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Old 05-14-2012, 04:51 PM   #1561
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Lemme know, and if I can show you around...... scheduling being the only "if".

About the person that deuced in the stairwell, that's sick.

I had a young (21) guy working for me that had worked as a summer hire for the state parks dept and he told me all kinds of nasty stories. They have names for all these sicknesses. Find the urban dictionary if you want more. The one I remember was "The Upper Decker". That's when you dump on the closed lid of the toilet seat.
Huh, I thought an "Upper Decker" was when you crapped in the tank and not the bowl. That way every time someone flushed the water that filled the bowl was always brown.
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Old 05-14-2012, 06:47 PM   #1562
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scat stories really bring 'em out!
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Old 05-15-2012, 06:11 AM   #1563
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This has become the BWDR poop thread...
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Old 05-15-2012, 06:13 AM   #1564
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Old 05-15-2012, 08:21 AM   #1565
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Huh, I thought an "Upper Decker" was when you crapped in the tank and not the bowl. That way every time someone flushed the water that filled the bowl was always brown.
You are correct ( I actually believe being wrong here, enhances my social standing)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/brows...cter=U&page=70

I was just repeating what this kid told me, and my memory could be off about 12 inches here.
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Old 05-15-2012, 09:08 AM   #1566
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my memory could be off about 12 inches here.
not gonna even touch that one...
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Old 05-15-2012, 09:25 AM   #1567
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Just a bunch of shit talk around here . Back to the basement I go.
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Old 05-15-2012, 02:18 PM   #1568
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I hear ya goose, maybe light some of these man candles:

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Old 05-15-2012, 05:42 PM   #1569
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Old 05-15-2012, 05:44 PM   #1570
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you guys wanna buy an awesomely used F800gs?
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Old 05-16-2012, 05:32 AM   #1571
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What are you replacing it with a 690?
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Old 05-16-2012, 07:33 AM   #1572
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What are you replacing it with a 690?
R1200gs.
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Old 05-16-2012, 07:44 AM   #1573
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What are you replacing it with a 690?

http://www.advrider.com/forums/showthread.php?t=765400
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Old 05-16-2012, 09:44 PM   #1574
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Old 05-17-2012, 02:24 AM   #1575
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My computer has been down since Laurel fork. This was the first thread i checked . Everyone still has a great sense of humor. It sure is good to be back.
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