Tiger Woods? - Page 12

Fredfredburger · 12-03-2009, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Clayjars

The real trouble starts when the hidden lovers start popping out babies. Hopefully this doesn't happen to him.

Sure hope he used a head cover for his wood...

skwidd · 12-03-2009, 08:50 AM

From a black guy at work:

'He's lucky he married a white girl, a sister would have beat him half to death and then went to work on destroying every window and body panel on that Caddy.'

JNRobert · 12-03-2009, 09:23 AM

So he banged a few chicks, BFD. He plays golf FFS and shills for a few products that don't, as far as I know, require sexual fidelity to work. I will say his public groveling is embarrassing. If he had any balls he would have made a statement it wasn't anyone's bidness and then gone out and won a major tournament.

CA Stu · 12-03-2009, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by NorCalMo

So he banged a few chicks, BFD. He plays golf FFS and shills for a few products that don't, as far as I know, require sexual fidelity to work. I will say his public groveling is embarrassing. If he had any balls he would have made a statement it wasn't anyone's bidness and then gone out and won a major tournament.

..and then took everyone to the strip club afterwards.

America! Fuck Yeah!

Thanks
CA Stu

CGH · 12-03-2009, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by NorCalMo

So he banged a few chicks, BFD. He plays golf FFS and shills for a few products that don't, as far as I know, require sexual fidelity to work. I will say his public groveling is embarrassing. If he had any balls he would have made a statement it wasn't anyone's bidness and then gone out and won a major tournament.

Pussy is more powerful than only one other thing ... sponsorship dollars.

Thraan · 12-03-2009, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by CGH

Pussy is more powerful than only one other thing ... sponsorship dollars.

Gillette are cancelling their sponsorship of Tiger because he said the crash was the closest shave he ever had.

Thraan · 12-03-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by NorCalMo

So he banged a few chicks, BFD. He plays golf FFS and shills for a few products that don't, as far as I know, require sexual fidelity to work. I will say his public groveling is embarrassing. If he had any balls he would have made a statement it wasn't anyone's bidness and then gone out and won a major tournament.

The big issues is that he wasn't able to drive 300 yards without hitting a water hazard and a tree out of bounds.

Thraan · 12-03-2009, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by OldRoadToad

True, sir. Very true inded.

With regard to the media, I know that I have said this before but it bears repeating.

It is not the fault of the shark in the water that their prey decides to bleed them self out on the sea.

The Toad

Tiger wasn't at "sea", he was in private.

wannaklr · 12-03-2009, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Thraan

Tiger wasn't at "sea", he was in private.

At his level there is no "private" or even a presumption of privacy.

Thraan · 12-03-2009, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by wannaklr

At his level there is no "private" or even a presumption of privacy.

Bullshit. He's not putting himself out there talking about his private life or pushing for press coverage.

JNRobert · 12-03-2009, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by CA Stu

..and then took everyone to the strip club afterwards.

Now you're talking. While he's at it he should nail a few of the LPGA players just on principle.

CGH · 12-03-2009, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by NorCalMo

Now you're talking. While he's at it he should nail a few of the LPGA players just on principle.

He would ... but he's afraid some of them might have a bigger driver than him.

CA Stu · 12-03-2009, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by CGH

He would ... but he's afraid some of them might have a bigger driver than him.

He should make scheisse videos with them.

Thanks
CA Stu

JNRobert · 12-03-2009, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by CGH

He would ... but he's afraid some of them might have a bigger driver than him.

Please, you think his name is coincidence.

ct-ktm · 12-03-2009, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by scfrank

He seems like a very smart, well composed individual. Being 33 years old, and away from home for long periods of time, and the ladies readily available, I am not surprised by this. It doesn't have anything to do with smart. Old farts that don't have any desires always know better. DAMHIK.

I wonder how much pussy is wandering around the PGA Tour? Hmmmm. A pro golfer with an average looking wife is a rarity.

I hope his marriage stays together. I think it will. But what do I know?

Why do you hope his marraige stays together..??..why would you give a crap..??...are you a fan...??.
you are correct it does have nothing to do with smart...just class.!!!.which he proved he is lacking..!!

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12-03-2009, 09:23 AM	#168
JNRobert Breaking Wind Joined: Nov 2003 Location: Bay Area, California Oddometer: 8,427	So he banged a few chicks, BFD. He plays golf FFS and shills for a few products that don't, as far as I know, require sexual fidelity to work. I will say his public groveling is embarrassing. If he had any balls he would have made a statement it wasn't anyone's bidness and then gone out and won a major tournament.