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Old 01-08-2013, 03:51 PM   #3691
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all the plastics were custom cut and custom painted with hot, stick-to-plastic paint ($1000 value)

Shit, a $1000 paint job? That's only double the value of yer KLR d00d!

The bike is incredible, clean and beautiful...

Well that's a first for a KLR, on 2 outta 3 counts anyway

You won't find another one like this

That statement may actually be true. Dunno if I've ever seen a more fukked-up KLR, and I've seen some doozies

And to top if off, he wants $3995 for it
I paid less than that for my 09! I got hosed Tommy
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Old 01-08-2013, 03:54 PM   #3692
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Possibly in Need of Exorcist


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So my boyfriend is buying a house on Wednesday. An old house. Built in the '40s. And I firmly believe it's haunted. Like ghosts and shit just flying out of the walls. So in the event we walk in there and find out there's some Omen-level shit going down, I need to have the number of a good exorcist. References required.
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Old 01-08-2013, 03:58 PM   #3693
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You may of been my true-love-prince! - w4m


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I, was wearing purple polka-dotted crotchless panties, yellow fuzzy tap dancing shoes and rainbow knee-high socks with swirly peace signs. On my tits, I had disco pasties. I have sicc multi-colored dreads.

You, had a green goatee, and no pants. A cow patterned blazer, No shirt. Sicc tatts.

I saw you hula'n on the multi-colored flying dragon art-car as I was riding my TIGHT cruzer thru da sicc playa dust.

We made eye-contact and never saw each again! Hope the universe brings us together. Namaste.

P.s. my name is Raven.

p.p.s we saw each other at burning man.
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Old 01-08-2013, 04:16 PM   #3694
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WWOYFF wrote this? Deities that do not forbid bacon or alcohol preferred.

Deity Wanted


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The Grace of Our Lord church seeks a new Lord for worship. Candidates must be monotheistic in nature with at least 3,000 years of experience. Absolutely NO animal or human sacrifice must be required. Deities that do not forbid bacon or alcohol are preferred. No confusing trinities or disparate gospels will be considered.

If you think that you are right god for the job, please send resume, cover letter, and sample holy text. No applications will be accepted by burning bush or divine revelation.
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Old 01-08-2013, 05:39 PM   #3695
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Direct quote from the ad:
all the plastics were custom cut and custom painted with hot, stick-to-plastic paint ($1000 value)

Shit, a $1000 paint job? That's only double the value of yer KLR d00d!

The bike is incredible, clean and beautiful...

Well that's a first for a KLR, on 2 outta 3 counts anyway

You won't find another one like this

That statement may actually be true. Dunno if I've ever seen a more fukked-up KLR, and I've seen some doozies

And to top if off, he wants $3995 for it


The pic had me at the low mount fender!
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Old 01-08-2013, 05:43 PM   #3696
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WWOYFF wrote this? Deities that do not forbid bacon or alcohol preferred.

Deity Wanted


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The Grace of Our Lord church seeks a new Lord for worship. Candidates must be monotheistic in nature with at least 3,000 years of experience. Absolutely NO animal or human sacrifice must be required. Deities that do not forbid bacon or alcohol are preferred. No confusing trinities or disparate gospels will be considered.

If you think that you are right god for the job, please send resume, cover letter, and sample holy text. No applications will be accepted by burning bush or divine revelation.
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I reckon my Santeria acquaintances aren't welcome either!
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Old 01-08-2013, 08:06 PM   #3697
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I reckon my Santeria acquaintances aren't welcome either!
I don't practice Santeria
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Old 01-09-2013, 05:56 AM   #3698
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g9yyBBhSVw
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Old 01-09-2013, 06:56 AM   #3699
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I think the dood sold the sidecar.
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Old 01-09-2013, 07:27 AM   #3700
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If the bike runs like Inept said it did that ain't a bad deal.

Edit: If I had two pannies to rub together, and could find the other 1449.98 I'd buy it
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Old 01-09-2013, 08:16 AM   #3701
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If the bike runs like Inept said it did that ain't a bad deal.

Edit: If I had two pannies to rub together, and could find the other 1449.98 I'd buy it
Mmm..
I love it when pannies rub together..
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Old 01-09-2013, 02:30 PM   #3702
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http://pensacola.craigslist.org/mcy/3532102958.html



I think the dood sold the sidecar.
I bet somebody offered him $500 for the sidecar, and he realized he could make more money selling 'em separately. The bike definitely needs a rear tire pronto, and will need chain/sprockets soon, and it looks like shi'ite becuz it's been sitting outside for years plus it's been spraypainted, but it runs fine and has low miles. If he's willing to let all those spares he showed me go with the bike for $1450, it's a decent deal! Personally tho I think he'd prolly let it go for $1200 or so...


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Mmm..
I love it when pannies rub together..
Do you mean pennies or panties??

Not that I know anything at all about either pennies or panties rubbing together
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Old 01-09-2013, 04:14 PM   #3703
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Do you mean pennies or panties??

Not that I know anything at all about either pennies or panties rubbing together
Ummmm BOTH
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Old 01-09-2013, 04:27 PM   #3704
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Ummmm BOTH
Yep. That's what I thought
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Old 01-09-2013, 05:57 PM   #3705
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