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Old 03-13-2014, 04:02 PM   #24751
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There once was a man from Madras,
who's balls were made out of brass.
When they clanged together,
they played Stormy Weather.
While lightning shot out of his ass.
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Old 03-13-2014, 04:15 PM   #24752
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Trees

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the earth's sweet flowing breast;

A tree that looks at God all day,
And lifts her leafy arms to pray;

A tree that may in summer wear
A nest of robins in her hair;

Upon whose bosom snow has lain;
Who intimately lives with rain.

Poems are made by fools like me,
But only God can make a tree.

Joyce Kilmer


A couple more of these and Scotty's head will explode.
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Old 03-13-2014, 04:22 PM   #24753
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u must be talking about my step sister, cousin lauren.
fixt!
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Old 03-13-2014, 04:48 PM   #24754
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Wayne...


I did not search sh!t.
F u u F'n F'r
U can't rhyme shit once?

:-)

There was an inmate named Wayne
Whose carnal knowledge skills were inane.
With lotion he worked,
While Rosie Palm twerked
As I wrote haiku as a game

Hope that right there is pooped out with a SMIB worthy curly-q on the top. :-)
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Old 03-13-2014, 05:30 PM   #24755
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He said twerk
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Old 03-13-2014, 05:34 PM   #24756
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A horse can't pull while kicking.
This fact we merely mention.
And he can't kick while pulling,
Which is our chief contention.

Let's imitate the good old horse
And lead a life that's fitting;
Just pull an honest load, and then
There'll be no time for kicking.

author unknown

This has always been one of my favorite poems...
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Old 03-13-2014, 06:06 PM   #24757
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Traditional Haiku? Again Grasshopper you have been led astray by the demons of Wikipedia.

Think "one breath" and don't sacrifice your poem for the 17 syllable rule.

Basho

Another installment in the SMIB cultural awareness series.
A Basho reference? I'm impressed.
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Old 03-13-2014, 06:14 PM   #24758
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A horse can't pull while kicking.
This fact we merely mention.
And he can't kick while pulling,
Which is our chief contention.

Let's imitate the good old horse
And lead a life that's fitting;
Just pull an honest load, and then
There'll be no time for kicking.

author unknown

This has always been one of my favorite poems...
I guess you didn't catch on to the theme.
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Old 03-13-2014, 06:20 PM   #24759
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Hard to believe but this post is nearly a year old and today has just become pertinent.

http://www.advrider.com/forums/showp...&postcount=826

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Old 03-13-2014, 06:26 PM   #24760
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What's with the big yellow flag flying off your bike?
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Old 03-13-2014, 06:45 PM   #24761
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What's with the big yellow flag flying off your bike?
Warning sign across the street.
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Old 03-13-2014, 06:49 PM   #24762
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I mean Gadsden Flag.


That's a cooler answer, right
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Old 03-13-2014, 07:15 PM   #24763
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Depends on what the warning is....
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Old 03-13-2014, 08:25 PM   #24764
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Mick wins. nice work-mate!!!

The idea was for you
to write something new

If you did not play
it was no worry for me
Done for now, thanks SMIBs
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Old 03-13-2014, 08:36 PM   #24765
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one more for the road

There was an inmate named Scotty,
who said his boss was a hottie.
When the clippings would blow
he would ride extra slow
since he hoped she would talk to him naughty.
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