oh!!! the pain of aggravating the golf gods

[nachtflug]

Originally Posted by freakingRTrider

snap hook off of #14, took an unplayable, a little 6 iron under a tree, bad bounce, down in a ditch, another unplayable, a nasty drop, fuck, fuck, fuck!!!!

A game that has 18 freaking gods. and right now the bitch at 14 has my fucking number!! it's not pretty. that's a birdie hole, dammit.

this years club championship is not looking pretty.

on a good note, I will be attending service at Our Ladies of the 18 promptly at 8:36 in the morning. May the gods be fair and understanding of today's sacrifice.

should they not, the god of the keg will drown our sorrows after service. and he demands attendance.

amen

learn club selection on the tee you redneck.

[freaking RT]

Originally Posted by Brad Vardy

Sorry Freak. Guess the Monday morning team is a little antsy.

it' jo momma at it's best

[freaking RT]

Originally Posted by nachtflug

learn club selection on the tee you redneck.

actually, my little problem with the hook is immune to club selection.

[Ray of Sunshine]

Originally Posted by AnnieGS

The figurative 'twat,' my friend.

Dang, AnnieGS, I was eating luch when I read your TWAT post. I stuck a fork clean through my cheek. There go my good looks.
Ed

[Ray of Sunshine]

Too bad I have a life and shit. I missed the whole JoMama Enlightenment Era when we switched from a discussion of the world's third most boring sport to what is the least watchable, Fitz crapping.
It was very good of him to post photos, though. If I were Vard Brady I'd move. Post Haste.
And Freaking, give up golf, everyone plays golf. Its like masturbation except it requires more equipment and you never get off.
Ed

[Rider]

Originally Posted by freakingRTrider

actually, my little problem with the hookers is immune to club selection.

Repaired.

[Rider]

Originally Posted by Brad Vardy

I've seen Fitz's swing. It looks like a guy trapped in a Volkswagen with a wasp.

[Rider]

Originally Posted by Darksideofthetree

Too bad I have a life and shit. I missed the whole JoMama Enlightenment Era when we switched from a discussion of the world's third most boring sport to what is the least watchable, Fitz crapping.

Ed

I beg to differ, Ed.
I happen to think Fitz Crapping is the world's second most watchable sport, right behind women's gymnastics. It's not artful - in fact it's terribly gross - but you have to admire his effort and the noises he makes.

[Ray of Sunshine]

Originally Posted by BMW Rider

I beg to differ, Ed.
I happen to think Fitz Crapping is the world's second most watchable sport, right behind women's gymnastics. It's not artful - in fact it's terribly gross - but you have to admire his effort and the noises he makes.

Oh, Oh