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Old 09-30-2009, 06:37 PM   #61
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Old 09-30-2009, 06:39 PM   #62
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quote of the weekend... Shearboy wasn't feeling too well:

"hell mate.. I feel as sharp as a loaf of bread".

a couple of hours and about 6 beer go by...

"hell mate.. I feel as sharp as a marshmallow".

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Old 09-30-2009, 07:09 PM   #63
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I'm getting better though , sharp as stale bread now!!
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Old 09-30-2009, 07:09 PM   #64
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Takebacks! Kate took the DR to work tonight.
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Old 09-30-2009, 07:10 PM   #65
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I don't recall what thread I read it in.. but the image Werewolf painted of him standing on his roof telling the cops to get the hell off of his property (on two occasions) was cracking me up. I can picture it completely. I owe you a beer Werewolf
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Old 09-30-2009, 07:12 PM   #66
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How the hell do you do that?

do you use the onion as bait or do you throw the onion at the chicken and knock it out?
OR
did he mean "hunt chickens who have their own onions" "lol3

I killed "two chickens with one onion!"
Somoan version of "two birds with one stone!"


And once you have that chicken in hand clean your chimney with it !!

Rope around one leg and lower it up and down dirty chimney, works a treat.
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Old 09-30-2009, 07:14 PM   #67
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oh sheesh.. here we go again

Is using a live chicken to clean your chimney even legal?
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Old 09-30-2009, 07:14 PM   #68
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You need to ask???
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Old 09-30-2009, 07:15 PM   #69
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If so give PETA a call , they'll tell yer.
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Old 09-30-2009, 07:16 PM   #70
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oh sheesh.. here we go again

Is using a live chicken to clean your chimney even legal?
It is in NZ as we don't have chicken lawyers there YET!!!
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Old 09-30-2009, 07:19 PM   #71
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cheryl is on the sofa knitting my touque and the dog just jumped up, got tangled in her yarn then ran away ripping the knitting right outta her hand.
My touque is never going to get done

I asked her if she'd knit an "ADV" logo into it and her reply was a scowl and a "I don't know how to do that yet"... so I'm guessing not
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Old 09-30-2009, 07:23 PM   #72
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AAACK! It's PURPLE!!!!

(ok.. burgandurple)

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Old 09-30-2009, 08:12 PM   #73
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Can someone explain this to me?

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Can someone explain this to me?


Yer it's bad ain't it , i went and tried to rent one there and they turned me away. Didn't explain why or nothing!!
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Can someone explain this to me?

It's a joke from the book Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry.
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