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Old 11-21-2011, 05:06 AM   #2146
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Well, it's starting.....along with the recent coup d'etats in Italy and Greece, it would seem that our motorcycles are no longer safe. I give you all permission to rise up and strike a blow for freedom.
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Old 11-21-2011, 09:48 AM   #2147
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...I give you all permission to rise up and strike a blow for freedom.
I did an oil & filter change, does that count?

Now I just have to save up for some gearbox/driveshaft/bevel box oil and hope I don't need a new battery...

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Old 11-21-2011, 10:19 AM   #2148
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just as well i'm not with Bennetts
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Old 11-21-2011, 11:10 AM   #2149
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just as well i'm not with Bennetts
Well they may U-turn*, or they may be the first of many to do this. I'm not Euro-sceptic, but is this presaging the 'no mods' business that the up-coming protest rides to Brussels are about? Now, I've been to Brussels touring with a band, and however strongly I felt about this matter there's no way in hell anyone is getting me to go to Belgium again

As an aside I must mention, after the gig** we were being transported across town to the hotel *** by the promoters gofer and he was talking in a thick Flemish accent about how, when he visited London, all the night clubs were spread out all over the place, whereas he found that in Berlin they were conveniently concentrated in one area of town. Without a pause I replied 'Well, they like concentrating things those Germans...'

Sorry.

* They've already clarified that two stickers don't count as two items out of the three. Oh how very generous...
** For which the promoter attempted to avoid paying us, and oh did this lead verily to threats & a little punching.
*** Yes, we did smash it up, well you have to, it's sort of expected you know?



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Old 11-21-2011, 12:21 PM   #2150
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I did an oil & filter change, does that count?
Er....actually, according to EU regulations, you are not permitted to carry out repairs or servicing to your own vehicle. I kid you not.
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Old 11-21-2011, 12:29 PM   #2151
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Er....actually, according to EU regulations, you are not permitted to carry out repairs or servicing to your own vehicle. I kid you not.
Ah, but according to MFM ordinance 17a, and I quote verbatim, 'Fuck them & fuck their mothers'
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:07 PM   #2152
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I bet that you cant get the tyres that our air heads left the factory with 30 odd years ago.

So by default the new law thay are trying to push is flawed.

John the pervert has a 3 year old yamaha he bought new and he cant get tyres for it wot r in his hand book.

I also take it that i'm going to have to remove the non shitty braided brake lines and put wanky rubber expanding hoses back on, but I'm not aloud so will be booking it in at on yer asre to get it returned back to standerd asap
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:10 PM   #2153
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Im i still able to make my own pack lunch or do i need to book a health food advisor to take out my crisps and chocolate bar and replace them with a lettice leaf and celery stick
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:11 PM   #2154
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:43 PM   #2155
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Well............that's 5 minutes and 25 seconds of my life I'm never going to get back DBD, but thanks anyway for the
cultural uplift.
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Old 11-21-2011, 01:52 PM   #2156
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Ah, but according to MFM ordinance 17a, and I quote verbatim, 'Fuck them & fuck their mothers'
Ah yes.....I'd forgotten about MFM ordinance 17a, which does in fact apply in these circumstances, but I'd been thinking more along the lines of a bloody uprising involving lynch mobs and gratuitous violence. With that in mind, and assuming that you agree, I've decided to activate the Martha Farquar sleeper cells to slaughter everyone on the planet. The whole game's too fucked up to reform, and I've decided to put a stop to it, once and for all. Obviously, anyone who's ever posted on this thread is exempt, naturally.
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Old 11-21-2011, 05:50 PM   #2157
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The whole game's too fucked up to reform, and I've decided to put a stop to it, once and for all.
I can but wholeheartedly agree - as we discussed many-a-time in the Shedquaters, its my opinion that even were you to magic a nirvana out of thin air then human nature would ruin it within 5 hours, and so we come to a state were it ceases to be a matter of making what's in place becoming 'better', because it, or a variant of it, will always return to its natural state of shitdom (technical term that is) in one way or another.

I come to feel that if it has to exist at all, then the optimum scale for human civilisation is, at the very most, no larger than one hundred souls - That is, small enough to be responsive to its own problems; a size where decision making maintains the ability to stay directly in touch with the circumstance it presides over, and the populace is close enough to govern the governors, perhaps creating a self-responsive society, which is aware of and solves its own problems... Maybe the optimum number is much smaller than that?, and is limited to a scale that forces each individual to be reliant on (and responsible to) all others in the group for the maintenance of survival. Big up the Inuit!?!

Anyway, if you want real cultural uplift, this one cleans up every time -


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dT2...layer_embedded

Still, fuck humanity, I'm off to live in a decommissioned nuclear lighthouse in northern Russia. Dystopians? Bloody amateurs
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Old 11-23-2011, 07:38 AM   #2160
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