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Old 03-10-2012, 04:27 AM   #2446
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Old 03-10-2012, 04:49 AM   #2447
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...something like a GSXR1000 or an FJ1100
That's a real shit, as I've just got you one of these for your Spleeniversary

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Old 03-10-2012, 04:55 AM   #2448
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Still, to make the best of a bad situation I sold the R850R I got you as shown in the previous post, & got me one of these...

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Old 03-10-2012, 05:02 AM   #2449
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But, when you come to consider what steed you might select, I can only suggest you keep in mind the following:

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Old 03-10-2012, 12:00 PM   #2450
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If I know 'the Fonz', he'd rob a bank and give me the cash. I'm sure he wouldn't buy me a bike then sell it so he could have a GS to play with.....(grimace with pain) that's just my old spleenectomy scar playing up as it realises it's exactly a year ago that I died on the operating table and was then brought back to life in what amounts to a miracle, no less. For those who don't know (or care) I had a small medical emergency just 12 short months ago........it was a Friday, and the birdies were singing as the dawn broke to see me writhing in pain with what turned out to be a collapsed lung brought about, so the Doctor said, by being a stoner for 40 years, the hot acrid smoke of various types of weed'n'hash having burnt several small holes in the top of my left lung, causing it to go phhhtttt-splattt as it deflated in my chest cavity. After many and prolonged interventionist procedures that hurt like fuck, they decided I had to be operated on. Thankfully, this being a socialised hell with free medical care, it didn't cost me a penny. The only problem being that during the blebectomy and other stuff they somehow managed to cut up my spleen bigstyle which, a week later, had me writhing in agony as I bled to death slowly until I died. I was only dead for a short while until another set of doctors ripped me open, cut out my spleen, sewed me up and pumped me full of fresh blood to make my heart beat once again, thereby making me live once more. I woke next day to many doctors looking extremely worried and being very nice to me as they wondered how much I was going to screw them for........(as much as fucking possible, let me tell you). That process is still ongoing, but when it goes ker-ching!!, I'm having a nice motorcycle to play with. Being dead is no big deal, by the way, but getting to be dead can involve several varieties of the worst pain I've ever experienced, which has resulted in me not smoking (or drinking, just to be sure) for 12 months and 5 days. Life, as a result, is shit. Smoking dope used to be the thing which the rest of my life revolved around, and with which I self-medicated my way through this pile of crap we call life. Now I'm as normal as the next guy, and let me tell you it sucks. The most exciting thing I've done in a whole year is build a kennel. A fucking kennel. I'm also fat. I used to be skinny and cool, now I'm just fat and normal. I shouldn't really say this, but it was kind of good being dead, even if it was only for a matter of minutes. It made me feel relaxed in a strange kind of way, knowing I had more or less shifted off this mortal coil and escaped this futile existence. The bitch is that I also believe in karma and reincarnation, which means I'd just end up back here and have to do it all over again.....sigh. Thank fuck for motorcycles, is all I can say, and thank an even bigger fuck for the Airhead subsection of the Old's Cool section of ADVRider, where a man can talk crap and walk easy..........
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Old 03-11-2012, 12:34 PM   #2452
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Mwaaa-Hah..........haaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr!!

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As the big man says "Stop making music, we have a winner!"


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Only an evil perverted person can watch that whole video.
Oh, and their moms.
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Only a stone-deaf person can watch that whole video.
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