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Old 06-06-2013, 01:06 PM   #21331
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So, how about those headlights? No, I'm not talking about the ones above the FUPA.
I imagine the are probably very similar in appearance.
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:36 PM   #21332
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Great. Now the vision of Grandma riding around in Ural with next to nothing on....
You don't want to go there. Because after that comes... The Spanking. For everybody...



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Old 06-06-2013, 01:38 PM   #21333
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You don't want to go there. Because after that comes... The Spanking. For everybody...



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Then.....the oral sex.
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Old 06-06-2013, 01:46 PM   #21334
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DINGO:
Oh, wicked, wicked Zoot. Oh, she is a naughty person and she must pay the penalty, and here in Castle Anthrax, we have but one punishment for setting alight the grail-shaped beacon: you must tie her down on a bed and spank her. GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking!
DINGO: You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me.
AMAZING: And spank me.
STUNNER: And me.
LOVELY: And me.
DINGO: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking!
GIRLS: A spanking! A spanking! There is going to be a spanking tonight!
DINGO: And after the spanking, the oral sex.
GIRLS: The oral sex! The oral sex!
GALAHAD: Well, I could stay a bit longer.
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Old 06-06-2013, 04:33 PM   #21335
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Then.....the oral sex.
The Ural sex, huh?
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Old 06-06-2013, 06:14 PM   #21336
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That's not too far from me, maybe 40 minutes. I'm surprised I didn't hear about it. Those roll cages are a one shot deal. I rolled a wrangler when I was younger.
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Old 06-07-2013, 03:51 AM   #21337
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Nice to see a Harley rider actually putting some effort into it.

Are those boots SIDI Crossfire?
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Old 06-07-2013, 04:15 AM   #21338
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Nice to see a Harley rider actually putting some effort into it.

Those mini apehangers make it a bit difficult to do your best Marquez imitation.

Probably better for an ape imitation.
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Old 06-07-2013, 05:02 AM   #21339
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I just want to know how Flo from Progressive keeps her hair so perfect.

Brazilian wax.
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Old 06-07-2013, 05:10 AM   #21340
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Are those boots SIDI Crossfire?
Eclecticism in motorcycling

They look like Sidi Adventure Rain boots....great boot....a bit noisy.
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Old 06-07-2013, 05:19 AM   #21341
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Wasn't that behavior/riding skill set what started this thread?
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Old 06-07-2013, 06:17 AM   #21342
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Wasn't that behavior/riding skill set what started this thread?
You don't think that guy is pulling on to the shoulder where the pics are being taken? That's what it looks like to me.
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Old 06-07-2013, 08:37 AM   #21343
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Are we sure he's not just looking at himself in the mirror?
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Old 06-07-2013, 09:40 AM   #21344
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About 15 miles from my house.

You want to talk about a FAIL? Jeep driver was an off-duty detective, *ahem* allegedly drinking all day prior to this at a local wine festival, then decides to drive his jeep down the steepest poweline trail around (double black diamond ski trail in winter) with his wife and six year old kid in the vehicle.

Nothing to do with the dragon, of course, be DEFINITELY a 10 on the fail scale.
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Old 06-07-2013, 09:45 AM   #21345
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About 15 miles from my house.

You want to talk about a FAIL? Jeep driver was an off-duty detective, *ahem* allegedly drinking all day prior to this at a local wine festival, then decides to drive his jeep down the steepest poweline trail around (double black diamond ski trail in winter) with his wife and six year old kid in the vehicle.

Nothing to do with the dragon, of course, be DEFINITELY a 10 on the fail scale.
Any word on their current condition?
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