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Old 08-08-2013, 02:46 PM   #17086
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To be fair, there were a fair number of worthy Man Walks Into A Bar jokes by JD and I that afternoon in Parras, Coahuila, but JD won with a version of the following, the entirety of which I just found on the net for reprint here, and note that this is the British version:


Man walks into a bar and orders a beer, the barman serves it up with a smile.

Before he can even take one sup from the pint but a monkey swings across the bar rafters, lays out its lady toy into its hand and proceeds to urinate into said patrons beer.

Before the man knows whats happened the monkey swings off, the man looks up at the barman,"What the hell was that? Did you just see that?"

The barman replies, "Yeah, sorry about that boss, I think he belongs to the Pianist".

The man walks over to the piano and asks the player "Oi, do you know your monkey pissed in my beer?"

The Pianist replied, "I don't know, you hum it and I'll play along".

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Old 08-08-2013, 02:50 PM   #17087
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I'm working on the Spanish version of the above, as in, Spanish language version.

I'd love to be able to tell 50 great jokes in perfect Spanish

Might get me out of jail in Jalisco someday
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Old 08-08-2013, 02:56 PM   #17088
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The Pianist replied, "I don't know, you hum it and I'll play along".
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Old 08-08-2013, 02:58 PM   #17089
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I'm working on the Spanish version of the above, as in, Spanish language version.

I'd love to be able to tell 50 great jokes in perfect Spanish

Might get me out of jail in Jalisco someday
I'd be happy to be able to tell just one. The monkey story was pretty funny. Stupid, but funny
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Old 08-08-2013, 03:04 PM   #17090
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The monkey story was pretty funny. Stupid, but funny
Well Dennis, when you're on your second glass of afternoon Malbec, it's as funny as when you first heard it
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Old 08-08-2013, 03:09 PM   #17091
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Trice, the malbec does sound good; however, I'm on gin/tonic #1
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Old 08-08-2013, 03:19 PM   #17092
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Well Dennis, when you're on your second bottle of afternoon Malbec, it's as funny as when you first heard it
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Old 08-08-2013, 03:19 PM   #17093
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My neighbor Ken here in San Antonio is a gin & tonic man

He's almost 90

He was in the first wave of B17s to bomb Berlin during WWII. He was the pilot of "Misery's Company" IIRC. Not sure if I have his plane's name correct. But I think that's it.

Dennis, you make it to San Antonio (soon, I would think, due to Ken's age), I'll have you and Ken on my back deck for a gin & tonic.

When I return from Mexico, Ken always kids me about that and the risk he took bombing Germany
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Old 08-08-2013, 03:20 PM   #17094
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I wish I had a second bottle of Malbec at this point
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Old 08-08-2013, 03:23 PM   #17095
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My neighbor Ken here in San Antonio is a gin & tonic man

He's almost 90

He was in the first wave of B17s to bomb Berlin during WWII. He was the pilot of "Misery's Company" IIRC. Not sure if I have his plane's name correct. But I think that's it.

Dennis, you make it to San Antonio (soon, I would think, due to Ken's age), I'll have you and Ken on my back deck for a gin & tonic.

When I return from Mexico, Ken always kids me about that and the risk he took bombing Germany
That would be a nice treat. About thirty years ago I knew another man who had the same job as Ken. Those guys were tough.
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....scratching my head trying to remember if Casa Madero in Parras makes a Malbec.....
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Old 08-08-2013, 03:29 PM   #17097
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That would be a nice treat. About thirty years ago I knew another man who had the same job as Ken. Those guys were tough.
Those were guys who had no choice when it came to Risk Management

Some may know the connection (or not) between motorcycles, World War II, and the Hell's Angels

BTW:

San Miguel de Allende, Guanajuato (state), got a big kick in the pants upstart after WW2 by vets on the GI Bill, there for......drum roll.......school for art

Why art?

Why San Miguel de Allende?

Well, have YOU been in SMA about 3 to 6 in the afternoon?????

It's "all about the light, baby"
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Old 08-08-2013, 03:31 PM   #17098
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"Man walks into a bar..."

My favorite that day in Parras was:

Man walks into a bar and has the bartender line up four shots of
bourbon. After the first shot the man turns around, picks out a table
of four big men, then proceeds to tell the biggest of the four, "I just had
your mother in bed and she was incredible!" The big man's three friends
stare with amazement as their friend continues to drink without respond-
ing. After his 2nd shot the man at the bar turns around and says, "I'm
telling you, buddy, your mom's the best I've ever had!" Again the big
man ignores the insult and continues drinking. After his third shot of
Bourbon the man once again turns on his stool and in a loud voice de-
clares, "Kiddo, I'm telling everyone in this bar that your mom--" The big
man finally interrupts, "Dad, you're drunk. Go home!"
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Old 08-08-2013, 03:34 PM   #17099
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....scratching my head trying to remember if Casa Madero in Parras makes a Malbec.....
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Well, there's the answer.
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