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Old 04-24-2011, 01:59 PM   #1681
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Good gracious.....I may have to start drinking whisky again to properly respond to recent events within this hallowed thread. It would appear that planktonnn's life has reoriented itself onto a shit-streak formulation whilst I have been adopting a 'dead-old-man' persona in the interim.....thankfully, due to the in-depth training I know he underwent as part of the original Martha Farquar Initiation Protocols, he will ride out and ameliorate any untoward and emotionally-based fractious poobar phenomena, converting them magically into a spangly and colourful set of numinous and lovely harmonious happenstances in the near future. Yay, for I have spoken.......

In other news, since my adventures in modern surgery, I have smoked neither tobacco nor marijuana, neither have I allowed hard liquor to alter my consciousness. This has, to all intents and purposes, refocussed my attitude to that of a normal person. I'd totally forgotten how mind-dribblingly fucking boring that state of being is, not having experienced it since I was 14 years old which was a long, long, long time ago. As mentioned above, I intend to reintroduce supermarket spirits to my diet, as well as experimenting with my meds, to try and jump-start my life.
Or, then again, I may just have a quiet nap and grow senile. Who knows?

If I can be bothered, I'm going to take a pic of my main scar so that we can get a 'look at mine' thing going in this thread to perk it up a bit. Or not as the case may be, I still like to make things up and tell lies......however, it's been nice typing shit again after such a long layoff.

Carry on.
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Old 04-24-2011, 02:18 PM   #1682
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Glad your on the mend pjcr12











was almost getting worried
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Old 04-24-2011, 02:20 PM   #1683
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Oh dear just noticed we are on page 113 which i think is bad as the number 13 is involved.

Can we quickly move it along to 114

ta ;-)
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Old 04-25-2011, 11:49 AM   #1684
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Awesome, glad you r ok PJ

Nothing wrong with naps. My dog Bloo has it down to an artform

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Old 04-25-2011, 01:10 PM   #1685
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Oh dear just noticed we are on page 113 which i think is bad as the number 13 is involved. Can we quickly move it along to 114 ta ;-)
Well that all depends on how many posts per page you have in your view preferences?
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Old 04-25-2011, 01:13 PM   #1686
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Is everything in your life called Bloo?
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Old 04-25-2011, 01:37 PM   #1687
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I know a song about bloo

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Old 04-25-2011, 05:27 PM   #1688
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Nope, just him. He is my user name namesake or something like that.
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Old 04-25-2011, 05:30 PM   #1689
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Lol, I do have a Corvette like in the song but its not blue.


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Old 04-25-2011, 05:37 PM   #1690
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Lol, I do have a Corvette like in the song but its not blue.
You should loan it to Planktonn so he and his new gal can cruise past his ex-wife's place and honk and wave.


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Old 04-26-2011, 04:51 AM   #1691
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You should loan it to Planktonn(n) so he and his new gal can cruise past his ex-wife's place and honk and wave.
Seems an awful bother to ship it across the briney just for a short loan & then ship it back again. Surely it would be simpler just to give it to me?
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Old 04-26-2011, 01:32 PM   #1692
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Hey bloo....I got an ex-wife, can I have one of your bikes?
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Old 04-27-2011, 08:01 AM   #1693
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Ya right

You guys are killing me. I'll get right on crating them up.
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Old 04-27-2011, 02:08 PM   #1694
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Ok bloo, that's very generous of you...I'll get the ex-wives crated up this end.
Now remember, both of these women were married to me and planktonn for a good number of years and, as such, are what you might call dangerous, especially after being drugged, tied up in crates and shipped across the atlantic ok? I suggest you use a whip and a padded suit when you let them out....in order to keep them mollified and quiet, use 25 pairs of new shoes for one of them, and a steady supply of new-born babies for the other one. Oh, and they won't cost you too much in food as they're on permanent diets. Good luck, and thanks for the vehicles.
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Old 04-28-2011, 05:14 AM   #1695
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Ok bloo, that's very generous of you...I'll get the ex-wives crated up this end.
Now remember, use 25 pairs of new shoes for one of them.
Thats 25 pairs a week
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