selling my life to do a trip to TDF

[BillyBlaze22]

So ya me and a buddy have decided to do a trip to TDF (maybe back depending on funds) Time being no issue we are both selling EVERYTHING we own buying CT110's to ride for our adventure and be nomads for the next year or so.

Rather than spam a bunch of posts I am going to list all my crap big and small on a list on this post and y'all can pick through and if ya see somthing ya want PM or email me

RIDES
97 F150 Xtra cab done up with desert/pre funner fenders, bumpers, beadlocks, lights ect 110K on it runs/drives great $8000 *SOLD*

08 Husaberg FE450 perfect condition 12 hrs all services done $4700 http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=514251

07 Aprillia SXV 550 in great shape 1200m $3900 *SOLD*
http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=513826

K2 Downhill mountain bike red/red gnarly suspension fr and back disc brake single ring front with burly gaurds new tires rides and looks great $500 price drop $400

JACKETS (from teams I worked on in the IRL,CART,ALMS and car manufactures as product specialist/pro driver) sizes are XL unless posted otherwise

Team Corona (CART) drk blue heavy jacket $100
GM Racing (cadilac ALMS team) blk light jacket $50
GM Racing (cadilac ALMS team) blk rain coat $60
Rayhal/Letterman blk light jacket size M $50
Johannson Racing (ALMS/Grand Am) drk blue heavy jacket $100
Johannson Racing (ALMS/Grand Am) red fleece jacket $40 *SOLD*
Bradley Racing (IRL) drk blue light jacket $40
Lexus tan light jacket $20
Smart car black light jacket $50
2 Toyota tundra black heavy jackets $60
Mercedes C spot brk blue rain jacket $50
Mitsubishi blk light jacket $20
Mercedes straw hat $15
Lucky 13 blk light jacket (rat rod/old skool look) $40 *SOLD*
Champion spark plug blk light jacket revesable to white(rad rod/old skool look) $50 *SOLD*
No Fear blk/gry rain jacket $60

Tshirts/hats - far to many to list so tell me if ya want a hat or shirt and if ya want to pay 5 10 or 15 $ and I send ya sumthin kool.

TourMaster magnetic tank bag expandable w/map window $30

Ghetto tool kit - consits of 1 pair plyers 1 flat rock 1 pointy stick with this cheap kit you can do 90% of the maitnance on yer ride $5 1 sold 2 left

Spalding Basketball werkt in well this thing rules trust me 35 footers will be raining out of the sky with this baby $5

Books Portable Dante/Davine Comedy,Hell's Angles Hunter S thompson,Davinchi Code,Wicked $5 ea
Rat Rod/hot Rod magazines $2 ea (Ol Skoll/Car Kulture DeLux ect)

Low cost Laptop to travel/surf porn with and not worry bout gettin your personal info ninja'd or if it gets beat up bouncing round in the bags.works great 17 in screen battery shit the bed but works fine plugged in $200
Price drop $150

DVD's same as shirts/hats way to many so tell me 5 or 10 bucks and ill send ya a kool flick

Comp speakers - Klipsch desktop speakers blk $50 or Creative Labs blk $30

"Evil Monkey" from Family Guy figure bout 10in tall he's sitting in my closet pointing at me as i type this pointing at me in a threatening manner $65 *SOLD*

pictures of my x girlfreind naked free if ya promise to spam the on the web $5 ea if yer gonna use them as "training" material *sold but willing to sell aditional copies*

X girlfreinds name and cell phone # so you can drunk dial her/send her pix of your junk at 3am after yer leaving the bar $10

DC hoodie blk $10 *SOLD*

Seattle seahawks jersy's 2 $15 ea price drop cuz they suck this year $10 ea

Oakley hiking boots sz 10.5 brand new tan $70 *SOLD*

Adidas driving shoe sz 10.5 like new tan $20 *SOLD*

Healey's (the shoes you see kidz rippin around on that have a wheel in the heal) sz 10.5 blue/white $20

Lugz shoes sz10.5 1 low 1 mid top both tan and as new $15 ea

The pen I used to tell my crazy ass girlfreind to get fuct and go away $5 *SOLD*

The pen I used to tell my Boss he can get fuct with $10 *SOLD*

PC games (again random) $5

Bell mx helmet (brand new) wht xl $75 *SOLD*

Skate board $10 *SOLD*

My "soul" barely used and when it was it was for the dark side $666 *edit when my sister read my post she reminded I have like 4 morgages on it already so pullin it off the market

Fox backpack blk/white $20

FMF backpack grey/blk (brand new) $45 *SOLD*

Booking sheet from when i got arested for drunk in public/resisting arrest/stomping out my sisters boyfreind $5 *SOLD*

