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Old 08-07-2014, 11:34 AM   #31336
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You do not.
^ I'm taking this guys word on that subject!
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Old 08-07-2014, 12:10 PM   #31337
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BOOBS: Making ugly girls popular for millenniums.

She looks good to me. Tits, tats and a smile. What else do you want?
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Old 08-07-2014, 12:14 PM   #31338
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She looks good to me. Tits, tats and a smile. What else do you want?
The absence of a gag reflex.
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Old 08-07-2014, 12:50 PM   #31339
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A female friend of mine (okay, my wife) describes those as "fried eggs on a nail"
I've always referred to them as "Two flapjacks on a hinge!" But those in the photo above look OK to me.
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Old 08-07-2014, 12:52 PM   #31340
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Do I or do I not want to do a google image search for that term????
I just did, and you do not...



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Old 08-07-2014, 01:11 PM   #31341
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She looks good to me. Tits, tats and a smile. What else do you want?
Not to mention that she is giving the "shocker" sign!
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Old 08-07-2014, 04:49 PM   #31342
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The absence of a gag reflex.
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Old 08-07-2014, 06:30 PM   #31343
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Another Hog down.
Momma didn't wanna get back on after that first Hog roll.
Pirates dropping like flies in the parking lot.
Squids getting it on the road.
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Old 08-08-2014, 05:40 AM   #31344
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A female friend of mine (okay, my wife) describes those as "fried eggs on a nail"
A golf ball in a tube sock.
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Old 08-08-2014, 05:51 AM   #31345
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A golf ball in a tube sock.

OMG, that's exactly what it was!

Not that I wanted that visual again....
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Old 08-09-2014, 07:41 AM   #31346
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The absence of a gag reflex.
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Old 08-09-2014, 07:43 AM   #31347
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Do I or do I not want to do a google image search for that term????
Just remember, you can't un-see something!
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Old 08-09-2014, 09:23 AM   #31348
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Just remember, you can't un-see something!

I have taken all the advice to heart, and have NOT done the search. Thank you all for your concern
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Old 08-09-2014, 12:47 PM   #31349
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She looks good to me. Tits, tats and a smile. What else do you want?

Fewer teeth?
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Old 08-10-2014, 05:51 AM   #31350
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