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Old 10-19-2013, 12:02 PM   #21631
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All set to go riding with the NOVA riders... Prepped last night with Katie and all the farkles tested. Then at 4:45am the GF hits the snooze. I pop out of bed at 545am when I should have left... I yell "bullshit." But I'm shallow and stayed in bed with a backup to catch another ride on the NOVA thread for 9am... Whoops after an hour of grab ass... Too late for that ride too. Secondary backup... Kill a deer but the GF wants to kill paper targets "with bad ass action movie guns" her words, so now guess what I'm doing today. Again in this crazy life have a backup... If you are shallow ...have three and stay in bed until lunch. More polka please!
The only way that could be any better is if she had a twin sister......


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Old 10-19-2013, 02:53 PM   #21632
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Polka! Polka! Polka!
In Maine we drop the "r" on everything... If you added it... More fun.

Mainer says to his buddy at the bar "gohd damn right mista! I took ah to the movies... Paid fer popcrn and ah drink...Damn skippy I'm gonna polka."
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Old 10-19-2013, 03:09 PM   #21633
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All set to go riding with the NOVA riders... Prepped last night with Katie and all the farkles tested. Then at 4:45am the GF hits the snooze. I pop out of bed at 545am when I should have left... I yell "bullshit." But I'm shallow and stayed in bed with a backup to catch another ride on the NOVA thread for 9am... Whoops after an hour of grab ass... Too late for that ride too. Secondary backup... Kill a deer but the GF wants to kill paper targets "with bad ass action movie guns" her words, so now guess what I'm doing today. Again in this crazy life have a backup... If you are shallow ...have three and stay in bed until lunch. More polka please!
Missed you on the ride, but it sounds like you did alright!
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Old 10-19-2013, 03:32 PM   #21634
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Doesn't sound like a backup plan. Sounds more like, I'd rather get laid then ride motorcycles with guys from Northern Virginia.'
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Old 10-19-2013, 03:47 PM   #21635
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Doesn't sound like a backup plan. Sounds more like, I'd rather get laid then ride motorcycles with guys from Northern Virginia.'
1. Ride with NOVA inmates
2. Ride with different NOVA inmates
3. Kill a deer
4. Go to the range all day <--- Winner

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Old 10-19-2013, 09:27 PM   #21636
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In Maine we drop the "r" on everything... If you added it... More fun.

Mainer says to his buddy at the bar "gohd damn right mista! I took ah to the movies... Paid fer popcrn and ah drink...Damn skippy I'm gonna polka."
Too funny
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Old 10-20-2013, 06:14 AM   #21637
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Now it begins you dirty clown...



I am so looking forward to this. So do we have Card home games at your place and Sox at mine. I make a mean fried anything game cuisine.



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Old 10-20-2013, 06:38 AM   #21638
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As for you future travelers to Maine... I offer free trip planning. The most important part is communicating with the locals; their dialect can confuse you. Try this to help.

"Maine Winta"

http://youtu.be/uaZN5FPMt8c

And this one will get you "staataed" as you understand "Livin on a iland in Maine." My first x wife lives and works on an island. She has k-12 all in one school house. I know ...crazy!

There are many islands in Maine and here is the bullshit funny stuff when living on an island... And yes in a prior life as part of my job I had to take a ferry to many of them.

http://youtu.be/nNbYH3QYKPE
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Old 10-20-2013, 07:15 AM   #21639
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Pure Evel on ch41 this am, bio of Evel knievel
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Old 10-20-2013, 07:39 AM   #21640
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Pure Evel on ch41 this am, bio of Evel knievel
Watched it (again)last night.Crazy the way he jumped those old HARLEY'S
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Old 10-20-2013, 08:07 AM   #21641
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Old 10-20-2013, 11:08 AM   #21642
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Scotty, didn't you just get back from TDY? Cabo by chance?

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Old 10-20-2013, 11:44 AM   #21643
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Damn Scotty, is that what all those range days were for? Practicing your double tap with the clown costume on.
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Old 10-20-2013, 02:09 PM   #21644
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Old 10-20-2013, 05:42 PM   #21645
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Just to tease H14... Can you see deer x2 ?



Kevin is travelling to /LeBelle Maison de LaBreck/ for a two day hunting excursion. Wish him safe travels and straight arrows.
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