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Old 11-10-2013, 09:44 PM   #7261
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I was cruising through town the other day, not paying attention, probably going a little over the posted 25 mph. Got pulled over by a somewhat attractive female cop and she asked the age old stupid question, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Now I'm not known to come up with witty responses quickly, but I think I did okay. I answered "I don't know for sure, but if I had to guess, you probably heard about my sexual virility and wanted to see if the stories are true."
Though I seemed to detect a faint smile she responded, "Not likely, just watch your speed through town". I got off with a verbal warning.
Nice. Lucky for you she had a sense of humor.
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Old 11-11-2013, 06:29 AM   #7262
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I was cruising through town the other day, not paying attention, probably going a little over the posted 25 mph. Got pulled over by a somewhat attractive female cop and she asked the age old stupid question, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Now I'm not known to come up with witty responses quickly, but I think I did okay. I answered "I don't know for sure, but if I had to guess, you probably heard about my sexual virility and wanted to see if the stories are true."
Though I seemed to detect a faint smile she responded, "Not likely, just watch your speed through town". I got off with a verbal warning.


With a more uptight cop, that could have gone very badly.
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Old 11-11-2013, 07:31 AM   #7263
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I was cruising through town the other day, not paying attention, probably going a little over the posted 25 mph. Got pulled over by a somewhat attractive female cop and she asked the age old stupid question, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
Now I'm not known to come up with witty responses quickly, but I think I did okay. I answered "I don't know for sure, but if I had to guess, you probably heard about my sexual virility and wanted to see if the stories are true."
Though I seemed to detect a faint smile she responded, "Not likely, just watch your speed through town". I got off with a verbal warning.

So which Chili Pepper are you?

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Old 11-11-2013, 07:54 AM   #7264
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Okay, you got off verbally but did she give you a ticket?



















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Old 11-11-2013, 08:04 AM   #7265
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Doesn't take much to get you off eh....
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Old 11-11-2013, 10:31 AM   #7266
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I had two people look directly at the side of my bike and ask "Is that a V-Strom?"
They must have known at least a little something about them, because they didn't ask if it was a V-Storm.
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Old 11-11-2013, 10:33 AM   #7267
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I had two people look directly at the side of my bike and ask "Is that a V-Strom?"
They must have known at least a little something about them, because they didn't ask if it was a V-Storm.
You should put some Avon Storm tires on there just to confuse things a bit.
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Old 11-11-2013, 11:47 AM   #7268
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Is that a Victory Storm?
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Old 11-11-2013, 11:57 AM   #7269
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Is that a Victory Storm?
Probably cause it sounds more like a feminine douche product....
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Old 11-11-2013, 01:05 PM   #7270
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Is that a Victory Storm?
Probably cause it sounds more like a feminine douche product....
Sounds more like a bombing operation, where we democracy the shit out of some country.
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Old 11-11-2013, 01:40 PM   #7271
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Sounds more like a bombing operation, where we democracy the shit out of some country.

Democracy.....
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Old 11-11-2013, 01:45 PM   #7272
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Sounds more like a bombing operation, where we democracy the shit out of some country.
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Old 11-11-2013, 03:21 PM   #7273
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hell yeah!!!!!!
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Old 11-11-2013, 06:01 PM   #7274
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Yeah, that's the one.
Freedom, democracy, all the same bombs. Er...same principle I meant to say.
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Old 11-11-2013, 07:13 PM   #7275
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Carpet bombing is SO last century.

In case you've been living in a cave, democracy is now implemented using "smart" munitions.
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