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Old 09-05-2012, 07:52 PM   #13486
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Just rip the sleeves off your shirt. Couldn't look any worse...

...and when your shirt ends-up wadded around your fork, at least it'll look like an accident.


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Old 09-06-2012, 08:58 AM   #13487
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Now you've got my attention! Those spark my interest more than the small 2" or 4" ones that just cover the seal. Brand/Link?
Just look up: www.elephantcondoms.za
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Old 09-06-2012, 11:19 AM   #13488
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Can't at work, "Viewing beastiality at work is forbidden." Man they've really got us locked down.
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From what I've heard, riding a DR feels just like riding a KLR except you're head doesn't sway left and right constantly scanning the ditches for aluminum cans.
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Old 09-06-2012, 11:46 AM   #13489
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I carried around one of those elephant condoms when I was in middle school. I had no idea how to use it and i was hoping it had a drawstring or something.

Fortunately, things changed a little.

Unfortunately, things did not change a lot.
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Old 09-06-2012, 12:15 PM   #13490
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I carried around one of those elephant condoms when I was in middle school. I had no idea how to use it and i was hoping it had a drawstring or something.

Fortunately, things changed a little.

Unfortunately, things did not change a lot.
Yeahbut girls at that age weren't brazen enough back in my day to call my bluff.
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From what I've heard, riding a DR feels just like riding a KLR except you're head doesn't sway left and right constantly scanning the ditches for aluminum cans.
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Old 09-06-2012, 03:49 PM   #13491
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Just rip the sleeves off your shirt. Couldn't look any worse. I think I'd rather have a seal leak
than whatever the hell those things are.
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-07-2012, 01:10 AM   #13492
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ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
Sorry...... some days it's just not worth turning the computer on
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Old 09-07-2012, 02:39 PM   #13493
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Sorry...... some days it's just not worth turning the computer on
Then again, ya just hate to miss anything....

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Old 09-07-2012, 02:49 PM   #13494
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Then again, ya just hate to miss anything....



She looks like quite the equestrian...

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Old 09-07-2012, 04:19 PM   #13495
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She looks like quite the equestrian...

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Old 09-07-2012, 05:25 PM   #13496
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Old 09-07-2012, 05:48 PM   #13497
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Old 09-08-2012, 06:09 AM   #13498
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Then again, ya just hate to miss anything....

"Becky' Grandpa Pluric is so silly, the way he thinks he can keep us with my boyfriend......"
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Old 09-08-2012, 07:58 AM   #13499
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Then again, ya just hate to miss anything....

I want my picture next to Pluric...that way I'll look even skinnier!!!!

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Old 09-08-2012, 11:02 AM   #13500
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Carefull, Pluric is very sensitive with this kind of jokes
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