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Old 07-26-2013, 08:44 PM   #19966
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Old 07-26-2013, 08:49 PM   #19967
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Seka was the best of that bunch. Blonde too.
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Old 07-26-2013, 11:05 PM   #19968
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Linda Lovelace sucked. One hit wonder and a terrible actress.

And she was not in that movie. DAMHIK.

Lance, you should maybe be looking for a German name.

Lilli is already in use on the west coast.
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Old 07-27-2013, 03:45 AM   #19969
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Lily, Lily, Lily, Legs, Lili. Teutonic Twat.


and that was Annie Sprinkles.
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Old 07-27-2013, 04:35 AM   #19970
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1976 and I found her hanging out at Starbucks in LaPlata, we talked while sipping a latte and before I knew it she followed me home. She's closer in age for me... And now I have 4! I need a bigger garage.
I think I could make space for her......... Mary would kick my ass, butt it would be worth it.

Nice bike Lance.
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Old 07-27-2013, 04:46 AM   #19971
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I think I could make space for her......... Mary would kick my ass, butt it would be worth it.

Nice bike Lance.
Thanks buddy... If you take a furlough day to ride to Starbucks... I'll bring her. Totally a latte bike. My goal is to send her off for some Liposuction. I'd like her ass to get narrow. Dr. Beard has some time in August for an office visit... We'll see after an evaluation.



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Old 07-27-2013, 05:12 AM   #19972
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Did you buy that from a guy named Tom Twominen in the Park??
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Old 07-27-2013, 05:45 AM   #19973
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Did you buy that from a guy named Tom Twominen in the Park??
Nope. But I felt bad... Chasey and Katie were bought from dealers. Paris was bought from a guy who had 3 other motorcycles and didn't ride it. This guy did a frame up restoration and because of the govt furlough, needed to sell. He is now bike-less. He did say that my enthusiasm and appreciation for her lines made him confident she was going to a good home. He too was eventually going to turn her into a cafe racer. Eventually I'll dump the bags and pannier frame, new Corbin seat and handle bars. But she is a blast to ride and sounds like distinctive euro race bike.
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Old 07-27-2013, 05:56 AM   #19974
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He too was eventually going to turn her into a Starbucks racer.
fixed that for ya


Maybe Pat and I will ride by and take a peak later this afternoon if you'll be around. I would guess after 1400. If not, I still need to burn up my Starbucks card one of these days.
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Old 07-27-2013, 06:05 AM   #19975
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Maybe Pat and I will ride by and take a peak later this afternoon if you'll be around. I would guess after 1400. If not, I still need to burn up my Starbucks card one of these days.
I'll be here playing tetris in my garage; make sure you take Pat on Mt. Victoria Road... Great twisties. Tomorrow going to the range to get new gate security badge, mine isn't working. Thinking of taking Katie.
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Old 07-27-2013, 06:10 AM   #19976
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Nope. But I felt bad... Chasey and Katie were bought from dealers. Paris was bought from a guy who had 3 other motorcycles and didn't ride it. This guy did a frame up restoration and because of the govt furlough, needed to sell. He is now bike-less. He did say that my enthusiasm and appreciation for her lines made him confident she was going to a good home. He too was eventually going to turn her into a cafe racer. Eventually I'll dump the bags and pannier frame, new Corbin seat and handle bars. But she is a blast to ride and sounds like distinctive euro race bike.
Sweet bike lance. First thing I was thinking is she needs clip ons. It's a good thing you aren't into boats... that could be an obscenely expensive hobby as opposed to an overly expensive one.
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Old 07-27-2013, 06:13 AM   #19977
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I'll be here playing tetris in my garage; make sure you take Pat on Mt. Victoria Road... Great twisties. Tomorrow going to the range to get new gate security badge, mine isn't working. Thinking of taking Katie.
I'll call before we depart if it all works out with Pat.
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Old 07-27-2013, 06:18 AM   #19978
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Look who followed me home tonight... any of you dirty ol' advers have a good 70's porn star name for her?



As Paris would say "That is Hot". Congrats .
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Old 07-27-2013, 06:22 AM   #19979
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One hit and brunette but with that paint and if you put a Corbin cafe seat that you sit in "deep", "LUVLACE" would fit .
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Old 07-27-2013, 06:23 AM   #19980
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Sweet bike lance. First thing I was thinking is she needs clip ons. It's a good thing you aren't into boats... that could be an obscenely expensive hobby as opposed to an overly expensive one.
Amen bro, I owned a sailboat when I first moved here and it was 5 hours maintenence for every hour of fun. Looking forward to adding this...clip on



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And a new tail end... Open to suggestions.

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