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Old 01-07-2010, 08:09 PM   #1
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Maggie to the white phone at UAF dorm

Maggie

You need to get in touch with AKBeemer. He has some special treats in store for you. For sure it won't be AKCharlie. Come out of hiding, you've been silent long enough. Maybe you could ride Crappyridesagian.

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Old 01-07-2010, 10:09 PM   #2
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Get in touch with Beemer Baby? He hasn't called me on the 900 number for months. Is he sick? Ohh, the poor dear. I bet he misses me.

You say he has some special treats for moi? Oh WOW! He knows the kind of treats I like.

And I saw pictures of Cappy. He needs to look me up the next time he comes to Anchorage. I'll give him a ride that will make him forget all about motorcycles.
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Old 01-08-2010, 09:54 AM   #3
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He's proably busy setting up dates for you at the dorm.
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Old 01-08-2010, 10:25 AM   #4
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I bet he misses me.
Let me say this about that.
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Old 01-08-2010, 05:53 PM   #5
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And I saw pictures of Cappy. He needs to look me up the next time he comes to Anchorage. I'll give him a ride that will make him forget all about motorcycles.
Hey Maggie,

No offense or anything, but Cappy is a rather slender young man. If you give him a memorable ride, make sure he stays on top so he doesn't get lost or squished or stuck in between some of your rather large rolls of slightly excess skin. I would like to ride WITH him again next time I'm in Kodiak, so treat him with kid gloves. You might also want to provide a barf bag for him in case he ends up like poor Beemer. Keep eating those Cheetos - they do wonders for your figure!
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Old 01-08-2010, 09:46 PM   #6
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Hey Maggie,

your rather large rolls of slightly excess skin.
None of that is excess, dearie. I need every bit of it to cover up my "ample" figure.



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Keep eating those Cheetos - they do wonders for your figure!
It's true, I do tend to put on a little extra weight in the winter. Got to keep the Cheeto factory workers employed.
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Old 01-10-2010, 12:36 PM   #7
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So Maggie I here you have been away doing your part for the war affort.
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Old 01-10-2010, 02:08 PM   #8
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So Maggie I here you have been away doing your part for the war affort.
Hahaha oh god, I actually choked on my own saliva when I saw this pic. Now I know why Maggie couldn't make it to our Kodiak meet, she'd have sank the Tusty.
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Old 01-10-2010, 02:48 PM   #9
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So Maggie I here you have been away doing your part for the war affort.
You know, that's not a very flattering photo. I don't look good wearing light green.
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Old 01-10-2010, 05:45 PM   #10
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Maggie

Sure hope you don't get sunburnt up there so close to the sun. It would be a shame to see all that beautiful flesh burnt.
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Old 01-10-2010, 06:02 PM   #11
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Hmmm...

I didn't think those PW F119 engines had enough ballzz to propel a load quite so large...










Wonders never cease...
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Old 01-11-2010, 06:03 PM   #12
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Maggie needs one of these for personal transport.
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Old 01-12-2010, 04:36 PM   #13
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Maggie needs one of these for personal transport.
TomS to the photoshop phone, TomS photoshop phone...
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Old 01-12-2010, 10:46 PM   #14
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TomS to the photoshop phone, TomS photoshop phone...
What?! What do you want Frank?

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Old 01-12-2010, 11:22 PM   #15
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Silly old bastage!
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