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Lornce · 01-30-2011, 07:02 PM

pjcr12 · 01-31-2011, 08:40 AM

Nice video intervention there, Lornce, I'm going to take it as a birthday present. Cash would have been better, but at least the thought was there.
planktonnn, re the plastic vernier scale, I just popped out to the shed and used it to measure the length, breadth and depth of a 6" piece of 2x4 and guess what? Yes, it's still accurate. It's the gift that just keeps on giving, and I'll treasure it for all time.

Busy day today; just had a nap to get over a 10am shock to the system, in the form of a compulsory interview with a local charity, who make money out of people like me by questioning our demonic possession and determining our suitability for the job market, on behalf of the government. Apparently, and I didn't know this, I have been graded (through a points system) to fall within the bracket 'crazy but employable'.....in order to get my own back, I subjected the interviewer to an hour-long monologue on the subterfuge of the christian-communism that underlies the fake duality of the polarised-political black magic spell that is, even as we speak, consolidating a population reduction and cash-poisoning programme for the Masonic/Luciferian/Guelffian* conspiracy. We more or less agreed that they (the charity) would leave me the fuck alone, so long as I set myself up as a self-employed horticultural machinery renovator. It's a funny old world at times, but you just got to either go with the flow or, as in my case, turn your own taps on and create a river of reality to suit your situation in life.

The more astute ADV'er's reading this thread would be justified in saying -
"but, I thought you and planktonnn had invented a virtual corporation called Martha Farquar International...why have you branched out on your own with an equally-ficticious horticultural machinery outfit? Well, I was up against the wall, wasn't I? I had to think of something quick, and I didn't want the government finding out about the fake/real airhead 'business', especially as I had invented a cover story of being a wandering shepherd for most of the last ten years, to account for a large gap in my 'employment' history.

Creating, and operating on, several levels of 'reality' at the same time gets a bit complicated, and I went 'underground' and very much 'off the grid' from 2001 onwards in an attempt to shake off the Masonic/Luciferian/Guelffian conspiracy (see above), but I ran out of cash, and had to re-emerge into 3D normality instead of the multidimensional construct I had woven out of superstring theory and quark-based fluids deep in the heart of Exmoor. Also, I didn't want to inadvertently drop planktonnn in the shit nor, for that matter, let the STD1 be impounded for back-taxes and evidence of living an unlicenced life without official approval. It's a lonely life, being a renegade outlaw old-stoner, but someone's got to do it, and at least I get the satisfaction that, by manipulating space-time mentation, I'm doing my bit for humanity. Also, planktonnn doesn't know it yet, but I think he'll quite like renovating imaginary lawn mowers.........

*Don't ask,it's secret.

Here's a list of steering head bearing kits, for purposes of topicality

Lornce · 01-31-2011, 10:18 AM

The thread that keeps on giving...

Bloo · 01-31-2011, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by planktonnn

Good gah, I don't know where you get that, or if you're simply making a sideways reference to my character

I think we should start you on the easier stuff -

Looks like the progeny of a Harley and a butterfly. Also, would it be heresy to paint a monolever RS metallic Gold?

pjcr12 · 01-31-2011, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Bloo

Looks like the progeny of a Harley and a butterfly. Also, would it be heresy to paint a monolever RS metallic Gold?

Excellent choice Bloo...and it's the trendy colour for this season, so I say go for it. By the way, it would only be heresy if it were real gold flake which, as a matter of course, you should always send to MarFar HQ for safekeeping.

planktonnn · 02-02-2011, 08:32 AM

And it goes like this -

planktonnn · 02-02-2011, 09:00 AM

I've been playing with 2009 world economics -

pjcr12 · 02-02-2011, 12:39 PM

Ok, planktonnn, re the 'electronic music flowchart', I don't see an arrow for you writing a hit album, getting a big deal and letting me organise your 'never-ending world tour' as your chief roadie. Why is that?

Also, on the Billion Dollar chart, can I have the $6B spent on erectile dysfunction, to be going on with? If not, how about a share on the war on drugs cashflow? Huh?

Alternatively, how d'you fancy a weekend in Cairo? When I saw those people sic off those armed police on the bridge, I couldn't help punching the air and shouting with incoherent joy....dunno what came over me, but it felt good. Have I caught idealism? What pill do I take for that? Eh?

Fuck it...I'm going back on herbs, being straight don't agree with me. I may even buy a motorcycle. D'you know a good forum I could post stuff on?

pjcr12 · 02-02-2011, 03:05 PM

I'd just like to point out that we went past the 66,666 views and the world did not end.....this won't mean much to ordinary folk (god bless 'em) but to those on the Martha Farquar vibe, I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief, I know I did. Phew.

planktonnn · 02-02-2011, 03:40 PM