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Old 06-18-2013, 02:55 PM   #4276
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Old 06-19-2013, 08:05 PM   #4286
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Todays correspondence...

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Subject: I'm outing you buster!!!

You are J^^^^ H^^^^^^^^^^^!!!

Don't even try to deny it!

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HOW VERY DARE YOU!?!

That is a false & degrading calumny that I cannot let even attempt to stand up. This you either know, or the following will put you straight.

A Brief Biog Of An Inveterate Tool: J^^^^^^ N^^^^^ has, over a period of time, been a reference point for me to think that perhaps, after all, I am not as big a tool as I might be. Its no great shakes to come out well compared to him, so it’s of little solace i.e. being a Donkey winning a Grand Nation full of Goats, however he sets the lowest possible bar as to how a person can be the aforementioned complete tool and still think they’re ok. Now you may think you’ve known some tools, I may have known some of the tools you’ve known, and I’m sure you’ve met plenty of tools I’ve not met. You may have met this specific tool, or know damn well I’m not that despicable he. If you’re lucky you’ve never met him or at least have had the fortune to have forgotten him. If the latter, please allow me to bring to you the all the pain of remembrance…

Mr N^^^^^, known by the legal appellation of J^^^^ H^^^^^^^^^^^ (tho/ough known to me as Twatty Jonnybreaker) is best described by reference to past situations or possible links or passing contact, and in the second instance by a laying out of key repeated patterns of behaviour, thru/ough which to illustrate his grand toolhood. I will give as brief an exposition of the first (historical) category of report, then if my basal ganglia has not succeeded in throttling each & every one of my neurotransmitters I may delve into the constantly repeated stupidities this man has perpetrated on the world in a way that Nietzche described thus (and I’m paraphrasing) – If a series of bad events & experiences have one common factor, and that is you, then you are the problem. Oh what Bliss when one chances (at a distance) upon one who completely exemplifies this assertion, but totally t o t a l l y doesn’t get it.

He was a Clash style punk (as opposed to an Xray Spex, or Crass type, you will know the distinguishing quirks & behaviours) much derided as a twat (because he was a twat) by the likes of Jefferson Whatisname et al. I liked Jefferson (that’s Jefferson, not J^^^^^^ who is the subject of your taunt, though I was not on Jeffersons A list and my fondest memory of him is wrestling him to the ground and laughing in his grinning face after he grabbed my throat and got all ‘hard’ on me. But back to Twatto Stringbreaker.) You might have the best chance of recalling him (if you don’t already) as being sire to S^^^^^ d^ G^^^^^^^*, daughter of R^^^^ d^ G^^^^^^^, head of Art @ A^^^^^^^ College. She was the sister of E^^^^^ d^ G^^^^^^^ with whom I did that last (Fly to the Moon) thing you saw @ the Civic Centre with the singing and the AmDram, who I lived with in Nailsburgh & London - until for good reason (I am a twat) she ran off with a dancer… I can’t particularly think of any other links thru/ough which you may have come across JN/JH, but then I was not and am not your keeper :-D I was of course in that family when the divorce crashed its way through probably the most obstructive (and toolish) process I’ve seen.

But NO. I am not him and I must profess a mock hurt that you would suggest such a thing dearest consort of mine.

Now to refer to his undiagnosed personality disorder, I will describe a pattern of behaviour I have observed being cyclically repeated for, ooh, what year are we in now?, oh I’d say three decades? I’ll briefly reassert that I guess I’m no better, but as I mentioned just a little smidge better. I find that comforting, probably much as a fly relishes a turd, but still. The first pattern he delivers without fail is best described as a triumvirate of:

1 - From isolation ingratiate yourself into X group or organisation (e.g. Wifes Family/arches Coffee Bar/local Labour Group/local Socialist Worker Group/local Mosque/Council for Racial Equality/Jewish Heritage Community/Community Centre/Charity Shop/Arts Centre/Court for benefit fraud etc. ad inf), and thence to misrepresent oneself in a wheedling way.

2 - Begin causing niggles which you inflate into ‘big trubble’ and then flounce out the door once more into ‘magnificent’ isolation. Immediately come up with a rationalisation as to why you are right and they are wrong, type it up and send it to them in triplicate.

3 – Maintain an unshakable but unfounded mind set that this is everyones fault but your own. Repeat.

None of this would be so bad if it were done with a sense of humour or at least a wicked mischievousness. But no, always right is as always right does, and oh how it’s dull when it does it.

As a 2nd reference to consistently toolish behaviour we have the constant “I’m outta here and never coming back” mantra that never seems to convert itself into action i.e. LEAVING TOWN - off to college (1.5 weeks), off to the south coast (the locals down there were saved from that by him never going past the town boundary here), off to mainland Europe (we’ll see) etc. There are children, though I know not how many. My understanding, tho/ough admittedly remote, is that they range from 20+ yrs down, are not in productive contact, and none of them chooses to take his name. Tho/ough I am not the one to judge, this might seem to steps 1 to 3 above?

Thirdly ( and believe me there’s more, but not yet :-D ), I might make reference to his BH activities. At times he seems to make right on arguments that might have some foundation in rational thought, however any residual strength in such arguments are merely simulacrums of assumed beliefs assumed to make the ingratiating part easier. There is neither honour or mischievous dishonour evidenced in the subjects real world behaviour. He has produced multiple log ins on the site through which to support his posts & fake up the thumbs up count. As a distinguishing comparison I have posted arguments between me1 & me2 on my little internot bolg, and this was funny. He simply clatters his identities together is dull support of his fantasy of himself and constantly asserts that others disagree with him because they are jealous of his unspecified qualities. Such positions are of course almost invariably the refuge of the be-tooled.

So, by the length of this you can see my mock narkedness at your despicable mock suggestion. I guess it’s rooted in the uncomfortable sensation I get if I ever find myself feeling that I might be like him. I can’t be more frank than that now can I. It’s like when I mentioned to you that I had a haircut that made me feel like Johnny Smuffton. I have a different haircut now.

Please feel free not to have read any of the preceding. From my point of view this is so long because I needed something to do whilst running a format/recovery installation on a kindly donated Netbook I am configuring, and you know how such a process involves a lot of waiting for bars to creep across towards completion along with time taken removing all the Win 7 add-ons, and so thence I to sleep.

Goodnight.

X xxxX



* Now passed on via what I understand to be a combination of an inoperable butterfly brain tumour and a willingness to transcend this plane I think?

PS – To amuse my little brane I mock-cough ‘WANKER’ whenever I pass him by. It’s one of the thinks which makes me happy :-D
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The 'middle car park'.

There's the Top Carpark, up by the access road, this Middle Carpark by the pub, the Side Carpark on the slope up to the woods (also usefully sloped for bumpstarts), the Bottom Carpark towards the end, and the Bottom End Carpark beyond that, tho/ough for my part this was entirely unvisited as it seemed to be home to cars or potential doggers? Allegedly*


* I was asked to include this generic 'don't blame me' legal declaration by Sybil in the Martha Faquar Motosickles Legal Admin Dept.
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