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Old 03-22-2012, 05:46 AM   #2461
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Old 03-22-2012, 05:56 AM   #2462
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Old 03-22-2012, 06:02 AM   #2463
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Old 03-26-2012, 01:42 PM   #2464
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Somewhere, in a lonely desert, a lazy wind blows a tumbleweed across the the dry and dusty landscape......the bleached bones of an old thread lay white under a blistering sun, desperate for moisture and gasping for a cool breeze. An ancient sign post, still bearing the faint marks that read "....Insert clever airhead based title here...." was stuck like a tombstone in the sand, the last lingering remnant of something that once lived, but now seemed so quiet, so lifeless.
So for fuck's sake, planktonnn, write something new, ok?

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Old 03-26-2012, 05:13 PM   #2465
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So for fuck's sake, planktonnn, write something new, ok?
Sorry dear fellow Mart
ha Farquee, I've been somewhat distracted by:
  • Engaging in the process of bankruptcy via the aforementioned DRO. Fee is paid, waiting for approval, tension & pressure in the mean time.
  • Sleeping.
  • Waking.
  • Writing this.
  • Undertaking a bit of gardening leave, literally, by working on the overgrown garden that surrounds my former shed*
  • Getting ready for my impending MOT. Should be sorted, so should go wrong.
  • Avoiding writing anything on my Scraptop here in ‘The Place’ as my h key isn't working, and I have to copy/paste it each time it appears**
  • Reading ‘The Lives of the Twelve Caesars’ by Suetonius just to remind myself that nothing really changes, ever.
  • Analysing the second movement of Piano Concerto No.2 in C Minor by Racmaninov. This version*** as recommended by the only actual musician I have ever known, who lives in the castle @ Carcassonne… I again realised he was entirely correct 25 years ago (almost to the day) in observing that the end is made by that which precedes it.




  • I thought the version conducted by Boulez is a better performance of the male lead, and I say this even though I don’t live in a castle, even though I fully accept that's no picnic either, what with clattering sword toy sound effects & construction noise. Were I a diligent host I’d link to the Boulez, however my pay-as-you-go-sim-dongle-net-access precludes such largesse. I first heard this performed at the closing of a crumbling Victorian mental hospital circa ’92?
  • This is probably where there ought to be some observation of or conclusion on or reference to bolts?

* I reek of smoke having had myself a good long fire to dispose of the scrub thereby generated. Sitting there in the mouth of my now dormant man cave I was reminded of living in the woods, of getting soaked on the second night and using a gifted Bill Bryson book to re-start my fire.
** For a long while I tried to develop the capacity to compose lines that avoided the use of said h wherever possible, but then my brane just hurt, now I break my brane by pasting it in. Try doing it yourself to experience a simulacrum of this jilted experience, but do remember your h key works so you are but trying on the sorry suit of this here Asstronought of a modicum of a Mr. Benn




3.50 ‘We’ll be rich!' said the spaceman. ‘That could be fun’ thought Mr Benn – Tosser :-D

*** Though this u-tube version cuts off the closing sustain of the final chord, the decease of which makes the end part - go buy a copy with it on & feel the difference.

Now then:

When reading the above, please do remember that we’ve all got far better things to do, but you asked for it, not all of you, but one of you & that was enough to obligate me to provide some something, even if it was this shit.




That Castle I don't live in... I understand it's an insufferable tourist ratrun.

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Old 03-26-2012, 05:21 PM   #2466
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Old 03-26-2012, 05:22 PM   #2467
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Only an evil perverted person can watch that whole video.
Oh, and their moms.
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Old 03-27-2012, 04:25 AM   #2468
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Old 03-27-2012, 11:32 AM   #2471
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That's more like it.....keep up the good work. Glad to hear you've hacked your way back to the shed, by the way.

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Old 03-27-2012, 12:08 PM   #2472
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That's more like it.....keep up the good work. Glad to hear you've hacked your way back to the shed, by the way.
While you're there, I need a very clear photograph of an old style, slightly abused, BMW badge to have airbrushed onto a very plain black helmet I acquired. The artist is a woman who I suspect will get on quite well with Plank, she's totally bonkers but extremely good at what she does.
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Old 03-27-2012, 01:27 PM   #2473
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Old 03-27-2012, 02:23 PM   #2474
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While you're there, I need a very clear photograph of an old style, slightly abused, BMW badge to have airbrushed onto a very plain black helmet I acquired. The artist is a woman who I suspect will get on quite well with Plank, she's totally bonkers but extremely good at what she does.


Well, in this age of electronic pictolibrarial wonder, ya types in yer search term, ya takes ya choice

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Old 03-27-2012, 02:29 PM   #2475
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By all that is sacred, what magic is this? Tis almost as if you are live on the page there.
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