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Old 01-30-2012, 02:05 AM   #2356
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Old 01-31-2012, 12:01 AM   #2358
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Session 1 as of 15:00 local time - 31/01/12

PosRiderTeamFastest lapPrev. GapLead. GapLaps
1Jorge LorenzoYamaha Factory Racing2:02.406--13
2Ben SpiesYamaha Factory Racing2:02.456+0.050+0.05021
3Dani PedrosaRepsol Honda Team2:02.535+0.079+0.12931
4Valentino RossiDucati Team2:02.824+0.289+0.41822
5Cal CrutchlowYamaha Tech 32:03.099+0.275+0.69315
6Alvaro BautistaHonda Gresini2:03.153+0.054+0.74721
7Katsuyuki NakasugaYamaha Factory2:03.418+0.265+1.01215
8Hector BarberaPramac Racing Team2:03.523+0.105+1.11716
9Nicky HaydenDucati Team2:03.969+0.446+1.56319
10Andrea DoviziosoYamaha Tech 32:04.033+0.064+1.6277
11Stefan BradlLCR Honda2:04.148+0.115+1.74224
12Karel AbrahamCardion AB Motoracing2:04.863+0.715+2.45721
13Franco BatainiDucati Team2:05.292+0.429+2.88615
14Casey StonerRepsol Honda Team2:07.163+1.871+4.7574
15Colin EdwardsNGM Mobile Forward Racing2:08.240+1.077+5.83412
16Ivan SilvaAvintia Racing2:11.267+3.027+8.86112
17Jordi TorresAvintia Racing2:12.816+1.549+10.41020
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1000cc bikes in action at Sepang Tuesday, 31 January 2012

The first Official MotoGP Test of 2012 kicked off in Malaysia on Tuesday with the majority of attending teams putting their new 1000cc prototypes to the pavement by 2pm local time.


After two months off the track, the MotoGP paddock was back in action on Tuesday as the first official Test of 2012 began at the Sepang International Circuit. In attendance were the factory teams getting underway with development work on the new 1000cc bikes in addition several new teams contesting MotoGP CRT machines.


A damp track in the morning had the riders waiting to make first contact with the track, until late morning when all but Casey Stoner made their first laps aboard their 2012 machines.

Leading the early pace at the top of the timesheet after the opening half of day one was Factory Yamaha’s Jorge Lorenzo with a fastest lap of 2’02.406 aboard his new YZR-M1, with Valentino Rossi making the long awaited debut of the new Ducati Desmosedici GP12 and lapping four tenths of a second behind Lorenzo, with Ben Spies following with a best lap of 2’02.930.

Alvaro Bautista made his first laps aboard the Honda of the Gresini Team in a strong debut to rank fourth for the morning, with Yamaha Tech 3’s Cal Crutchlow the second highest satellite team rider in fifth position.

Following in sixth was Dani Pedrosa, who arrived at the test with a custom chassis on his Repsol Honda RC213V, distinctly different than that of team-mate Stoner, who made sat out the morning due to a pulled muscle in his back, though the Australian did remark upon inspecting his new ride that changes made to the bike since the test in November were impressive. In his stead was Honda test rider Kousuke Akiyoshi who made 3 laps aboard Stoner’s machine.

American Nicky Hayden gathered his first impressions of the GP12, making 10 laps with a best time of 2’04.665, followed by Moto2 World Champion Stefan Bradl aboard the LCR Honda. Next in the rankings was a still recovering Andrea Dovizioso on the Yamaha Tech 3 machine, the Italian is recovering from surgery to plate his collarbone after an off season motocross incident and will use this test to familiarize himself with his new bike.

Hector Barbara set a fastest lap of 2’05.112 aboard the Pramac Racing Ducati, eight tenths ahead of Czech rider Karel Abraham, who will focus on setting up rider position and testing the electronics and tires on his new GP12 Ducati.

The new Avintia Racing team saw team rider Ivan Silva and replacement rider Jordi Torres lap in the 2’11 and 2’12s, respectively, ahead of Forward Racing’s Colin Edwards, who is hard at work developing the electronics of his Suter-BMW.

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Old 01-31-2012, 10:27 AM   #2360
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Lorenzo on top at Sepang day one



Sepang MotoGP Test 1 - Day 1 Highlights
Tuesday, 31 January 2012

The first day of the Official MotoGP™ Test of 2012 at the Sepang International Circuit finished with the Yamaha Factory Racing rider on top of the timesheet and pleased with his new 1000cc YZR-M1. Stoner sat out the first day of testing and hopes to participate tomorrow.

Jorge Lorenzo was the fastest rider on track Tuesday, the first day of the Official Test at the Malaysian circuit, and the Spaniard was extremely satisfied with the first shakedown aboard the new 1000cc prototype.

Testing primarily changes made to the Yamaha that addressed corner exit speed, Lorenzo set the fastest pace in the morning, and after 30 laps completed the day with a best time of 2’01.657, which was 0.346s faster than closest rival Dani Pedrosa. Lorenzo’s team-mate Ben Spies completed the day with the fourth fastest time, a 2’02.234, and tomorrow the pair will continue development work on a new electronics package in addition to testing some new parts.