Martin acustic guitar Model OOC XAE Black with case (like brand new cuz I have no skillz)blk $400
lowered price again this is really nice and is new

Fox racing blk/red textile jacket with armor and vents like new $60 *SOLD*

Alpinestar street textile jacket blue/white with armor $100 price drop $90

Imaginary freind, 41 yrs old, his name is Jackson (used to be action jackson but when we turned 18 he didnt think it sounded kool anymore so now he likes to go by Jackson). I know the voices he puts in my head arent real but he has some really good ideas. VERY good listener. Likes Coors Light beer and must feed him several daily. Likes to ride dirt bikes, skateboard and look at BOOB's. $50 FIRM he is already pissed I am letting go but he knows i really want to do this. Must be to a good home and someone that will take him to do some wild shit and I will talk to the buyer over the phone prior to sale.

Indianapolis Colts large fleece blanket $15

Asociated 18th scale rc 4wd truck hauled ass when took apart to put in faster motor beter speed control stronger dogbones and junk Lith batteries. Complete setup $100 w/Black Mamba motor/controller combo and nice charger $125 *SOLD*

Garmin gps have to dig it out to look at model and junk dont think i would use on bike i used for a car it dont look water proof and only has suction cup mnt $90

Smart car diecast scale model wt $5

Right to tell me to get fuct any and every time you see me $5
Punch me 1 time $5
Spank me 5 times (free for adventurettes)
Kick me in the nuts $10 (I'll kick you in the nuts for $25 cuz yer a freak)
4Above items you get when/where our pathes cross while we doin this trip so can happen anytime in the next 12-18 months and if you buy me a beer at the time it happens you also get the right to take a pic and post on ADVrider


Shift hd riding jeans blue sz 36 brand new $40

Carhart jean shorts blue sz 36 several pairs $5
Carhart jeans blue 36 $10

Khaki shorts sz 34 and 36 $5 ea just tell me size
Khaki pants sz 34 and 36 $7 ea again with size

Blue and BLK jean shorts 34 or 36 $5

Random kool Tshirt XL $5,10 or have some kool vintage type hotrod/MC for 20 just tell me what ya want

Shorty white sox $1 a pair

Random color boxer/breif $1 if ya want a pair with skid marks they are $10 cuz yer sum freak with a fetish

Gaming computor with Samsung wide screen panel monitor backlit keyboard kool blue lighting. Will play all games at max and will have fresh install of windows so ya dont have to look at all the freaky shit I have D/L. Just have to have my freind do the install B4 shipping cuz I am clueless. $900 price drop $800

"Wingman" service So your tired of meeting the hot chick at the bar, everything is going great then BAM her 220lb freind that is the star shotputter on the track team squashes yer game by saying she has to go, tellin her lets go to this other bar or any of the other countless excusses to seperate you from the night of bliss you want with her hot freind cuz she is jelous. Well its yer lucky day I am yer secret weapon for the night. Thats right I will seperate this boheomoth from the pack and entertain her for the night by saying and doing ANYTHING it takes to make her totaly forget about her hot freind yer putting the moves on. Up to and including leading this cow back to her pasture for breeding. You just be bringin yer "A" game for the honey you want and I'm layin mine down on her freind and yer set. $50 a night and you pay for the trips i have to make to the water hole for this swine. No need to worry bout my drinks I wont be. I'm here for 1 reason and thats to help you so I'll be drinkin soda. Until we head out this service will be limited to a 30M radius of Pismo Beach and once on the road any area remotely close to where we are atm I will come and save you.

Troy Lee MX gear bag will hold helmet boots chest protector and all the rest of yer gear and then some blk $95

Fox over the boot mx pants like new blk $60

Troy Lee jersey blk with red flames like new $20

Garnee MX boots sz 11 blk like new $90 *SOLD*

Troy Lee vented kidney belt blk new $20

Fox gloves lrg blk/red $15 *SOLD*

Groovy Lava Lamp $10 *SOLD*

3 "Coop" posters (ol skool hotrod art) kinda like this http://www.coopstuff.com/products/category/litho/ $20 *SOLD*

2 small portabale black lights batt powered $5

Nitendo Wii complete set up 4 controllers w/rubber covers Nitendo backback and cd case 5 or 6 games brand new condition $325 price drop $275 scoop it up to give the kids fer x mas or for the grownups to play strip marioparty

