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macorell24 · 05-14-2012, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty Rocket

Lemme know, and if I can show you around...... scheduling being the only "if".

About the person that deuced in the stairwell,

that's sick.

I had a young (21) guy working for me that had worked as a summer hire for the state parks dept and he told me all kinds of nasty stories. They have names for all these sicknesses. Find the urban dictionary if you want more. The one I remember was "The Upper Decker". That's when you dump on the closed lid of the toilet seat.

Huh, I thought an "Upper Decker" was when you crapped in the tank and not the bowl. That way every time someone flushed the water that filled the bowl was always brown.

Banshee · 05-14-2012, 06:47 PM

scat stories really bring 'em out!

LadyDraco · 05-15-2012, 06:11 AM

This has become the BWDR poop thread...

DCrider · 05-15-2012, 06:13 AM

Bullwinkle Death Crappers...

Rusty Rocket · 05-15-2012, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by macorell24

Huh, I thought an "Upper Decker" was when you crapped in the tank and not the bowl. That way every time someone flushed the water that filled the bowl was always brown.

You are correct ( I actually believe being wrong here, enhances my social standing)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/brows...cter=U&page=70

I was just repeating what this kid told me, and my memory could be off about 12 inches here.

DCrider · 05-15-2012, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rusty Rocket

my memory could be off about 12 inches here.

not gonna even touch that one...

goosecreek · 05-15-2012, 09:25 AM

Just a bunch of shit talk around here . Back to the basement I go.

twigsnapper · 05-15-2012, 02:18 PM

I hear ya goose, maybe light some of these man candles:

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Banshee · 05-15-2012, 05:42 PM

bloochdog · 05-15-2012, 05:44 PM

you guys wanna buy an awesomely used F800gs?

goosecreek · 05-16-2012, 05:32 AM

What are you replacing it with a 690?

bloochdog · 05-16-2012, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goosecreek

What are you replacing it with a 690?

R1200gs.

gastone · 05-16-2012, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goosecreek

What are you replacing it with a 690?

http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=765400

Banshee · 05-16-2012, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloochdog

R1200gs.

Nick650 · 05-17-2012, 02:24 AM

My computer has been down since Laurel fork. This was the first thread i checked

. Everyone still has a great sense of humor. It sure is good to be back.

05-14-2012, 06:47 PM	#1562
Banshee hi Joined: Aug 2004 Location: Virginia Oddometer: 5,843	scat stories really bring 'em out! __________________

05-15-2012, 06:11 AM	#1563
LadyDraco KillerSmileIHazIt !! Joined: Dec 2007 Location: Moran Nation~ Some of the best roads in the east.. Oddometer: 21,610	This has become the BWDR poop thread... __________________ TISE Life is what you make of it~ If it don't fit make alterations Check it from time to time as I'm always adding to it.. My Rides and life on the Farm

05-15-2012, 06:13 AM	#1564
DCrider Live from THE Hill Joined: May 2008 Location: Washington, DC Oddometer: 3,021	Bullwinkle Death Crappers... __________________ ADV'ing from America's fine Crapital...

05-15-2012, 09:25 AM	#1567
goosecreek just a spoke Joined: May 2010 Location: dreaming of a ride Oddometer: 1,266	Just a bunch of shit talk around here . Back to the basement I go. __________________ Man this heated gear is great. tomc407

05-15-2012, 02:18 PM	#1568
twigsnapper How did I get here? Joined: Aug 2009 Location: Westsylvania Oddometer: 274	I hear ya goose, maybe light some of these man candles: http://photos.prnewswire.com/pb-larg...37085116MR.jpg NEW LIMITED-TIME MAN CANDLES COLLECTION -- Four fragrances inspired by hard work, fun and games. Availability: Immediately Price: $2.99 MSRP, Car Jar; $15.99 MSRP, Small Tumbler; $27.99 MSRP, Classic Large Jar Man Town™ -- Escape to the man cave with this masculine blend of spices, woods and musk. First Down™ -- This combination of orange, patchouli, vetiver and leather is as exciting as game day. Riding Mower™ -- Hot sun. Cool breeze. And the intensely summery scent of freshly cut grass. 2 x 4™ -- The warm, unmistakable scent of freshly planed wood and sawdust evokes a sense of confidence and quality. Read more here: http://www.sacbee.com/2012/05/15/449...#storylink=cpy __________________ -: -: -: -: -: -: -: -:\\|/ : -: -: -: -: -: -: -: cU twigsnapper 2008 dr650se

05-15-2012, 05:42 PM	#1569
Banshee hi Joined: Aug 2004 Location: Virginia Oddometer: 5,843	__________________

05-15-2012, 05:44 PM	#1570
bloochdog ^OP Itinerant jackass Joined: Jan 2006 Location: I cover the waterfront in Norfolk Virginia. Oddometer: 5,315	you guys wanna buy an awesomely used F800gs? __________________ "Never trust a man what's made of metal! BWDR Cat Herders SMIBS BaldEagleBastards

05-16-2012, 05:32 AM	#1571
goosecreek just a spoke Joined: May 2010 Location: dreaming of a ride Oddometer: 1,266	What are you replacing it with a 690? __________________ Man this heated gear is great. tomc407

05-17-2012, 02:24 AM	#1575
Nick650 Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Oct 2007 Location: Harrisonburg, Virginia Oddometer: 480	My computer has been down since Laurel fork. This was the first thread i checked . Everyone still has a great sense of humor. It sure is good to be back. __________________ aka Colby05 on Thumpertalk. 2008 DR 650 (Bad weather ,go anywhere bike.) 2005 Harley Davidson Sportster 1200 custom ( Sunny day, road trip bike.) You may just have to get the Cat Herders to roll over and set em straight (though we may get lost, forget why we were there and show up after closing...) - HburgNinja

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