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Old 08-19-2009, 03:25 PM   #16
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Poetry, shear poetry!
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Old 08-19-2009, 04:33 PM   #17
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What would you expect from a man from the land of Elmore Leonard?
In , a refreshing interlude from my job as a personal cubicle builder and former suit.
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Old 08-19-2009, 05:19 PM   #18
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Wicked The Gang's All Here...

In for this one, too!
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Old 08-19-2009, 05:30 PM   #19
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Originally Posted by vermin
Vermin shudders to life as the flashing lights and blaring of an oncoming Pickup trucks horn awakens him from a deep slumber. His noble beast of burden, Cack, is set on a roiling boil, howling down the highway sounding for all the world like a nitrous burning garden tractor ridden in anger.

....

Fate (and a cast of thousands) has had a hand in the reuniting of these two beasts and Vermin feels whole again. His paranoia of a large overarching mechanism of doom destroying him is seriously diminished as he feels the force of cack coursing through his veins.

An opening I can't resist!


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Old 08-19-2009, 06:43 PM   #20
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Shit, have I been waiting for this.

And, if the opening is any indication, each one of these yarns really is better than the last.

Beer open & waiting.
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Old 08-19-2009, 06:50 PM   #21
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I'm in -

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Old 08-19-2009, 07:50 PM   #22
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Fate (and a cast of thousands) has had a hand in the reuniting of these two beasts and Vermin feels whole again. His paranoia of a large overarching mechanism of doom destroying him is seriously diminished as he feels the force of cack coursing through his veins.
Man! I hit one of those washes on hwy 177 many years ago in the middle of the night. It didn't go as well.

Age Against the Machine, perfect, totally perfect. Looking forward to a festive journey. Did you have to bribe any cops while in Mexico?

(You know, just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.)


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Old 08-20-2009, 05:04 AM   #23
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good wordsmithing, Vermin.

I'm looking forward to reading about what I missed.

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Old 08-20-2009, 05:48 AM   #24
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Whew!

Was starting to go through Vermin withdrawal- checking back at ride reports to see if something showed up- Like a kid peeking downstairs to see if Santa's been yet.

Bring it on!
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Old 08-20-2009, 06:53 AM   #25
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At last! Vermin returns and there goes any remote possiblity of getting any work done for the next few days.
OK kids, pay attention now.
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Old 08-20-2009, 07:53 AM   #26
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I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so excited.

I bet there is at least 25 more subscribed posts before our poet strikes again. Anyone want to lay odds? (By which I refer to his popularity and writing acumen and not the single fingered keyboard peck of the aged vermin. )

-GW
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Old 08-20-2009, 07:54 AM   #27
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Here's the first of 25
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Old 08-20-2009, 08:35 AM   #28
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NICE ... always look forward to seeing what the PC is capable of conquering !!!!!!
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Old 08-20-2009, 08:52 AM   #29
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But, we digress. On with the story.
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Old 08-20-2009, 09:34 AM   #30
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I guess I'm in

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