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Old 02-24-2011, 07:50 AM   #1576
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Where do I sign, & is that ladder/lift retractable?...
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Old 02-24-2011, 11:34 AM   #1577
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Wasn't that house in a James Bond movie?
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Old 02-26-2011, 02:54 AM   #1578
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Old 02-26-2011, 09:06 AM   #1579
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No idea, but I'm havin' it!?!
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Old 02-26-2011, 10:43 AM   #1580
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Yes Asstrail was very upset when he saw this... I think it hit a nerve because at the time he became aware of it his Reliant has been tippled over three times that week while parked outside his hovel
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Old 02-26-2011, 12:38 PM   #1581
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The Behemoth awakes!?!
That should be: " be he moth?" in actual fact, planktonium*. The answer, as I'm sure you'll be aware, is yes. I am a moth. It is my secret identity whereby I flit from streetlight to streetlight, bashing my brains out in a futile attempt to eat lightbulbs and gain enlightenment, so as to garner meaning from this joke we call life. Funnily enough, it works. That's why I have decided to adopt a fully-lepidopterious lifestyle, just for the hell of it. That's also why I like this forum so much, it gives a chap the opportunity to come clean about such things, knowing that the thread 'community' will be forever grateful, thereby allowing others to open up to their secretive sides for the elucidation and education of their fellow man. Having said that, I shall now take my 'evening' pill, and retire to my conspiracy theory web-surfing.

*Hope you don't mind, but I've decided to convert you to a radioactive element (in human form) so as to provide us with electricity too cheap to meter. The good news is that you now have a half-life of 10,000 years; the bad news is that you will glow in the dark and be beseiged by green activists who will try and shut you down. Just ignore the sanctimonious fuckers, ok?
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Old 02-26-2011, 01:13 PM   #1582
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Old 02-27-2011, 04:46 AM   #1583
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Old 02-27-2011, 11:52 AM   #1584
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I done a little bit today. Can you guess what?????





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Old 02-27-2011, 02:53 PM   #1585
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I done a little bit today. Can you guess what?????
Put up the new calendar? I'd say you were a sexist beast if I didn't know that on the opposite wall is a huge poster of the top three finishers in 'Mr. Gay Brighton 1923'...



I believe the figure on the right is actually George Mallory?
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Old 02-27-2011, 03:39 PM   #1586
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That should be: "be he moth?" in actual fact, planktonium* - *Hope you don't mind, but I've decided to convert you to a radioactive element (in human form)
I'm afraid that particular conversion was achieved during last months relaxing holiday in dear old deserted Chernobyl - nice & secluded, with only the giant catfishes for company, very relaxing. But now, as you say, I do seem to have been converted into radioactive element. Inconveniently, my one & only superpower seems to be to get a wildly exciting wicked woman nekked, pity that eh?... Er, cough.


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Old 02-28-2011, 09:29 AM   #1587
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Die Völker Motorrad Basiert Kampffahrzeug

Now, we're all looking for our little lucky ricochet that pulls the ejector seat handle & blasts us from our 'predicament', whatever that may be for each of us, off into a much sought after other better life, whatever that may be for each of us. I'm pissed off, if only I'd thought of this particular idea six months ago I could have been coining it in...

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Old 02-28-2011, 02:46 PM   #1588
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No, what you've got there planktoniosticus, is a mechanised transport module for giant anteaters. I thought you'd know that from your time on the South American pampas.........
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Old 02-28-2011, 05:26 PM   #1589
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Laugh No? NO? How dare you say no to me?!? Do you know who I am?!? That's right, NOBODY...

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No, what you've got there planktoniosticus, is a mechanised transport module for giant anteaters. I thought you'd know that from your time on the South American pampas.........
Ah, well, but, yes, however, no.

My imaginary time in grande olde Sud Ameros was pretty much all spent in Patagonia, looking for a little peace of mind* & some very extreme solitude. But I'm sad to report that the supposed uninhabited wilderness turned out to be far too populous for me, there being less than the required 1000km space twixt me & the next Humanzee.

And, as you will no doubt know from your extensive studies of the beast you mention, it is habitually domiciled some considerable distance north of modern Patagonia proper, ranging from southern Argentinia up to Hondurass**, so my intimate knowledge of Myrmecophaga Tridactyla is very very limited. In fact I'll go as far as to say that we barely even held hands on the 1st date, there was no suggestive invitation into the burrow for a 'late night cup of termites...', then my calls were never returned, and so I resolved to stick to humans in future*** This is of course why I've never asked the question 'When given a choice between a Giant Anteater & a Wicked Woman, which should one choose?'. I worked that one out for myself...

Hmmmm, 'planktoniosticus'? Surely with all the complex canonical conjugation that's going on recently that really ought to be 'planktoniassticarse'? I will consult my Plutarch.


* Nobody would tell me which piece was mine.
** Surely an eminently suitable name for a Honda built for endurance riding, which is particularly kind to the ass?
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Old 02-28-2011, 06:16 PM   #1590
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