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Old 03-19-2014, 02:51 PM   #24781
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This search and rescue sounds a lot like a fox hunt...
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Old 03-19-2014, 02:59 PM   #24782
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When I was doing Search and Rescue, we got called up to Yosemite to help out in a search. We were getting the obligatory briefings about the bears. Yup, mountains, woods, bears check. That night when we were setting up out tents I asked where the K-9 units were and promptly headed over. My buddies were . I explained to them that when the bear does coome around, my red neck alarm will go off and I will be awake!

In bear country I like sleeping with the dogs. Wait that didn't come out quite right.
Badass Hobos are also a good bear deterrent.

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Old 03-19-2014, 03:24 PM   #24783
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Old 03-19-2014, 03:47 PM   #24784
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Must be the flames distorting the image..... Or not.....


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Old 03-19-2014, 04:24 PM   #24785
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Old 03-19-2014, 04:41 PM   #24786
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Badass Hobos are also a good bear bait.


My plan was to NOT shoot the bear but to kneecap the clown with the .45 then the rest of us could get away.
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Old 03-19-2014, 05:30 PM   #24787
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My plan was to NOT shoot the bear but to kneecap the clown with the .45 then the rest of us could get away.
I can't believe he never smelled the bacon grease I rubbed on his tent every night before we went to bed.
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Old 03-19-2014, 05:32 PM   #24788
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Old 03-19-2014, 05:47 PM   #24789
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I can't believe he never smelled the bacon grease I rubbed on his tent every night before we went to bed.
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Old 03-19-2014, 07:03 PM   #24790
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Diets do that. Or perhaps he is being allowed to enter the forbidden zone at the clam bake
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Or perhaps he is being allowed to enter the forbidden zone at the clam bake
Is that a euphemism?
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Old 03-20-2014, 08:50 AM   #24792
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They are honking honking now. Garage is now full of leaves.
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Old 03-20-2014, 02:15 PM   #24793
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Hey Jack, thanks for bringing my inop tail light to my attention............ to the rest of you. Anyway it wasn't the wiring. The LED base needed a little duct tape to make it fit a bit tighter. Brake problem was a lock nut that vibrated loose............go figure on a KLR. OBTW, no smoke on start up in the warm weather.
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Old 03-20-2014, 02:16 PM   #24794
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My plan was to NOT shoot the bear but to kneecap the clown with the .45 then the rest of us could get away.
Dumbass.............a .22 would have been cheaper.
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Old 03-20-2014, 02:18 PM   #24795
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I can't believe he never smelled the bacon grease I rubbed on his tent every night before we went to bed.
I wasn't in that tent..............out playing little spoon

OBTW, fuck you Bronco Dave
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