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Old 06-27-2010, 02:53 PM   #721
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Ah......Gwinnss

I do so hope you can bring me up to speed on these and so many other matters.

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Mr Person who built your computer Esq.

Why yes, I can bring you up to speed (it's 37mph does that help?) but, unfortunately I can't answer any of your questions because they're rhetorical aren't they? I'm not falling for that trap again, oh no..... By the way, thanks ever so for building this computer, especially with all the illegal software, as I find it gives me something to do in the evenings. Speaking of which, I'm making some headway on the cartoon strip; this pic is a bit of a teaser, but it shows the style I'm trying to come up with. Of course, that style will be what we call 'fucking bizarre' but it does feature airheads, so at least it will be pertinent to this thread......(hic...burp)

Here's some brief background....Oxford has a bridge (and a college that's part of Ye Ancient University) which is called Magdalen Bridge and/or College. However, for those who don't know, it's pronounced 'Mordlin' (because the inbred aristocratic bastards who control this City of the Dreaming Spires can't talk properly) so I have titled the strip as 'Maudlin Bridge' because the drink-sodden and drug-addled human detritus that like to gather on the bridge are, well, maudlin.....so, the strip blends the ancient cityscape of Cotswold stone buildings with the strange people who clutter up the place and scare the tourists....the pic after this one shows some of the characters

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Old 06-27-2010, 03:51 PM   #722
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The main character (and obviously the hero) is a person called "pjcr12", an ex-mechanic/roadie/artist, too tall and ugly for his own good. Next in order of importance is "an Airhead", followed by "planktonnn" an ex-popstar/sound engineer/fundraiser, then "Cynthia" a hash-fiend and University Bursar, and finally "Dave", a Professor of Clinical Marketing and Bipolar Engineering at St. Hernia's College. Things happen in this comic.......

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Old 06-27-2010, 04:18 PM   #723
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"Sid", the 'Kashmir-Killim-King-from-Kidlington' shows up...the Airhead tries to make "Cynthia" see sense, but.....

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Old 06-27-2010, 04:41 PM   #724
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A moment later, after "Dave" storms off in a huff.....

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Old 06-27-2010, 04:49 PM   #725
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"Sid" and "Cynthia" form a mutual bond....

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Old 06-27-2010, 04:59 PM   #726
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"Airhead" wasn't happy about these developments.....

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Old 06-27-2010, 07:34 PM   #727
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looks like a smooth weekend......
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Old 06-28-2010, 02:37 AM   #728
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7) Shave your head, paint it blue.
Now here's a strange thing, I fell asleep on my fountain pen last night & awoke with a blue face...
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Old 06-28-2010, 06:38 AM   #729
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Now here's a strange thing, I fell asleep on my fountain pen last night & awoke with a blue face...


Not strange at all, planktonnn. Some of my postings here are actually subliminal commands emanating from my module behind the sun. Your 'fountain pen' is a cunning device planted by secret agents loyal to the cause.
It might appear strange, but worry not, for there is a purpose. That purpose is also secret, but if you get a response from the recruitment team at the Vatican, you will know it is working as intended.....just go with the flow for the time being, ok?

Here's another pic to be going on with

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Old 06-28-2010, 06:47 AM   #730
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Well, yes, it did cross my mind that you crept in & covered me with ink just to get some form of tangential revenge for my piss taking (TM), but then I looked at the jobs list I'd been writing at the time of falling a-kip and saw that I'd writted the same thing three times in increasingly illegible handwriting and it all made sense.

Once I woke up with half a chocolate bar stuck to my face, but I know it was you that time.
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Old 06-28-2010, 09:20 AM   #731
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This thread does not cease to amaze me.

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Old 06-28-2010, 02:47 PM   #732
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Hmmm....(#8783)

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looks like a smooth weekend......

The problem is, danedg, at both branches of Martha Farquar International, it's been a smooth decade or two.......here's a pic of "Dave" just for you

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Old 06-28-2010, 02:54 PM   #733
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Hmmm....(#8523241)

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This thread does not cease to amaze me.

Carry on
stagehand!.....Hokay then, here's a pic that rewards your long service as a viewer of this thread. It's out of sequence, in terms of the 'story', but as no sequence exists, that shouldn't be a problem....

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Old 06-28-2010, 03:16 PM   #734
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Hmmmm....(#999a)

Once I woke up with half a chocolate bar stuck to my face, but I know it was you that time.....[planktonnn]

No, that was because you simply fell asleep, mid-munch. When I sneak in on you I generally just steal airhead parts and squirt blue ink on your head....however I bet you didn't know that, in Oxford, there's a little alley called 'Helen's Passage'? I find this amusing as one of the women in my life who have mugged me for sperm (don't ask) in order to satisfy their longing for motherhood was called Helen.....which sort of explains the following:

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Old 06-28-2010, 03:20 PM   #735
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H...#?

This bloke is also called "Sid", of course not to be confused with the other guy called "Sid" who sells carpets and hash....( I have a problem with character continuity)

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