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Old 07-20-2011, 07:32 PM   #1831
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Old 07-20-2011, 07:34 PM   #1832
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Old 07-20-2011, 07:42 PM   #1833
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And the last being this strange & obscure tale... to offer it to you lazy fecks in digest form, it's the story of the first rudimentary grasp of the potential of 'ground effect' some ten years before its application in the Lotus 78 & perfection in the 79. One can't help but sniff the implication that but for Surtees intrigue BRM might have been on to something...
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Old 07-20-2011, 09:18 PM   #1834
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Old 07-20-2011, 09:23 PM   #1835
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Old 07-21-2011, 10:02 AM   #1836
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She’s quite obviously waaaaaay off of her plank on misaligned brain juice...
So now I'm stealing her cutlery. It's a standard complaint from the mentally dis-eased, and not the first time I've heard it, but nonetheless a false accusation. Partly it's a matter of projection. Being the resident other in the situation I must expect to become subject to having light-beams of delusion cast over me...


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Old 07-21-2011, 01:17 PM   #1837
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So........you're stealing that poor woman's knives and forks eh? And playing chords on your guitar at the same time?!
No wonder the freakin' nutjob's two paradigms short of a meaningful worldview, given that sort of behaviour. Here's what I
suggest -

1) Go downstairs and wheel your bike into the lift
2) Somehow wiggle it into your bedroom cum lounge
3) Lock your door
4) Fire the bastard up and try and get a 'wall of death' thing going around your four walls
5) See what happens

No, don't thank me....'giving free advice' is my middle name

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ps has this frickin' thread got to 100,000 views yet?
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Old 07-24-2011, 10:50 AM   #1838
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So........
ok, tried it, ditn't wurk. now am apparently stealing sponges. wole ting fucked up, including key between g+J, please send lobotomy or deat(keytwixtg+j)

t(keytwixtg+j)anks



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Old 07-24-2011, 02:02 PM   #1839
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planktonnn, here's an 'H'.....just copy'n'paste and it should be good until you get yer
keyboard ungunged. No, don't thank me, it's the least I can do. Sorry to hear things
are fucked up......do you sense a pattern evolving? Just thought I'd mention it as it
may have escaped your attention.......sponges??!! SPONGES??!!
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Old 07-24-2011, 02:53 PM   #1840
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'H'
a pattern you say? yes, i am living last year x2...

Really, what's the point?
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Old 07-25-2011, 04:52 AM   #1841
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Old 07-25-2011, 01:11 PM   #1842
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You will be pleased to know the the 'blue one' passed its 'mot' today
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Old 07-26-2011, 09:30 AM   #1843
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Old 07-26-2011, 12:26 PM   #1844
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ok, so which person who isn't me put raw fish in the washing machine?
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Old 07-26-2011, 01:16 PM   #1845
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ok, so which person who isn't me put raw fish in the washing machine?
Was it on 'delicates' or spin-cycle? Seriously, planktode make sure your door's locked at night ok?
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