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Old 05-12-2013, 09:27 PM   #2551
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I figured he'd find a way to lose, but I sure wasn't expecting a Tin Cup moment. Jeez, two in the water at 17 and another in the water at 18. What a complete mental collapse. The guy just doesn't have the emotional makeup to consistently win big tournaments.
That kind of fragile athlete may have the balls to go for some ill-advised crazy shit in the future and nail it late in a round, and I hope he does it in a big way.
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Old 05-13-2013, 04:36 PM   #2552
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Returning serve, Woods said, “The marshals, they told me he already hit, so I pulled a club and was getting ready to play my shot, and then I hear his comments afterward and it’s not real surprising that he’s complaining about something.”
Well, when they heard that remark from Woods, the marshals were surprised. One of them, Gary Anderson, said on Sunday, “He didn’t ask us nothing, and we didn’t say nothing. We’re told not to talk to the players.”
Anderson’s boss, John North, was the chief marshal for the first three holes. He stood over Woods’s ball to protect it from the throng and was five feet away when Woods played his shot. North has worked the tournament as a volunteer marshal for 30 years, he’s a graduate of the Naval Academy, he served in Vietnam, he’s a FedEx pilot and he donates his round on the Stadium course for being a volunteer to the Wounded Warriors project.
“Nothing was said to us and we certainly said nothing to him,” North said. “I was disappointed to hear him make those remarks. We’re there to help the players and enhance the experience of the fans. He was saying what was good for him. It lacked character.”
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Old 05-15-2013, 10:50 AM   #2553
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UPDATE: According to The Florida Times-Union, a different marshal at the second hole said that he told Woods that Garcia had hit after Garcia hit his shot. Brian Nedrich, a marshal at the second hole, said Woods was wrong about the time sequence -- Woods had already grabbed his club before the marshal told him Garcia had hit -- but that Woods did communicate with volunteers. “It is not true and definitely unfair to Tiger,” Nedrich said of claims that no marshal said anything to Woods about Garcia. “That’s because I was the one Tiger heard say that Sergio had hit.”

In a follow-up interview Wednesday morning, North said that, with an earpiece in one ear, it was possible that other officials had an exchange with Woods that he did not hear. He said he was beside Woods's ball as he prepared to play his shot but was as much as 20 feet away when Woods actually swung. He said his statement about "character" was based on his understanding that no marshal had said anything to Woods.


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Old 05-15-2013, 06:36 PM   #2554
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Gee, you think some volunteers got a pre-written release provided for them from the PGA Tour?

Here, send this to the AP, and please don't stray from the script when talking about 'that guy'
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Old 05-22-2013, 09:23 AM   #2555
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Woods should invite Sergio to dinner with Jordan and Charles Barkley the week before the U.S. Open.
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Old 05-22-2013, 09:49 AM   #2556
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Woods should invite Sergio to dinner with Jordan and Charles Barkley the week before the U.S. Open.
Add Fuzzy Zoeller for a lively fivesome.
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Old 05-22-2013, 09:55 AM   #2557
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Add Fuzzy Zoeller for a lively fivesome.

Samuel L. Jackson could meet his plane at the airport, in a limo stocked with chicken and 40-ouncers.
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Old 05-22-2013, 10:05 AM   #2558
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The bird guy from Olympic Club last year is sure to be dressed like a chicken this time around.
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Old 05-22-2013, 05:57 PM   #2559
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Old 05-22-2013, 09:23 PM   #2560
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"Do you have any idea how many skanks I'm nailing, Sergio?"
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Old 05-22-2013, 09:39 PM   #2561
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"Look up ahead, Sergio. See that? It's the future. Years from now, I'll STILL be right behind you, both hands on your shoulders. Like in the joke."
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Old 05-23-2013, 02:05 PM   #2562
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Sergio, what gives?

You're the one fucking Greg's daughter and yet he hates me.

He don't like fried chicken either?


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Old 05-23-2013, 05:11 PM   #2563
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If there is a golf God out there, Tiger and Sergio will be paired this year in a final round somewhere and it will be televised and Tiger, in the middle of the round while waiting for a green to clear, will pull out some fried chicken from his bag and eat it while they're waiting.
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Old 05-23-2013, 07:58 PM   #2564
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Or watermelon.
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Or watermelon.

Izzat waycist?
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