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Old 02-06-2012, 01:10 PM   #2371
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EMERGENCY DISASTER APPEAL

I hope this message....gets....through....snow is drifting up to 3" in parts of UK....chaos will shortly overwhelm us
and people may slip and fall with horrendous consequences....we are appealing to the USA for money, drugs and off-road
motorcycles....can you..... help...... us?
I think it's fair to say that this accurately represents the tone of coverage the minute it snows somewhere in The Former United Commonwealth Kingdom, BLURRY IRRIOTS!?! I know that there are indeed some issues for some people somewhere, but in reality as soon as a snowflake hits the ground in the garden of one of the readers of the Daily Mail, the entire country goes into SNOWMAGEDDON mode and every middle class tosser in the land begins wailing like ambulance sirens about chaos and how we've all gone done run out of salt/grit, and it's gridlocked out there, and it's all the fault of the obese poor or the French or Lembit Opik.

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Homo Sapiens
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Also, going back a while, you'll find the tale of The Great Falling Over, wherein dear Pjcr12by2 pivoted around the axis of his waist with great momentum & truly Thwakked is head as a precursor to The Lost Days, you can search the thread quicker than I can. You get the same panic here when it gets very slightly hot. Somebody is bound to lose a knighthood. My Money's on Jimmy Saville...

Jimmy Saville (left)


NB. T is post as been made wit out t e elp of an key, and so every time t e letter as appened I've ad to paste it t ere, so t ink of me w ile enjoying t e use of your w ole keyboard. T ank you.
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Old 02-06-2012, 01:18 PM   #2372
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Old 02-06-2012, 03:07 PM   #2373
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Old 02-06-2012, 03:14 PM   #2374
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Old 02-06-2012, 04:58 PM   #2375
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Old 02-06-2012, 07:05 PM   #2376
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Old 02-08-2012, 08:43 AM   #2377
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They said business was best conducted by looking thru both ends of a telescope pt.2

But I am nothing if not shoddier than the aforementioned ‘them’… So what might I believe if I were to believe in belief? Let us together hold it as measured apposite further to survey those personages aforementioned, as by and large being in need of undemanding answers for these three fundamentals : Where do I come from?, why am I here?, & where do I go next? Do I reach to go beyond or to overcome their must haves; to extend and invent another standing circumstance?; to re-purpose & replace, reinterpret & reconstitute – to re-skin that which we live within? So do I pace the six steps here in ‘The Place’, and see & need more than them? I cannot say I do.



So could we live another way?

It’s a populist thought, expressed to no great purpose, and the fact that the proposition is visible to a portion of the mass is of no great import and must not be seen as a sign of change scented on the wind, as were any of this to lead anywhere into the neighbourhood of beginning to prise movement in an event chain that might, through lucky ricochet and indefinable alignment, make possible even slight change, then it would be reigned in by the very persons most beaten by it, those first mentioned in pt 1. You see, I see them do it. I saw them pay their Poll Tax the Monday after the riots. I see them do it now.
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Old 02-08-2012, 01:26 PM   #2378
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It's no good thinking about things, planktonnn. That way lies madness. Either ride your motorcycle or dance. There is no other option.








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Old 02-08-2012, 02:09 PM   #2379
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It's no good thinking about things, planktonnn. That way lies madness. Either ride your motorcycle or dance. There is no other option.
I can't dance, I have a dispensational certificate, so I'll just have to ride
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Old 02-13-2012, 08:11 PM   #2380
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http://s1239.photobucket.com/albums/...t=51f806db.mp4

rough visuals background link test - mp4, ignore what it is, the issue is does it run for you?
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Old 02-13-2012, 08:24 PM   #2381
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Old 02-13-2012, 08:41 PM   #2382
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Old 02-14-2012, 01:36 AM   #2383
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Old 02-14-2012, 04:08 AM   #2384
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Doesn't work 25 miles down the road in Poxford....keeps freezing up due to the fuck up caused by running firefox and the evil that is 'plugin-container.exe' eating up 95% of CPU. Can you put a band together, get a lorry and play outside my house next saturday afternoon?
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Old 02-14-2012, 11:18 AM   #2385
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Works over here but you need to work on the facial hair ;-)
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