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Old 03-13-2014, 10:17 AM   #24736
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I once new a man from Nantucket
Whose.....

Better do that one in the basement!
ClownBoss to the SMIB phone.............we may need adult supervision in here.
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Old 03-13-2014, 10:21 AM   #24737
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well....I'll let Scotty tell ya.
I don't even have a Haiku.............a little penicillin cleared it right up
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Old 03-13-2014, 10:23 AM   #24738
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ClownBoss to the SMIB phone.............we may need adult supervision in here.
There once was a man from Nantucket
whose .... was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
if my ear were a .... I would .... it!


There you go. Any body want to buy a letter!

To help you all out, follow the link but beware!

http://www.angelfire.com/on/BikerBob/adult.html
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Old 03-13-2014, 10:28 AM   #24739
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There once was a man from Kent
Who's ___ was so long that it bent
To save him some trouble
He put it in double
and instead of cumming, he went
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Old 03-13-2014, 10:51 AM   #24740
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ClownBoss to the SMIB phone.............we may need adult supervision in here.
Too late....
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Old 03-13-2014, 10:57 AM   #24741
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Too late....

Funny thinking that adult supervision would help.
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Old 03-13-2014, 11:34 AM   #24742
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There once was a girl from Dundee,
who cavorted with an ape in a tree.
The results were quite horrid,
all ass an no forehead,
two balls and a purple goatee.
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Old 03-13-2014, 01:25 PM   #24743
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So perhaps we need some refresher....Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae), in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively.

I am willing to give sympathy points for attempts I judge worthy of points.. Just start with three lines of 5-7-5 syllables.

I know you can do this shit boys and girls.
Traditional Haiku? Again Grasshopper you have been led astray by the demons of Wikipedia.

Think "one breath" and don't sacrifice your poem for the 17 syllable rule.

Basho

Another installment in the SMIB cultural awareness series.
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Old 03-13-2014, 01:29 PM   #24744
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Real SMIBs ain't interested in this crap.
Don't let Wyane fool ya; he is a Master of insight, seeker of truth and nobody has ever been able to snatch the pebble (or a beer) from his outstretched hand.
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Old 03-13-2014, 01:31 PM   #24745
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SMIBs make national news again, not in a good way!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/03/12...ntcmp=obinsite
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Old 03-13-2014, 02:04 PM   #24746
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U must be talking about cousin Lauren.
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Old 03-13-2014, 02:20 PM   #24747
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As a gradeate of Grit Mills Hi in da 7 T's, I is not serprized dat it tis Chaptican Hi beatches. Day is bad, not if da gooder way!
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Old 03-13-2014, 03:09 PM   #24748
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Wayne's beer broke
SMIB's can't Haiku
See Y'all at Kevins!
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Old 03-13-2014, 03:34 PM   #24749
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Coin dropped in the jukebox. I couldn't help myself...

I was on the same sheet of music with Mick... That's Foriegner to some people.
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Old 03-13-2014, 03:39 PM   #24750
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In the spirit of Calvert... Cliff notes:
There once was man named Howard
Whose penis was nuclear powered
When he came in her ass he reached critical mass

Can you imagine the girl he deflowered?
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