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Old 04-29-2009, 05:00 AM   #16
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Old 04-29-2009, 05:42 AM   #17
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Just for the sake of accuracy, we have no evicdence that the car itself was gay - the guy getting the rim job probably had some issues, though.
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Old 04-29-2009, 08:46 AM   #18
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Just for the sake of accuracy, we have no evicdence that the car itself was gay - the guy getting the rim job probably had some issues, though.

The guy must be some kind of contortionist if he can get a rim job while driving one of those things.
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Old 04-29-2009, 08:51 AM   #19
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The hell a 22 year old RUSSIAN is doing driving a Lamborghini.
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Old 04-29-2009, 08:52 AM   #20
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Just for the sake of accuracy, we have no evicdence that the car itself was gay - the guy getting the rim job probably had some issues, though.

I've got yer gay lambo right here:

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Old 04-29-2009, 08:53 AM   #21
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:00 AM   #22
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Old 04-29-2009, 09:02 AM   #23
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:02 AM   #24
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:17 AM   #25
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:21 AM   #26
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Old 04-29-2009, 11:47 AM   #27
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Evidently there's no Russian translation available for P.J. O'Rourke's landmark article How to Drive Fast on Drugs while getting your Wing-Wang Squeezed and Not Spill Your Drink.
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