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Old 03-19-2014, 09:31 AM   #24781
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The $$ won't last long in a SMIB's pocket, will be blown on PBR and strippers within a year
Hell you just hope they invite you.i know I hope I am invited, proally coudn't make it though
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Old 03-19-2014, 10:00 AM   #24782
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If you want to get a shot at a Turkey, buy a live tame one and pen her up outside. Sit back and watch. the Toms will come a runnin. DAMHIK...
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Old 03-19-2014, 12:15 PM   #24783
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No need to net them just talk dirty to them they will come a running! AB:-)
But that would only get you Jive-Turkeys
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Old 03-19-2014, 02:07 PM   #24784
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Back in the 70's I use to fox hunt every Wed and Sat....
Back in the 70's I drank cheap beer and did burnouts at red lights.

Ummm, wait a minute....I still do that now.
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Old 03-19-2014, 02:58 PM   #24785
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Back in the 70's I drank cheap beer and did burnouts at red lights.

Ummm, wait a minute....I still do that now.
ya can take the neck outta the red but not the red outta da neck...wait does that even make seinse?
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Old 03-19-2014, 03:36 PM   #24786
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ya can take the neck outta the red but not the red outta da neck...wait does that even make seinse?
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Old 03-19-2014, 03:43 PM   #24787
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When I was doing Search and Rescue, we got called up to Yosemite to help out in a search. We were getting the obligatory briefings about the bears. Yup, mountains, woods, bears check. That night when we were setting up out tents I asked where the K-9 units were and promptly headed over. My buddies were . I explained to them that when the bear does coome around, my red neck alarm will go off and I will be awake!

In bear country I like sleeping with the dogs. Wait that didn't come out quite right.
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Old 03-19-2014, 03:51 PM   #24788
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This search and rescue sounds a lot like a fox hunt...
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Old 03-19-2014, 03:59 PM   #24789
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When I was doing Search and Rescue, we got called up to Yosemite to help out in a search. We were getting the obligatory briefings about the bears. Yup, mountains, woods, bears check. That night when we were setting up out tents I asked where the K-9 units were and promptly headed over. My buddies were . I explained to them that when the bear does coome around, my red neck alarm will go off and I will be awake!

In bear country I like sleeping with the dogs. Wait that didn't come out quite right.
Badass Hobos are also a good bear deterrent.

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Old 03-19-2014, 04:24 PM   #24790
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Old 03-19-2014, 04:47 PM   #24791
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Must be the flames distorting the image..... Or not.....


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Old 03-19-2014, 05:24 PM   #24792
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Old 03-19-2014, 05:41 PM   #24793
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Badass Hobos are also a good bear bait.


My plan was to NOT shoot the bear but to kneecap the clown with the .45 then the rest of us could get away.
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Old 03-19-2014, 06:30 PM   #24794
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My plan was to NOT shoot the bear but to kneecap the clown with the .45 then the rest of us could get away.
I can't believe he never smelled the bacon grease I rubbed on his tent every night before we went to bed.
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Old 03-19-2014, 06:32 PM   #24795
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