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Old 05-14-2009, 05:39 PM   #31
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Wonder if this is the same bike ole Chuck used in the "Delta Force" then?
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Old 05-14-2009, 06:21 PM   #32
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An '08 750 Kawi' that's been "babied for years"

http://tampa.craigslist.org/hdo/mcy/1168157144.html

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It's funny how he uses the exact same sentence as with the Honda Civic

Hello and sorry for the late reply. Hope I'm not too late and you didn't already purchased another ATV.

For sale is my '08 Kawasaki BRUTE FORCE 750 4X4i in immaculate condition with only 157 miles, rust free, no scratch and hasn't been involved in any accident. Has electric start, reverse, automatic transmission, push button four wheel drive, differential lock, fuel injection, and high/low gears. This is the perfect ATV for work or play!
I want this transaction to be smooth and I don't have much time at my disposal to waste my time with endless discussions. I believe $2,300.00 (not negotiable) is more than a fair price.
You can reach me at (605) 610-4273 or you can email me if you are interested.

Thank you,

Lt. Moore, Christopher

P.S. More pictures here: http://s607.photobucket.com/albums/tt160/cm4635
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Old 05-14-2009, 06:55 PM   #33
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This morning's listing:





This gives me a wonderful idea

Gotta make up a bunch of yard sale signs with arrows

And see how many suckers I can get runnin' around in circles
This would be fun to watch!
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Old 05-15-2009, 01:04 PM   #34
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Totally Awesome Kick Ass Motorcycle



Date: 2008-09-22, 5:44PM CDT


Motorcycle for sale:


There comes a point in every mans life where he feels the need to pass down some history or perhaps a legacy, this time is now. For the low price of $700 you too may become a bad ass. This motorcycle is not just a way of transportation, it is a way of life. The side of the gas tank says Yamaha which loosely translates to "Kick Ass Stealth Ninja Motorcycle". I stole this motorcycle from Chuck Noris after I gave him a swift roundhouse kick to the face. I also broke off his arm and signed the title with it to my name from him so it is all legit and legally mine to sell now.


Some of the lens covers on the turn signals are broken but if you think that stops me from turning you are sadly mistaken. The first rule I learned in the Mount Tokachi Ninja Training Camp was never tell your enemy what direction you intend to go. I have found this to be a excellent creed or motto to live life by.


I will not admit to how many of the miles have been used for ninja missions however I can tell you that all of the 4693 miles are actual road miles.


There are a few rusted parts on this bike, but that only shows everybody how bad ass you are and that if they were to question you they could be killed instantly. Most of the parts could be replaced with non rusty parts if you wanted to blend in to the common mortal and practice stealth skills by hiding in plain sight.


This motorcycle has 4 speeds in the transmission and all of them are completely capable of causing instant death. I have known the common man to reach speeds of 70 mph I will not comment on the top speed that a skilled ninja rider may accomplish, this you shall find on your own.


The gas cap on this motorcycle is locked by key, that tells possible gas thief's to screw off unless they are prepared to deal with a ninja ass kicking right to the face. If you are still uncertain of how bad ass this actually is you wont need to look further than the front fender complete with scull and cross bones, the graphics tell sissy gutless men to take off or be prepared for punches of lightning to pour down upon them.


If you email me asking about being "firm" on the price I will tell you right now that I am NOT. $700 is only my starting price, you may want to pay me more after you would see it in person. If you think you can email me and ask me to sell if for less you could just as well save me the effort and punch yourself in the balls because that is what I might do and you are most likely a sissy and not worthy of this motorcycle. If you are from Africa and try to scam me do not waste my time because I will swim across the ocean and find you in your dirty hut and judo chop your face with an ultimate punch right to the face.


I may email you more pictures if you need to see more. Ninja fighting weapons are not included.

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Old 05-20-2009, 12:59 PM   #35
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Old 05-20-2009, 07:37 PM   #36
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Does this one sound a bit strange?

600cc Carburated. I simply have no idea how to start a carburated motorcycle. I don't have the patience to learn. I purchased this motorcycle as a first bike. I had it checked over by Orion's Motorsports on 5/15/09. Orion stated it was a good solid bike. It has brand new (less than 10 miles) Dunlap qualifier tires. Fork seals/shock seal were replaced and a full service which included oil change and tune up were all completed 5/15/09. The chain will need replacing soon and the brakes have about 1200 miles remaining. The gas cap is a key locking cap.

I would like to replace this with an electric start bike.

http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/mcy/1181195854.html
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Old 05-20-2009, 07:45 PM   #37
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600cc Carburated. I simply have no idea how to start a carburated motorcycle. I don't have the patience to learn. I purchased this motorcycle as a first bike. I had it checked over by Orion's Motorsports on 5/15/09. Orion stated it was a good solid bike. It has brand new (less than 10 miles) Dunlap qualifier tires. Fork seals/shock seal were replaced and a full service which included oil change and tune up were all completed 5/15/09. The chain will need replacing soon and the brakes have about 1200 miles remaining. The gas cap is a key locking cap.

I would like to replace this with an electric start bike.

http://tallahassee.craigslist.org/mcy/1181195854.html
Must be that "Special Edition Kickstart Only" Katana.
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Old 05-21-2009, 05:53 AM   #38
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Must be that "Special Edition Kickstart Only" Katana.
Those FFs in Tallahasse aren't too bright are they?

Although you'd think a bike you couldn't start would be cheaper
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Old 06-02-2009, 10:58 AM   #39
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im sure youd like to buy a bike from this fella
http://pensacola.craigslist.org/mcy/1201452715.html
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Old 06-02-2009, 11:33 AM   #40
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im sure youd like to buy a bike from this fella
http://pensacola.craigslist.org/mcy/1201452715.html
Holy Shit.

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Old 06-02-2009, 11:58 AM   #41
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Holy Shit.

So what do you suppose the FF actually means

It's too little and he's tired of it

Or does he think he'll kill himself on it?

WeeTodds I'm telin' ya
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Old 06-02-2009, 12:35 PM   #42
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The way I read that, its not going to get him to heaven fast enough. He needs a bigger bike.
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Old 06-02-2009, 01:59 PM   #43
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The way I read that, its not going to get him to heaven fast enough. He needs a bigger bike.
I suppose that could very well be the case
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Old 06-02-2009, 10:45 PM   #44
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its not going to get him to heaven fast enough.
Aha, now I get it. haha holyshit.. nice
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Old 06-03-2009, 11:33 AM   #45
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Trade bike for land.

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