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Old 03-13-2014, 10:28 AM   #24736
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There once was a man from Kent
Who's ___ was so long that it bent
To save him some trouble
He put it in double
and instead of cumming, he went
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Old 03-13-2014, 10:51 AM   #24737
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ClownBoss to the SMIB phone.............we may need adult supervision in here.
Too late....
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Old 03-13-2014, 10:57 AM   #24738
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ClownBoss to the SMIB phone.............we may need adult supervision in here.
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Too late....

Funny thinking that adult supervision would help.
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Old 03-13-2014, 11:34 AM   #24739
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There once was a girl from Dundee,
who cavorted with an ape in a tree.
The results were quite horrid,
all ass an no forehead,
two balls and a purple goatee.
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Old 03-13-2014, 01:25 PM   #24740
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So perhaps we need some refresher....Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae), in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively.

I am willing to give sympathy points for attempts I judge worthy of points.. Just start with three lines of 5-7-5 syllables.

I know you can do this shit boys and girls.
Traditional Haiku? Again Grasshopper you have been led astray by the demons of Wikipedia.

Think "one breath" and don't sacrifice your poem for the 17 syllable rule.

Basho

Another installment in the SMIB cultural awareness series.
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Old 03-13-2014, 01:29 PM   #24741
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Real SMIBs ain't interested in this crap.
Don't let Wyane fool ya; he is a Master of insight, seeker of truth and nobody has ever been able to snatch the pebble (or a beer) from his outstretched hand.
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Old 03-13-2014, 01:31 PM   #24742
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SMIBs make national news again, not in a good way!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/12...ntcmp=obinsite
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Old 03-13-2014, 02:04 PM   #24743
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U must be talking about cousin Lauren.
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But things were getting tense, and I know nothing defuses a tough situation faster than boobies.

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Old 03-13-2014, 02:20 PM   #24744
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As a gradeate of Grit Mills Hi in da 7 T's, I is not serprized dat it tis Chaptican Hi beatches. Day is bad, not if da gooder way!
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Old 03-13-2014, 03:09 PM   #24745
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Wayne's beer broke
SMIB's can't Haiku
See Y'all at Kevins!
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Old 03-13-2014, 03:34 PM   #24746
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Coin dropped in the jukebox. I couldn't help myself...

I was on the same sheet of music with Mick... That's Foriegner to some people.
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Old 03-13-2014, 03:39 PM   #24747
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In the spirit of Calvert... Cliff notes:
There once was man named Howard
Whose penis was nuclear powered
When he came in her ass he reached critical mass

Can you imagine the girl he deflowered?
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Old 03-13-2014, 04:02 PM   #24748
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There once was a man from Madras,
who's balls were made out of brass.
When they clanged together,
they played Stormy Weather.
While lightning shot out of his ass.
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Old 03-13-2014, 04:15 PM   #24749
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Trees

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the earth's sweet flowing breast;

A tree that looks at God all day,
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;

A tree that may in summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;

Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.

Joyce Kilmer


A couple more of these and Scotty's head will explode.
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Old 03-13-2014, 04:22 PM   #24750
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u must be talking about my step sister, cousin lauren.
fixt!
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