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Old 03-29-2012, 03:17 AM   #15001
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Morning guys. That's a GSA Walter has by the way.

Sippin my coffee and pondering how today's class at BMW will be. FUN!
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Old 03-29-2012, 03:29 AM   #15002
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Here ya go JJ....


Two Doctors:

The Psychiatrist & the Proctologist, two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist; they put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors". The town council was livid and insisted they change it. So, the docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids". This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign. "Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.

Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" - thumbs down again. Then came "Minds and Behinds" - still no good. Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" - (my personal favorite:) unacceptable again! So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance. "Nuts and Butts" - no way. "Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good. "Loons and Moons" - forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends."



Everyone loved it.
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Old 03-29-2012, 05:11 AM   #15003
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Now, that's funny.
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Old 03-29-2012, 06:50 AM   #15004
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I hate these somber posts, but......

This is Rick The Party Boss's funeral guest book where you can leave a message for his family.
Thanks to VAcommuter.

http://obit.covenantfuneralservice.c...isting=Current
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Old 03-29-2012, 08:34 AM   #15005
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Guess this is another board I should be on...

Recently (August) relocated to MD from the midwest, not quite a SMIB by birth but I am from Missouri so I have a portion of that going and I am in MD so I guess that picks up the rest.

I am up for any type of trail riding (that can support a F800GS), I am new to BMWs but have ample experience on a variety of bikes with pro-am roadracing and motocross. In the military, attending the DOD medschool in Bethesda so I can only get away for day trips at the moment. So if anyone likes to bust trails, drop 20k motorcycles on their sides and push/pull 500lb bikes out of some nasty stuff send me a PM and I would be more than willing to join you!

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Old 03-29-2012, 09:21 AM   #15006
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Recently (August) relocated to MD from the midwest, not quite a SMIB by birth but I am from Missouri so I have a portion of that going and I am in MD so I guess that picks up the rest.

I am up for any type of trail riding (that can support a F800GS), I am new to BMWs but have ample experience on a variety of bikes with pro-am roadracing and motocross. In the military, attending the DOD medschool in Bethesda so I can only get away for day trips at the moment. So if anyone likes to bust trails, drop 20k motorcycles on their sides and push/pull 500lb bikes out of some nasty stuff send me a PM and I would be more than willing to join you!

Adam
SMIB is not a place but a state of mind... we only have one true SMIBber in the bunch, the rest of us are transplants like you. Remember to note that if someone from inside the circle of three counties questions the sticker... we are the Southern Maryland Independent Bikers... when you are questioned outside the circle... you are currently dating your sister.

What did the SMIB teenage girl say after having sex? "get off me daddy you're crushing my cigarettes?"
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Old 03-30-2012, 06:17 PM   #15007
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Welcome aboard Ray! Here is the first big Rally.... http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=749219

PM me if you need anymore info.

OBTW "Walter" is a Lusbian on a GS..............not that there is anything wrong with that.

I can't make this one. But my wifies parents have a house near smoke hole caverns. So I know the area but havn't biked it. I will be up there the weekend before you all. I have a xmas gift at summit point to use. Get to run the @&#% out of a ferrari.

Just got my 600 mile service and have already bought a ton of accessories. I think I am gonna have to splurge on a lower seat. 5-10 and tip toeing the gs adv, any recommendations?
Tryed the low seat at bobs the other day so its the right height for flat footin. Which is most comfy, I figure the stock bmws are not.

RaysGSAdv screwed with this post 03-30-2012 at 06:26 PM
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Old 03-31-2012, 04:58 AM   #15008
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I left a perfectly good shoulder on Smoke Hole Rd in Petersburg WV... So lets not say smoke hole ever again

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I can't make this one. But my wifies parents have a house near smoke hole caverns. So I know the area but havn't biked it. I will be up there the weekend before you all. I have a xmas gift at summit point to use. Get to run the @&#% out of a ferrari.

Just got my 600 mile service and have already bought a ton of accessories. I think I am gonna have to splurge on a lower seat. 5-10 and tip toeing the gs adv, any recommendations?
Tryed the low seat at bobs the other day so its the right height for flat footin. Which is most comfy, I figure the stock bmws are not.
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Old 03-31-2012, 05:11 AM   #15009
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This vid is pretty cool. When Triumph released the Scrambler I sold my 1995 Thunderbird to get one.
It was an amazing bike. So fun to ride. I found this site(ADV) looking for farkles for it...
I did sell it after one year to get my f650, a long time crush, for fear I'd never have a chance to get one

And the "Stairway" Remix soundtrack isn't bad either.
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Old 03-31-2012, 05:21 AM   #15010
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Nice Mick! Eye candy. Guy can ride too!
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Old 03-31-2012, 06:14 AM   #15011
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So what boots was he wearing?

Back to the garage to spoon a MT-21 on.
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Old 03-31-2012, 06:21 AM   #15012
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Hey Scott, stay outta the koolaid...
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Old 03-31-2012, 06:24 AM   #15013
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Old 03-31-2012, 06:43 AM   #15014
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Hey Scott, stay outta the koolaid...
I will gladly accept donations to the "I gotta have this bike" fund.


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Old 03-31-2012, 07:02 AM   #15015
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Good luck with that Scott. Just don't EVER EVER EVER let me ride it. Not even if I BEG.

I got some inner tubes in the mail yesterday.... DanGGGG... that Ultra Heavy Duty isn't kidding. The friggin box is 3X the size of normal.
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