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Old 09-28-2012, 07:13 PM   #10906
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pretend this is my middle finger

And get a mani to go with your pedi while your there, geez!
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Old 09-28-2012, 07:23 PM   #10907
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Got 9 in the base of my middle, inside and around the side- tendons look neet-o when you can see them moving...
The doc said, "Don't look while I clean this out."

I looked.

And then I thought, "You know, I think she was right."







But, at least I didn't Bump Out.
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Old 09-28-2012, 07:26 PM   #10908
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pretend this is my middle finger

did this when I was five years old, get over yourself
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Old 09-28-2012, 07:36 PM   #10909
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The doc said, "Don't look while I clean this out."
I learned don't tell 'em you did it on a motorcycle. Tell 'em you fell off your bicycle.

If you tell 'em you fell off a motorsickle, they youz a wire brush!!

Hurts like hell, worse than crashing!!
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Hells AL is right.

"Bad roads, good people. Good roads, bad people." Mama Espinoza
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Old 09-28-2012, 08:54 PM   #10910
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Poor Lilweewee, Flame on!

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Off to Urgent Care for the second time since Tuesday

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pretend this is my middle finger

Although I do feel your pain

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Old 09-28-2012, 09:13 PM   #10911
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I'm not worthy of this thread
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Old 09-28-2012, 09:15 PM   #10912
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Although I do feel your pain

...
Katy, you have us all trumped with the stick incident.
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Old 09-28-2012, 09:28 PM   #10913
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Posers

my brother (who has the motorcycle sickness more than most of us) had open-heart surgery this spring

had your sternum sawed in half lately?

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Old 09-28-2012, 10:19 PM   #10914
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[QUOTE=liv2rydktms;19704646]Poor Lilweewee, Flame on!




Although I do feel your pain,


They used staples on a meaty flesh wound?
Jeebus! who is in charge of "Scars-R-Us??",,
staples are great for head gashes, and shit that doesn't show,,tiny stiches with lots of care and attention as to their placement would be nicer,,St. Joseph School of Nursing, 1938!,, I grew up with it my whole life,,surgical nurse Mom, and all the crashes,etc.
I tried to blow my left hand off with an explosive when I was 10.
8 hours of vascular surgery by the most meticulous Dr. Gerald Nicholson (RIP) I still have a functioning appendage.
Staples are for lazy fucks, and emergency rooms.
Unless you are far from home,,always call your own physician if you go into the emergency room. They can at least confer with the Dr. on duty, blah blah blah.
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Old 09-28-2012, 10:52 PM   #10915
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I have had more stitches than that in my tongue when I bit through it... after they gave me shots and let the swelling go down for three days... after I found myself out of the wilderness about 48 miles.... the next day... Kind of bit through it and shoved part of a sage brush through my cheek and filleted my ear too... but Kathy still has us all beat...
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Old 09-28-2012, 11:24 PM   #10916
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An old millwright's story:
fell from a ladder during a demolition job and hooked his trousers on a nail on the way down.
Ripped thru his pants, and tore a small rip in his penis, for the full length of it!









left a 10 inch scar!
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Old 09-29-2012, 03:21 AM   #10917
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pretend this is my middle finger

ever heard of a bandaid?
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Old 09-29-2012, 05:37 AM   #10918
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pretend this is my middle finger


they all do that.

them are like flesh wounds.
couple strip a duct tape. walk it off.
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Old 09-29-2012, 05:39 AM   #10919
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Old 09-29-2012, 06:06 AM   #10920
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An old millwright's story:
fell from a ladder during a demolition job and hooked his trousers on a nail on the way down.
Ripped thru his pants, and tore a small rip in his penis, for the full length of it!









left a 10 inch scar!

I thought you were gonna say the left side didn't stretch no more, so now you hadda aim right just to piss into the wind!


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