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Old 03-13-2014, 05:27 AM   #24721
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Old 03-13-2014, 05:48 AM   #24722
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Old 03-13-2014, 06:01 AM   #24723
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Old 03-13-2014, 06:34 AM   #24724
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Lady is cold as ice ;-)
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Old 03-13-2014, 06:37 AM   #24725
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So perhaps we need some refresher....Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae), in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively.

I am willing to give sympathy points for attempts I judge worthy of points.. Just start with three lines of 5-7-5 syllables.

I know you can do this shit boys and girls.
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Old 03-13-2014, 06:38 AM   #24726
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Lady is cold as ice ;-)
Is she willing to sacrifice your love?
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Old 03-13-2014, 06:46 AM   #24727
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Is she willing to sacrifice your love?
Very clever.


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Old 03-13-2014, 06:58 AM   #24728
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Old 03-13-2014, 07:13 AM   #24729
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I know you can do this shit boys and girls.
The ADV Haiku is in the the Basement.

Real SMIBs ain't interested in this crap.

Why? Because they're SMIBs , and also because....well....I'll let Scotty tell ya.
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Old 03-13-2014, 07:18 AM   #24730
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Dirty limericks are more the style of the thread....

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Old 03-13-2014, 07:52 AM   #24731
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I once new a man from Nantucket
Whose.....

Better do that one in the basement!
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Old 03-13-2014, 09:19 AM   #24732
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We broke into single digits (again) last night. It was 9 degrees at 0415.

At 0930 this morning it was all the way up to 13.
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Old 03-13-2014, 10:17 AM   #24733
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I once new a man from Nantucket
Whose.....

Better do that one in the basement!
ClownBoss to the SMIB phone.............we may need adult supervision in here.
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Old 03-13-2014, 10:21 AM   #24734
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well....I'll let Scotty tell ya.
I don't even have a Haiku.............a little penicillin cleared it right up
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Old 03-13-2014, 10:23 AM   #24735
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ClownBoss to the SMIB phone.............we may need adult supervision in here.
There once was a man from Nantucket
whose .... was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
if my ear were a .... I would .... it!


There you go. Any body want to buy a letter!

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