Rockies regional randomness - Page 5

Geek · 09-30-2009, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gummee!

Is it less than buying a new one?!

M

No. buy a new one.

Geek · 09-30-2009, 06:39 PM

quote of the weekend... Shearboy wasn't feeling too well:

"hell mate.. I feel as sharp as a loaf of bread".

a couple of hours and about 6 beer go by...

"hell mate.. I feel as sharp as a marshmallow".

shearboy2004 · 09-30-2009, 07:09 PM

I'm getting better though , sharp as stale bread now!!

Dysco · 09-30-2009, 07:09 PM

Takebacks! Kate took the DR to work tonight.

Geek · 09-30-2009, 07:10 PM

I don't recall what thread I read it in.. but the image Werewolf painted of him standing on his roof telling the cops to get the hell off of his property (on two occasions) was cracking me up. I can picture it completely. I owe you a beer Werewolf

shearboy2004 · 09-30-2009, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geek

How the hell do you do that?

do you use the onion as bait or do you throw the onion at the chicken and knock it out?
OR
did he mean "hunt chickens who have their own onions" "lol3

I killed "two chickens with one onion!"
Somoan version of "two birds with one stone!"

And once you have that chicken in hand clean your chimney with it !!

Rope around one leg and lower it up and down dirty chimney, works a treat.

Geek · 09-30-2009, 07:14 PM

oh sheesh.. here we go again

Is using a live chicken to clean your chimney even legal?

shearboy2004 · 09-30-2009, 07:14 PM

You need to ask???

shearboy2004 · 09-30-2009, 07:15 PM

If so give PETA a call , they'll tell yer.

shearboy2004 · 09-30-2009, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geek

oh sheesh.. here we go again

Is using a live chicken to clean your chimney even legal?

It is in NZ as we don't have chicken lawyers there YET!!!

Geek · 09-30-2009, 07:19 PM

cheryl is on the sofa knitting my touque and the dog just jumped up, got tangled in her yarn then ran away ripping the knitting right outta her hand.

My touque is never going to get done

I asked her if she'd knit an "ADV" logo into it and her reply was a scowl and a "I don't know how to do that yet"... so I'm guessing not

Geek · 09-30-2009, 07:23 PM

AAACK! It's PURPLE!!!!

(ok.. burgandurple)

Geek · 09-30-2009, 08:12 PM

Can someone explain this to me?

shearboy2004 · 09-30-2009, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geek

Can someone explain this to me?

Yer it's bad ain't it , i went and tried to rent one there and they turned me away. Didn't explain why or nothing!!

Dysco · 09-30-2009, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geek

Can someone explain this to me?

It's a joke from the book Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry.

09-30-2009, 06:39 PM	#62
Geek ^OP oot & aboot Joined: Jun 2003 Location: Colorado Oddometer: 25,780	quote of the weekend... Shearboy wasn't feeling too well: "hell mate.. I feel as sharp as a loaf of bread". a couple of hours and about 6 beer go by... "hell mate.. I feel as sharp as a marshmallow". __________________ www.motogeek.com

09-30-2009, 07:09 PM	#63
shearboy2004 KIWIINUSA Joined: Jun 2007 Location: Ft Collins ,Colorado Oddometer: 4,086	I'm getting better though , sharp as stale bread now!! __________________ 88 R100GS 75 Norton Commando Roadster 98 DR450 07 Sherco 450 called BLING. 07 Sherco 510 called Holy Shit .

09-30-2009, 07:09 PM	#64
Dysco caddis muncher Joined: Jan 2004 Location: Salida, CO Oddometer: 14,779	Takebacks! Kate took the DR to work tonight. __________________ My best advice for life after major surgery or injury. Adventure is what happens when you thought you were going to have a good time.

09-30-2009, 07:10 PM	#65
Geek ^OP oot & aboot Joined: Jun 2003 Location: Colorado Oddometer: 25,780	I don't recall what thread I read it in.. but the image Werewolf painted of him standing on his roof telling the cops to get the hell off of his property (on two occasions) was cracking me up. I can picture it completely. I owe you a beer Werewolf __________________ www.motogeek.com

09-30-2009, 07:14 PM	#67
Geek ^OP oot & aboot Joined: Jun 2003 Location: Colorado Oddometer: 25,780	oh sheesh.. here we go again Is using a live chicken to clean your chimney even legal? __________________ www.motogeek.com

09-30-2009, 07:14 PM	#68
shearboy2004 KIWIINUSA Joined: Jun 2007 Location: Ft Collins ,Colorado Oddometer: 4,086	You need to ask??? __________________ 88 R100GS 75 Norton Commando Roadster 98 DR450 07 Sherco 450 called BLING. 07 Sherco 510 called Holy Shit .

09-30-2009, 07:15 PM	#69
shearboy2004 KIWIINUSA Joined: Jun 2007 Location: Ft Collins ,Colorado Oddometer: 4,086	If so give PETA a call , they'll tell yer. __________________ 88 R100GS 75 Norton Commando Roadster 98 DR450 07 Sherco 450 called BLING. 07 Sherco 510 called Holy Shit .

09-30-2009, 07:19 PM	#71
Geek ^OP oot & aboot Joined: Jun 2003 Location: Colorado Oddometer: 25,780	cheryl is on the sofa knitting my touque and the dog just jumped up, got tangled in her yarn then ran away ripping the knitting right outta her hand. My touque is never going to get done I asked her if she'd knit an "ADV" logo into it and her reply was a scowl and a "I don't know how to do that yet"... so I'm guessing not __________________ www.motogeek.com

09-30-2009, 07:23 PM	#72
Geek ^OP oot & aboot Joined: Jun 2003 Location: Colorado Oddometer: 25,780	AAACK! It's PURPLE!!!! (ok.. burgandurple) __________________ www.motogeek.com

09-30-2009, 08:12 PM	#73
Geek ^OP oot & aboot Joined: Jun 2003 Location: Colorado Oddometer: 25,780	Can someone explain this to me? __________________ www.motogeek.com

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