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Old 02-18-2014, 05:58 AM   #7531
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Sure you do, you just have to use a little imagination!







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Old 02-18-2014, 07:07 AM   #7532
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Soaked to the bone, dripping on the floor. Said the lovely lady at the desk: "I saw your motorcycle, aren't you wet?"
To which I can usually honestly answer "Well my gear is, but I'm not".
But since you prefaced with being soaked to the bone, I guess that doesn't fly anymore.
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Old 02-18-2014, 08:16 AM   #7533
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The local cops seem pretty harsh on bestiality suspects around here....

I guess I can browse through the produce section at the local grocery store.
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Old 02-19-2014, 02:36 AM   #7534
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Sometimes they meet the minimum requirements. Sometimes they're hot. It's a scale, really, with "I've had too many beers and my vision is blurry and I think she's female" on one end to "Smoking Hot" on the other end.
I have a scale. Some guys, they have a scale of one to ten. Me? I have a scale of one to two. It's like a go, no-go gauge.
"On a scale of one-to-two, she's a two."
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Old 02-19-2014, 06:23 AM   #7535
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The local cops seem pretty harsh on bestiality suspects around here....
Was legal around here, though after this incident they changed the law. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

WTF? How can this be a good idea? What though process led to that? "Wow, that thing is huge, I wonder what it would feel like pounding in my ass?"


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Old 02-19-2014, 07:44 AM   #7536
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I have a scale. Some guys, they have a scale of one to ten. Me? I have a scale of one to two. It's like a go, no-go gauge.
"On a scale of one-to-two, she's a two."
I have a similar scale. First, it's a yes-no decision. Yes, I'll sleep with her or no I won't.

After that, it's what I call the "One Scale." I'll sleep with them for 1 night, 1 week, 1 month, 1 year, or 1 lifetime.
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Old 02-19-2014, 07:46 AM   #7537
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Was legal around here, though after this incident they changed the law. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

WTF? How can this be a good idea? What though process led to that? "Wow, that thing is huge, I wonder what it would feel like pounding in my ass?"


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I do remember hearing about that case when it happened.

There's absolutely nothing about the guy's thought process that I can even remotely understand.
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Old 02-21-2014, 09:41 AM   #7538
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to, too, two. They're not interchangeable.
Whenever someone gets frustrated with other people's spelling errors I just give them a comforting pat on the back and say "There, their, they're."
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Old 02-21-2014, 10:15 AM   #7539
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Him ... "Do they still make Triumphs?

Who is "They"?

Him ... I once had an old Bonneville chopper in the last century. Leaked oil like a well.

Me ... Mine only leaks mud.

Him ... Where are they made now? India like them old Enfields?

Me ... Still made in England. Only 125 of my model year in all North America. You are one lucky dude to have seen one at all.
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Old 02-21-2014, 10:42 AM   #7540
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'Nother one from a ride to the Copper Canyon in Mexico. At a military roadblock checkpoint (translated from the broken Spanish)

Young soldier with a huge rifle ... Where you from?
Me ... Canada

Him ... Where you going?
Me ... Copper Canyon

Where is that?
Near Creel

Where?
Just up from Batopilas

Where?
In Chihuahua state

Ahh. What kind of bike is this?
Triumph. It's English

We don't see English machines here, mostly Japanese or Chinese.

How fast will it go?
Over 200 Kmh.

Do the girls like it? It looks very sexy
You wouldn't believe how much sex it gets me.

How much is your tent worth? Will it fit a woman in too?
A month of your wages & I had 2 sisters in it once.

This banter looked like it would go on a few more minutes until another vehicle came up behind. Must be a boring job for the young conscripts.
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Old 02-21-2014, 10:52 AM   #7541
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The local cops seem pretty harsh on bestiality suspects around here....

I guess I can browse through the produce section at the local grocery store.

This is bad:

You know the hardest part about having sex with vegetables?

Putting them back in the wheelchair when you are done.

BaDump Ching!
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Old 02-21-2014, 11:12 AM   #7542
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People regularly ask me if my SV is a Ducati. On my trip from Brooklyn to South Carolina, I got asked that at least 8 times, several at back to back stops.
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Old 02-21-2014, 11:50 AM   #7543
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This is bad:

You know the hardest part about having sex with vegetables?

Putting them back in the wheelchair when you are done.

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Old 02-21-2014, 01:53 PM   #7544
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'Nother one from a ride to the Copper Canyon in Mexico. At a military roadblock checkpoint (translated from the broken Spanish)

Young soldier with a huge rifle ... Where you from?
Me ... Canada

Him ... Where you going?
Me ... Copper Canyon

Where is that?
Near Creel

Where?
Just up from Batopilas

Where?
In Chihuahua state

Ahh. What kind of bike is this?
Triumph. It's English

We don't see English machines here, mostly Japanese or Chinese.

How fast will it go?
Over 200 Kmh.

Do the girls like it? It looks very sexy
You wouldn't believe how much sex it gets me.

How much is your tent worth? Will it fit a woman in too?
A month of your wages & I had 2 sisters in it once.

This banter looked like it would go on a few more minutes until another vehicle came up behind. Must be a boring job for the young conscripts.
this thread is not for stupid answers...

and they make more than 34.99 a month...

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Old 02-21-2014, 05:09 PM   #7545
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First let me say I don't consider the encounter to actually be a "stupid question" but given it was a question related to motorcycles, this is probably the best forum for posting. Furthermore, I have great respect for the man who asked the question.

During my motorcycle travels I've been mistaken for a fireman, a helicopter ambulance crew member and a police officer (just to name a few). On the day of this latest encounter, I had just ridden my motorcycle to work on a cold winter afternoon (upper 20s). Before heading into work, I went across the street to a sandwich shop to buy a drink to take with me to work. I was still wearing all my winter riding gear, and the wires and connections for my heated gear were clearly visible.

As I walked past two gentlemen in the shop, one asked me if I was a police officer. I replied "No, I'm just an avid motorcycle rider crazy enough to be out riding in this weather." What made the encouter/question unique is the gentleman asking the question was none other than Ben Stein!
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