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Old 05-01-2013, 09:06 AM   #6316
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That right there is what impatience gets you. I know it sucks that the guy probably got hurt, but I just cant help but laugh at somebody whos so fuckin stupid.
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Old 05-01-2013, 09:07 AM   #6317
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So, finally, I was quick with the perfect response.

After work on Monday I stop at the grocery store to pick up something to eat for dinner (Cheetos and beer) and as I'm stepping off the bike, a GORGEOUS woman (yes, way out of my league) pulls in next to me and says,"Aren't you hot in that jacket?"

And I smile and try to conjure up some George Clooney charm (by which I mean "smarm"), and say, "Thank you. You're hot, too."

And I nail it! The line freaking works!!!

We're going out on Friday night!!!

Edit: There was some further conversation inside the grocery store. It wasn't that easy to get a date.
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Old 05-01-2013, 09:32 AM   #6318
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After work on Monday I stop at the grocery store to pick up something to eat for dinner (Cheetos and beer) and as I'm stepping off the bike, a GORGEOUS woman (yes, way out of my league) pulls in next to me and says,"Aren't you hot in that jacket?"

And I smile and try to conjure up some George Clooney charm (by which I mean "smarm"), and say, "Thank you. You're hot, too."

And I nail it! The line freaking works!!!

We're going out on Friday night!!!

Edit: There was some further conversation inside the grocery store. It wasn't that easy to get a date.
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Old 05-01-2013, 10:40 AM   #6319
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After work on Monday I stop at the grocery store to pick up something to eat for dinner (Cheetos and beer) and as I'm stepping off the bike, a GORGEOUS woman (yes, way out of my league) pulls in next to me and says,"Aren't you hot in that jacket?"

And I smile and try to conjure up some George Clooney charm (by which I mean "smarm"), and say, "Thank you. You're hot, too."

And I nail it! The line freaking works!!!

We're going out on Friday night!!!

Edit: There was some further conversation inside the grocery store. It wasn't that easy to get a date.
Without pics, didn't happen.
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Old 05-01-2013, 10:51 AM   #6320
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Old 05-01-2013, 11:47 AM   #6321
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Without pics, didn't happen.
I'll see if she'll let me post pics, but that's a tough question to ask on a first date (on Friday).

I imagine the conversation will go something like this:

"Say.... you're smoking hot and I was wondering if I could take your picture... no, a classy one, you can keep your clothes on... unless, okay, never mind... boobs maybe... no? okay... and then I'll post it on the internet for a bunch of inmates to gawk at... no, not real prison inmates, that's just a funny name they call themselves on this website... well, it's an asylum and the inmate name stuck... yes, I do sort of find it funny... the website is for motorcycle riders.... yes, I know I promised to stop talking about my bike an hour ago... no, this isn't really about my bike... so, anyway, about a picture.... wait, come back!!! Damn."
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Old 05-01-2013, 12:13 PM   #6322
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I'll see if she'll let me post pics, but that's a tough question to ask on a first date (on Friday).

I imagine the conversation will go something like this:

"Say.... you're smoking hot and I was wondering if I could take your picture... no, a classy one, you can keep your clothes on... unless, okay, never mind... boobs maybe... no? okay... and then I'll post it on the internet for a bunch of inmates to gawk at... no, not real prison inmates, that's just a funny name they call themselves on this website... well, it's an asylum and the inmate name stuck... yes, I do sort of find it funny... the website is for motorcycle riders.... yes, I know I promised to stop talking about my bike an hour ago... no, this isn't really about my bike... so, anyway, about a picture.... wait, come back!!! Damn."
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Old 05-01-2013, 12:40 PM   #6323
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I'll see if she'll let me post pics, but that's a tough question to ask on a first date (on Friday).

I imagine the conversation will go something like this:

"Say.... you're smoking hot and I was wondering if I could take your picture... no, a classy one, you can keep your clothes on... unless, okay, never mind... boobs maybe... no? okay... and then I'll post it on the internet for a bunch of inmates to gawk at... no, not real prison inmates, that's just a funny name they call themselves on this website... well, it's an asylum and the inmate name stuck... yes, I do sort of find it funny... the website is for motorcycle riders.... yes, I know I promised to stop talking about my bike an hour ago... no, this isn't really about my bike... so, anyway, about a picture.... wait, come back!!! Damn."
Now wouldn't it be wild if you end up marrying the girl?

No pressure or anything.
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Old 05-01-2013, 12:51 PM   #6324
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I'll see if she'll let me post pics, but that's a tough question to ask on a first date (on Friday).

I imagine the conversation will go something like this:

"Say.... you're smoking hot and I was wondering if I could take your picture... no, a classy one, you can keep your clothes on... unless, okay, never mind... boobs maybe... no? okay... and then I'll post it on the internet for a bunch of inmates to gawk at... no, not real prison inmates, that's just a funny name they call themselves on this website... well, it's an asylum and the inmate name stuck... yes, I do sort of find it funny... the website is for motorcycle riders.... yes, I know I promised to stop talking about my bike an hour ago... no, this isn't really about my bike... so, anyway, about a picture.... wait, come back!!! Damn."
Are you crazy? That's a good way to never get another date with this lady. To be clear I'm talking about the picture part of your post. The conversation part may get you a restraining order.
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Old 05-01-2013, 01:39 PM   #6325
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Now wouldn't it be wild if you end up marrying the girl?

No pressure or anything.
Dude! Really? "No pressure or anything." Now I'm jinxed for certain.
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Old 05-01-2013, 01:45 PM   #6326
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Dude! Really? "No pressure or anything." Now I'm jinxed for certain.
Listen, man, learn one dish and one dessert (chicken followed by chocolate), use a beard trimmer instead of a razor for a more masculine shadow, color coordinate, shoulders back, anticipate the ebb and flow of conversation and prepare accordingly, smile shyly and act open-minded.

If there's a follow-up date, find her a helmet.
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Old 05-01-2013, 01:59 PM   #6327
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I'll see if she'll let me post pics, but that's a tough question to ask on a first date (on Friday).

I imagine the conversation will go something like this:

"Say.... you're smoking hot and I was wondering if I could take your picture... no, a classy one, you can keep your clothes on... unless, okay, never mind... boobs maybe... no? okay... and then I'll post it on the internet for a bunch of inmates to gawk at... no, not real prison inmates, that's just a funny name they call themselves on this website... well, it's an asylum and the inmate name stuck... yes, I do sort of find it funny... the website is for motorcycle riders.... yes, I know I promised to stop talking about my bike an hour ago... no, this isn't really about my bike... so, anyway, about a picture.... wait, come back!!! Damn."
Try saying you are on a thread at ADV (explain what it is) and you mentioned the incident which got you a date with her to the group. Then say they are pressuring you for a pic because you told them how hot she is.

This will work and the explaining of the thread, its anecdotes and what ADV is will be good first date talk. Maybe she has always wanted to ride too.
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Old 05-01-2013, 02:04 PM   #6328
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And I thought that Hardleys were the bike of choice for off road............
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Old 05-01-2013, 02:30 PM   #6329
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OK, somebody's got to say it, so let's get it over with. He should'a laid her down.
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Old 05-01-2013, 04:03 PM   #6330
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OK, somebody's got to say it, so let's get it over with. He should'a laid her down.
Nah, they were too busy getting ready to beat the shit out of the people in the motor home.
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