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Old 01-18-2014, 07:22 PM   #23431
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Ok which one of you FFs are wrote this CL ad

The truck has brand new 35 Toyo At2 tires that could take you right on through bodatious's mud hole. This truck is not just a head turner or panty dropper it confuses most. Truck has the newer chrome 6.0 grille and 07 mirriors. All them six slow boys think its one of there buddies till this 7.3 peels the shine right off the paint on the ole "racetruck" they call it. Trucks got around 223,000 miles. Dont let this turn you away. You dont want a girl thats not broken in, but one that aint been riden to hard, but one that rides good. If thats what you want then this truck is for you. This hoss has pulled and raced many trucks in the area including gasjobs and even little boys daddy's cummin's. This truck had made a well known reputation for its area. She has never been assicated with the boys with the big ole "C" stickers. Most guys get nervous when im behind them and pullover because the train horns make birds fall out the sky. The truck can get you more ass than a toliet and can also break ur grandmas hip if shes not careful. Most girls break their necks looking, causing many accidents in our area. Since this has happened I joined the local volunteer fire department and restricted my driving to only weekends. The motor is fully built dont let the lift kit fool you cus shes not lowered and got 20in wheels and nito 420's. The New turbo thats on the truck now whistles louder than your grandpa watching the Andy Griffith Show. Dont worry if you see me around get me to pull over and I will GLADLY like to drag your duramax or cummins across the parking lot and through the drive through at McDonalds. If thats not enough Ill just take you on back to the highschool I grew up at so you can learn there. If your still in school I wouldnt recommend buying this beacuse you'll end up having a kid before you get out. Dont call me with your bullshit, I want cash money and I dont speak espanol. Thanks




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Old 01-18-2014, 07:33 PM   #23432
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I have apparently misplaced my silver spoon... ... so how about the car keys? see you later, can I have them please?

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Old 01-18-2014, 07:36 PM   #23433
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Old 01-18-2014, 07:48 PM   #23434
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Ok which one of you FFs are wrote this CL ad

The truck ... confuses most. Truck has ... newer ... mirriors. ... girl ... aint been riden to hard, but .. rides good. If thats what you want then this truck is for you. ... She has never been assicated ... with the big ole ... guy... behind ... you ... ass. ...a toliet ... can also break ur grandmas .. necks .., causing many accidents in ... the local volunteer fire department... call me ... bullshit, I want .. espanol. Thanks




http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...290788009.html
That came from the wrong side of Maryland's western border. The author failed to mention anything about 10oz Bud, 7th district, or his relations with relations and such. note edits above.
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Old 01-18-2014, 07:49 PM   #23435
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What did you do to a book?
I'm not really sure. I did somehow manage to mark my gender as female and that I just got married today.

I only joined so me and Beantop can plan super secret campouts. Other than that I've got no interest in it. Although I did find a girl from high school that appears to have aged quite well.
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Old 01-19-2014, 05:47 AM   #23436
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That's the last straw ......I'm buying FB and shutting it down


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Old 01-19-2014, 06:33 AM   #23437
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Old 01-19-2014, 07:40 AM   #23438
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how about on a weekend I have off! even if Kevin has to work
We need your schedule............send me a PM and we'll work it out.
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Old 01-19-2014, 08:24 AM   #23439
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backcountry.co has the 16' x 16' Kelty Noah's Tarp on sale

http://www.backcountrygear.com/kelty-noahs-tarp-17.html
Hey Mike, you haven't seen that bad boy on sale anywhere else have you? Looking for some shade over here and can't get ez up's through the pouch.
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Old 01-19-2014, 08:37 AM   #23440
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Although I did find a girl from high school that appears to have aged quite well.
Oh I get it now. A girl you went to high school with, not just some random high school girl that "looks good for her age".












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Old 01-19-2014, 08:42 AM   #23441
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You made it to high school? AB:-)
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Old 01-19-2014, 08:47 AM   #23442
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Yep...He enjoyed all seven years of it.
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Old 01-19-2014, 04:11 PM   #23443
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I pulled the exhaust off the ST yesterday.




I couldn't get the mufflers off, had to get the torch out.


A BFH and a BFSD took care of the rest of it.




The reason I took it off.


The replacement on the left. $80 ebay find.


New gaskets got here yesterday, I need to wire brush the replacement and spray some header paint on it. I'll start putting it back together tomorrow.
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Old 01-19-2014, 04:15 PM   #23444
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I dunno if your budget or timeframe allows it but you can't go wrong with this.
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Old 01-19-2014, 04:35 PM   #23445
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Thanks for the link, but it's probably more $$ then I want to spend.

The original exhaust went 110,000 miles. The used one I got is in pretty good shape, so with a couple of good coats of header paint, it will probably be good until at least 200,000.
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