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Old 07-31-2013, 05:32 PM   #20491
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Who you callin' "those type of people"?
That's how it all starts Wayne..........

First you ignore the leash laws which leads to you letting the kid leaving all their crappy toys laying around the front yard (another infraction). Once you have gotten away with that, you're feeling lucky and decide to park an old leaky wooden boat in the yard that you will some day restore to go crappie fish'n. After a few years of the boat sitting, your wife makes you fill it full of dirt and turn it into a flower garden! Now your wife wants to spend more time outside to view her flowers, so you move a shitty couch to the front porch. Next thing you know your spending all your time on the front porch with your wife and the beer fridge is to far away so you move that to the porch.

Now you're drunk and stupid on the porch everyday and one morning you wake up hung over on the couch and notice your grass is so high you can't find your mailbox with the welfare check in it. So you fire up your junky law tractor without a bagger on it, trying to locate your mail box. Now you're flinging your cut grass across the road and your ADV neighbor rides by and crashes dying in your front yard. You go to jail the rest of your life with your new husband Bubba.


Don't be the guy married to Bubba!

And that's all I have to say about leash laws.
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The good old days, when cousins weren't considered off-limits.

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Old 07-31-2013, 06:09 PM   #20492
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Scotty ur damn lucky Mary came along to save you from SMIB life and appearances on Jerry Springer...
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Old 07-31-2013, 06:10 PM   #20493
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Lance I guess I missed the story, how'd you pick up the new gal? And she's damn nice
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Old 07-31-2013, 06:23 PM   #20494
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That's how it all starts Wayne..........

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Funny post Mary.
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Old 07-31-2013, 06:34 PM   #20495
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Lance I guess I missed the story, how'd you pick up the new gal? And she's damn nice
Link to her arrival.

http://advrider.com/forums/showpost....ostcount=20399

Hope to have her ass narrowed in the near future.

http://advrider.com/forums/showpost....ostcount=20430

Have been looking for months... Almost bought Mike's R75. Was ready to give up on R90 and she magically appeared 20 miles from my home. Looking forward for the next euro antique motorcycle show.
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Old 07-31-2013, 06:39 PM   #20496
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Old 07-31-2013, 06:43 PM   #20497
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I really like some of the cafe'd '70s BMWs and hope to have one myself one day but your looks great to me just as it is.
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Old 07-31-2013, 06:46 PM   #20498
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Funny post Mary.
Mary here
I don't think so. I am more creative and funnier. Thoughts of having my salad tossed does not cross my mind.
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Old 07-31-2013, 06:53 PM   #20499
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I really like some of the cafe'd '70s BMWs and hope to have one myself one day but your looks great to me just as it is.
I felt the same way but the more I see her naked... She needs a trip to the plastic surgeon. I'm so shallow.



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Old 07-31-2013, 08:39 PM   #20500
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So I got her plated today and wanted to share... first thing, they all fit, to include my snowmachine.



to be honest... I could fit one more bike

I waited until the rain was pouring "bike test 101" and rode her to the Cobb Island Market to get some supplies. A few observations... I need to move the pegs back, with the seat, my foot is tight against the air box tubes. I like the panniers, they won't fit my extreme cafe rear unit setup but I'll enjoy them while I got them.



As you probably can figure out, the windscreen doesn't help but it sure looks good



She was very peppy, engine throaty, and gear shifting was smooth. She never stalled but the idle is definitely low when I engaged the clutch.



I got soaked but my new retro helmet with comms worked well and kept me dry and rain needles out of my eyes. I'm very happy with everything... now just need to get her inspected and get the vanity plate ordered.
What you naming her? 70 porn star name? I saw Annie Sprinkle mentioned. How about Aunt Peg?
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Old 07-31-2013, 09:57 PM   #20501
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I felt the same way but the more I see her naked... She needs a trip to the plastic surgeon. I'm so shallow.



High five
Did the PO bump up her jug size, or are you going to do that in the near future. You know how slutty they look with huge jugs on them.
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Old 08-01-2013, 04:39 AM   #20502
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Did the PO bump up her jug size, or are you going to do that in the near future. You know how slutty they look with huge jugs on them.
Doing everything to her except keeping hoodie


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What you naming her? 70 porn star name? I saw Annie Sprinkle mentioned. How about Aunt Peg?
Annie, if I can order the plate next week. After all the research she fit my R90 and has a PHD!

One thing I found out was "Her work in adult films has earned her a spot on the Adult Star Path of Fame in Edison, New Jersey" I never knew there was Path of Fame, need a picture for the garage!
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Old 08-01-2013, 04:59 AM   #20503
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LOL Trust me big boobies are over rated... They get in the way
But I have never had to have a 9 - 5 job ..
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Old 08-01-2013, 05:03 AM   #20504
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LOL Trust me big boobies are over rated... They get in the way
But I have never had to have a 9 - 5 job ..
thank you for that... my new sig line.
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Old 08-01-2013, 05:07 AM   #20505
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SO glad I could help...

I do know HB does like em...


I do like your new bike ... Very nice .
Does look like FUN...

How the heck have you been ??
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