Afliction T grey w/ Skull and chains XL $10

Von Dutch T tan w/skull and flaming dice XL $10

Corvette Racing polo grey L $20

Have abuncha other crap I will be adding to this thread just have to dig deeper in the closet so keep checking back. This will get me started but have to go now I think I found a ct110 (thats what were riding on our journey)

I will be adding $5 for ea trip to shipper + the cost of shipping(so 1 item 5+shipping or 20 item 5 + shipping) get it?
If ya wanna buy anything just hit me with a PM or email Billyblaze22@hotmail.com

Any and all items or services I have posted here are real and I will get them to you in a timely fashion no matter how far out there they may sound you will recive them.

link to buncha pix of stuff http://s615.photobucket.com/albums/tt233/billyblaze22/

we want to leave in dec so buy my shit please

[Fishyhead]

TDF = Tour de France?

[BillyBlaze22]

Tiera Del Fuego (tip of south america)

[Rebelspawn]

PM Sent...

[vtwin]

Originally Posted by Fishyhead

TDF = Tour de France?

That's what I thought too. I think I'd rather go to France.

[BillyBlaze22]

Are you kidding me??!! I have been there to work the 24 hrs of Le Mans 2 times the french are a holes present company on adv excluded ofcourse

[seriousracer]

Originally Posted by BillyBlaze22

Are you kidding me??!! I have been there to work the 24 hrs of Le Mans 2 times the french are a holes present company on adv excluded ofcourse

you were in the wrong place. i was constantly invited to dinner.
and had people trying to help me out all along the way.

T shirts what you got?

i am in for a kick in the nuts to. 10.

[BillyBlaze22]

Ya they realy arent that bad it was just alittle frustrating for us cuz it was for the Caddy LMP team and we were tryin to work on the cars and just getting mobed, not gettin room to work, people tryin to grab shit off the cars nad us LOL. One thing that was kool is we did tech inspection in this killer little park with prob 10,000 people watching behind a barrier and i was tradin t shirts to chicks for titty shots had to be one of the koolest things ive done.

Far as shirts go really the easiest thing is if ya want a racing shirt I will send that if want like a ol skool hotrod or cycle shirt ill send that. I also have some polo and crew shirts just have to go through all my crap.

[elmoreman]

My brother lives in Arroyo Grande. Can he come kick you in the nuts for $10?

I'm interested in the pens. What kind are they, and how did you use a pen to tell your ex to go get fukd?

[BillyBlaze22]

Ya tell yer bro to PM me and I'll give him my # and we can meet at Harry's (he will know the bar) that way he can buy me a beer at the same time so you guys can post a pic of it on ADV


The pen is a black sharpee i used to write on the $3200 Visa bill I got that she ran up. The other is a red ball point that I used to tell my boss to get fuct on the paper he gave me talking about a pay cut. Told him to kick rocks and I am gettin on a bike and riding to south america . PM me with yer addy and I'll get them out to you

[bullfrog]

[rob1313]

Best thread in here.

[elmoreman]

Originally Posted by BillyBlaze22

Ya tell yer bro to PM me and I'll give him my # and we can meet at Harry's (he will know the bar) that way he can buy me a beer at the same time so you guys can post a pic of it on ADV


The pen is a black sharpee i used to write on the $3200 Visa bill I got that she ran up. The other is a red ball point that I used to tell my boss to get fuct on the paper he gave me talking about a pay cut. Told him to kick rocks and I am gettin on a bike and riding to south america . PM me with yer addy and I'll get them out to you

Alright!

You PM me your number, and I'll contact my bro. I dunno if he'll buy into it, but I'm loving this whole thing you got going

Headed to TDF? If you havent bought any books yet, I have a Adventure Motorcycling Handbook and a reasonably recent Lonely Planet South America book I can send you, gratis. How about a swap for the pens ?

[rawdog]

If he's not interested, I've got two pens I'll trade for your books.

Originally Posted by elmoreman

Alright!

You PM me your number, and I'll contact my bro. I dunno if he'll buy into it, but I'm loving this whole thing you got going

Headed to TDF? If you havent bought any books yet, I have a Adventure Motorcycling Handbook and a reasonably recent Lonely Planet South America book I can send you, gratis. How about a swap for the pens ?

[BillyBlaze22]

Ya, Curtis called me last night round 3 am and he found a dude in San Diego with 2 1984 CT100's in pretty good shape so he's checkin them out t-day and if look good they are are steads for our trip WOOT.

Tell yer bro its for a good cause and hell while hes at it he should tell me to get fuct and gimmie a punch too I will put the extra cash to good use

Hit me with yer addy and I'll get yer pens out to ya just promise me to only use them for evil. Thanx for the books too we will have plenty of time to get some readin in along the way