Pedrosa worked on the chassis set up of his RC213V and tested the new Bridgestone tyres, while his team-mate, Casey Stoner, sat the day out after injuring a muscle in his back warming up in the morning in preparation to ride. While the current World Champion was resting with the aim to make it on track tomorrow, Honda test rider Kousuke Akiyoshi did a short run down on the number 1 bike, completing four laps (and subsequently posting the 14th fastest time of the day). The bikes of the Repsol Honda duo sport differing chassis, each of which have been developed to the specifications of each rider.

With the aim of only getting familiar with the Monster Yamaha Tech 3 motorcycle, Cal Crutchlow completed the day third fastest in the field with a time of 2’02.221, just over a tenth of a second quicker than Valentino Rossi at the controls of the new Ducati GP12.

Rossi completed 43 long anticipated laps aboard the completely redesigned Desmosedici, to post a best time of 2’02.392. Today was the first public appearance of the new machine, which team-mate Nicky Hayden lapped into 10th fastest spot of the day with a time of 2’03.151.

Andrea Dovizioso focused the day on riding with his newly plated collarbone and working on engine management, and the Italian faired well, placing his Monster Yamaha Tech 3 machine sixth for the day, three tenths behind compatriot Rossi. Hector Barbara followed in the times putting in a lap of 2’02.773 on board his Ducati GP12 of the Pramac Racing team, while Alvaro Bautista completed his very first day of testing the San Carlo Honda Gresini Team bike to rank just fourth hundredths behind Barbara.

MotoGP rookie Stefan Bradl LCR Honda finished a day of familiarizing himself with a MotoGP bike at 11th fastest, a half second behind Hayden. The Moto2 Champion was a tenth of a second ahead of Karel Abraham, whose focus on the Cardion AB Motoracing Ducati was on set up and tyre testing.

The CRT development progress continued, with NGM Mobile Forward Racing’s Colin Edwards putting in 12 laps on the BMW-Suter, with much of his time going into electronics development. The Texan paced ahead of Avintia Racing rider Ivan Silva, who also made 12 laps, while test rider Jordi Torres completed 42 at the controls of the BQR-FTR machine.

PosRiderTeamFastest lapPrev. GapLead. GapLaps
1Jorge LorenzoYamaha Factory Racing2:01.657--30
2Dani PedrosaRepsol Honda Team2:02.003+0.346+0.34648
3Cal CrutchlowMonster Yamaha Tech 32:02.221+0.218+0.56432
4Ben SpiesYamaha Factory Racing2:02.234+0.013+0.57728
5Valentino RossiDucati Team2:02.392+0.158+0.73543
6Andrea DoviziosoMonster Yamaha Tech 32:02.751+0.359+1.09420
7Hector BarberaPramac Racing Team2:02.773+0.022+1.11641
8Katsuyuki NakasugaYamaha Factory2:02.829+0.056+1.17232
9Alvaro BautistaSan Carlo Honda Gresini2:02.869+0.040+1.21245
10Nicky HaydenDucati Team2:03.151+0.282+1.49433
11Stefan BradlLCR Honda2:03.668+0.517+2.01144
12Karel AbrahamCardion AB Motoracing2:03.781+0.113+2.12445
13Franco BatainiDucati Team2:04.986+1.205+3.32935
14Casey StonerRepsol Honda Team2:07.163+2.177+5.5064
15Colin EdwardsNGM Mobile Forward Racing2:08.240+1.077+6.58321
16Jordi TorresAvintia Racing2:10.671+2.431+9.01442
17Ivan SilvaAvintia Racing2:11.267+0.596+9.61012
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PosRider
Fastest lapPrev. GapLead. GapLaps
1Casey Stoner
2:00.895--29
2Ben Spies
2:01.052+0.157+0.15737
3Jorge Lorenzo
2:01.068+0.016+0.17340
4Dani Pedrosa
2:01.508+0.440+0.61335
5Cal Crutchlow
2:01.565+0.057+0.67042
6Hector Barbera
2:01.788+0.223+0.89350
7Valentino Rossi
2:01.886+0.098+0.99144
8Alvaro Bautista
2:01.933+0.047+1.03846
9Andrea Dovizioso
2:02.160+0.227+1.26542
10Nicky Hayden
2:02.354+0.194+1.45941
11Stefan Bradl
2:02.414+0.060+1.51941
12Karel Abraham
2:02.598+0.184+1.70366
13Katsuyuki Nakasuga
2:02.941+0.343+2.04640
14Franco Battaini
2:04.311+1.370+3.41638
15Colin Edwards
2:05.603+1.292+4.70837
16Ivan Silva
2:10.297+4.694+9.40216
17Jordi Torres
2:11.893+1.596+10.9982
18Robertino Pietri
2:12.546+0.653+11.6515

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I hope this message....gets....through....snow is drifting up to 3" in parts of UK....chaos will shortly overwhelm us
and people may slip and fall with horrendous consequences....we are appealing to the USA for money, drugs and off-road
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I hope this message....gets....through....snow is drifting up to 3" in parts of UK....chaos will shortly overwhelm us
and people may slip and fall with horrendous consequences....we are appealing to the USA for money, drugs and off-road
motorcycles....can you..... help...... us?
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