyclists.
That's what I'm here for.
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Old 04-22-2013, 11:29 AM   #6287
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That's what I'm here for.
Turn off that turn-signal already, would ya?
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Old 04-22-2013, 11:43 AM   #6288
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That's what I'm here for.
I feel a lot better now. Thanks!!
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Old 04-22-2013, 11:44 AM   #6289
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Turn off that turn-signal already, would ya?
But I always roll slowly through the left lane of life with my blinker on.
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Old 04-22-2013, 11:56 AM   #6290
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I have 1 of those 17 year olds that lives in my house,all I can say is UUGGHH.I also was a douche at that age and if you ask my son he will tell you I still am,he had a cage pull out in front of him,the R6 got totaled and he walked away not bad,but yes 17 for some boys is a unique age.

no wonder you can't wheelie...you forgot the "yut"


skip to 2min - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx4F...e_gdata_player
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Old 04-22-2013, 01:22 PM   #6291
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I actually had some one tell me going 80 mph on the highway was dangerous and bikes start getting unstable at those speeds
My girl and I were going out to her grandparents house in Arizona and when we got there her dad says that we were going really fast when he saw us going about 80. I tell him yes we were, but I don't remember passing you and he tells me "No, I passed you. I was going 90"
And I was the one that was being dangerous???
He then proceeded to inform me it's dangerous to go that fast on a motorcycle.
I'm glad he didn't see us when we left the main road
Best I could tell, and my girlfriend could tell, he was completely serious.
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Old 04-22-2013, 03:00 PM   #6292
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no wonder you can't wheelie...you forgot the "yut"


skip to 2min - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx4F...e_gdata_player
That's a funny vid,I'm not sure the KLR has any YUT in its system,but I'll see if I can find it,nope not there!
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Old 04-22-2013, 05:31 PM   #6293
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Under what possible circumstances could a wheelie get you out of a bad situation?

I can't even think of one as a joke.

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Old 04-22-2013, 05:54 PM   #6294
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Many things done wrong will damage you. Riding is number one. In your case, I don't see how you could have envisioned that your encouragement would result in his days off of work.
yeh, thanks

but I still feel guilty

bad conscience

go away.lol

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Old 04-22-2013, 07:05 PM   #6295
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If you're ugly it makes chicks think you're hot?
Fuck! Do you know how difficult it is to wheelie my FJR? Man, it sucks to be ugly.
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Old 04-22-2013, 07:27 PM   #6296
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If you're ugly it makes you think that chicks think you're hot?
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Old 04-22-2013, 11:42 PM   #6297
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You've got me nailed, brilliant observation douche nozzle. Carry on being a twat with people trying to start a conversation about bikes because they're interested.
Words hurt too man......

I also like to do 100MPH stand ups wheelies, naked, with a lit sparkller in my arse, while passing out crack, in a school zone.

Dude I know I am an asshole. But, I would rather be an asshole, than some holier than thou cunt, spouting off on the internet about how perfect you think are, and how bad everybody else sucks. Much Love.


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Between obnoxiously loud bikes, throttle blipping retards, stunting squids, dick heads tearing shit up on dirt bikes and the asshole responses some of you think are funny it's no wonder there's negative opinion of riders in the general public
And you think this^^^^^^^is an "interesting" take on the current state of motorcycling.
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Old 04-23-2013, 03:26 PM   #6298
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I didn't get the memo. Are we over 1,000, yet?

Okay, how's this: "What happened next with the blonde? Did you continue talking to her? She was obviously initiating a conversation. Did you offer to take her for a bike ride? Did her comment lead to a long, deeply-satisfying friendship/relationship that has benefited your life in immeasurable ways?"

More brilliance!
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Old 04-23-2013, 03:28 PM   #6299
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Disguised as Kim Kardashian, driving a pick-up?

Totally smells fishy.
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I'll tell ya what smells fishy..........
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Old 04-23-2013, 03:39 PM   #6300
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More brilliance!
I think "more" would imply there was some earlier brilliance, in at least some small measure, and if my track history is any indication of brilliance by any measure, I probably wasn't all that brilliant before.

And if there was, in fact, some brilliance on my part.... all I have to say is: "Damn, I used up my quota for this decade."
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