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Old 07-28-2013, 12:21 PM   #22651
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It is a sad truth that the women who are most apt to show off their boobs are often in possession of the boobs that are least aesthetically appealing.
When you get to be my age you do not cull many.
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Old 07-28-2013, 02:24 PM   #22652
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Dang, re-engaging the Civil War and we missed the flasher...



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Old 07-28-2013, 02:39 PM   #22653
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Good to see and visit with you again, Barnone.

Good looking Dong you got there.

Is that the LONG stroke dong?
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Old 07-28-2013, 03:02 PM   #22654
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Is that the LONG stroke dong?




He was playing with his Dong in public.

Cool bike.
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Old 07-28-2013, 03:11 PM   #22655
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he was riding a chinese dong in public.

cool bike.
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Old 07-28-2013, 03:24 PM   #22656
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Anyone remember Ding Dong School?





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Old 07-28-2013, 03:32 PM   #22657
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Good to see and visit with you again, Barnone.

Good looking Dong you got there.


Be careful not to burn your jacket on your hot dong.
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Old 07-28-2013, 04:03 PM   #22658
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Anyone remember Ding Dong School?





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Old 07-28-2013, 04:13 PM   #22659
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Anyone remember Ding Dong School?





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Old 07-28-2013, 04:37 PM   #22660
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Made a stop at the Cheoah Dam on the way to ride the Dragon early this Sunday morning.
Dong took a dump on the white line. Marking its territory.
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Old 07-28-2013, 06:00 PM   #22661
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Bad accident today on the Skyway near the summit on the Carolina side. I saw a crumpled sportbike and I was caught up in the closure waiting for the helicopter to land. Anyone hear if he is ok?
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Old 07-28-2013, 06:15 PM   #22662
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On the way to the recycling center in a light rain.
6' 210 lbs

Isn't it great how we contribute directly to a communist society and smile about it , and we all laugh and have a good time. And I'll be banned, because, you know, harvesting human organs for money from prisoners and just freaking people walking down the street is good for motorcycles, makes them cheap. Libya, Syria, Cuba, North Korea, China, hey, as consumers, let's give them all we can, ok? And now, for my time out on the corner...
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Old 07-28-2013, 06:19 PM   #22663
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Isn't it great how we contribute directly to a communist society and smile about it , and we all laugh and have a good time. And I'll be banned, because, you know, harvesting human organs for money from prisoners and just freaking people walking down the street is good for motorcycles, makes them cheap. Libya, Syria, Cuba, North Korea, China, hey, as consumers, let's give them all we can, ok? And now, for my time out on the corner...
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Old 07-28-2013, 06:23 PM   #22664
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Old 07-28-2013, 06:31 PM   #22665
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Isn't it great how we contribute directly to a communist society and smile about it , and we all laugh and have a good time. And I'll be banned, because, you know, harvesting human organs for money from prisoners and just freaking people walking down the street is good for motorcycles, makes them cheap. Libya, Syria, Cuba, North Korea, China, hey, as consumers, let's give them all we can, ok? And now, for my time out on the corner...


3.5, you're not even close.
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