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Old 08-06-2012, 11:26 AM   #9376
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Sometimes we all get a little too excited en la brecha,
Yes, it's been known to happen! But that's where the fun is.
Bato will be ok, if the insurance doesn't cough up for his bike, I believe I can help him find some used parts like
the case and the air box, side panel, etc...
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Old 08-06-2012, 11:37 AM   #9377
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Miracle I belive

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So you've been baptized into the México Dual Sport community?



¡Felicidades!

Seriously, I'm glad you came through as well as you did and look forward to seeing you in San Antonio.
The price wasn't cheap while leaying on the ground thought I would not make it that may had internal blooding was so exited that I was racing same mistake that has bring me down several times guess God still wants me here I could easy be gone it was horrible

My special thanks to kiko and SR for their hospitality ...
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Old 08-06-2012, 11:46 AM   #9378
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Un dicho para Bato>

El hombre que se levanta es aún más grande que el que no ha caído.
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Old 08-06-2012, 11:48 AM   #9379
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Yes, it's been known to happen! But that's where the fun is.
Bato will be ok, if the insurance doesn't cough up for his bike, I believe I can help him find some used parts like
the case and the air box, side panel, etc...
Thank you Mike the inssurance agent was here just a few ago SR took her to his casa to see the bike they agree to take it to San antonio dealer to have it fix I picked the best policy they had platinum my next trip will be to come and see you for long time i have had this fetich to spank you.
Thanks again amigo hasta pornto

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Old 08-06-2012, 12:09 PM   #9380
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my next trip will be to come and see you for long time i have had this fetich to spank you.
LOL!
You'll have to get in line. There are probably a few British politicians ahead of you.
I could send you over to see my neighbor, he'll straighten you out. LOL!
I am not into the whole nalgazos trip, but hey, it's a big world out there and who am I to judge?
Get well soon, nice to hear that the insurance are going to set you up without hassles, one less thing to worry about.
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Old 08-06-2012, 12:31 PM   #9381
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Glad you're posting, Bato. Heal up, then mount up soon. :)
Yeap got to keep the spirit high love to ride


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Yikes!


Glad Bato is relatively ok. Heal well, heal quick, Bato.
trying just the ribs quite uncomfortable
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Old 08-06-2012, 12:44 PM   #9382
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Where is trice

Where is my Trice has he abandoned us? Dont they have wifi in Honduras
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Old 08-06-2012, 01:06 PM   #9383
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Oh Bato! Glad that you are as OK as you are, Amigo!
Tank you John Pirata remember that some one told me on mud go slow but in that instant exitment beat me
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Old 08-06-2012, 04:20 PM   #9384
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Bato,
Rest the ribs and have a cold cerveza for me. Take care, amigo.
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Old 08-07-2012, 04:19 AM   #9385
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Bato

Bato,
Sorry to hear about your fall. Rest up and get back out there. I always enjoy your pics and posts.
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Old 08-07-2012, 06:26 AM   #9386
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This thread needs some happiness!
Positive thoughts going to Bato and the hope for Trice to soon find a wi-fi connect. Two thumbs up!

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Old 08-07-2012, 09:17 AM   #9387
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Bato. Lo siento! Broken ribs are no fun whatsoever. I'm glad it wasn't any worse than it was. Heal well and soon!
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Old 08-07-2012, 09:23 AM   #9388
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All in English, I presume?
Not! Those are the times I really appreciate speaking suficiente Espanol. My girlfriend was waiting ahead of us for them to let me go, and was beginning to worry until she caught some of the tenor of the conversation which was convivial, to say the least.
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Old 08-07-2012, 09:42 AM   #9389
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Broken ribs are no fun whatsoever.
LOL!
We could make it "Tell a joke to Bato week"!

Yo voy primero! Animo Bato!



Va una mujer muy guapa caminando en la calle y un tipo la sigue diciéndole con insistencia:



-¡¿Mamacita, te acompaño?, ándale mamacita, ¿voy contigo?, ¿vamonos juntos mamacita?!
Entonces la muchacha le responde:
- 'Mire, no se puede, usted y yo llevamos caminos distintos... '
- ¿Porque? - dice el tipo -
- 'Porque yo voy al súper y usted va a chingar a su madre'

------------ --------- --------- --------- --
Están dos amigas en la discoteca, ahí apartadas en una esquinita, a lo que llega un chavo y le dice a la mas guapilla:
- Oye, ¿bailas?
- NO
- ¿Y eso?
- ¿'ESO'? es mi amiga y tampoco baila.

------------ --------- --------- --------- -----
- Dos amigas se encuentran en una fiesta:
- ¿Sabes la ultima?, me caso con tu ex novio...
- No me extraña, el día en que terminamos me dijo que iba a hacer alguna pendejada....

------------ --------- --------- --------- -------
- Pepe, te veo preocupado.. .
- Es que por poco atropello a mi suegra.
- ¿Te fallaron los frenos?
- No, no, el acelerador.

------------ --------- --------- --------- -------
Pepito y su papa van caminando por la calle y se encuentran un billete de Lotería...
- 'Papi... ¿que pasa si ganamos?'
- 'Venecia... Champagne... . Mujeres'
- 'Papi... ¿y si no...?'
- 'Xochimilco, Cerveza... y tu madre'

------------ --------- --------- --------- ---
Un borracho esta en el zócalo gritando:
-'EL PRESIDENTE ES UN PENDEJO, EL PRESIDENTE ES UN PENDEJO'
Rápidamente, aparecen dos guaruras y que le empiezan a dar de madrazos por traición, y se lo llevan a rastras.
El pobre borracho empieza a implorarles:
- 'Pero si me refería al presidente de Estados Unidos'
Y un guarura le contesta:
- 'No trates de confundirnos cabrón, nosotros sabemos cual es el pendejo'


------------ --------- --------- --------- ---

Por la mañana, el marido había discutido con su esposa.

En la noche llega a casa, se desviste y se mete a la cama.

Levanta la sábana y observa el cuerpo de su esposa y al mismo tiempo

Siente una erección.

Inmediatamente detiene el instrumento con la mano y dice:

¡Quieto, Canelo, que la doña está encabronada!

A lo que ella contesta: -Estoy encabronada contigo!!!

¡El Canelo no me ha hecho nada!!!

____________ _________ _________ _________



La mujer entra a la cocina y encuentra a su marido mirando hacia todos

Lados, matamoscas en la mano.

-¿Qué estas haciendo?' - le pregunta.

'Cazando moscas' - responde-'¡Ah, ya veo! ¿Has tenido suerte?'

-'SIP, 3 machos y 2 hembras' -le contesta.

Intrigada, ella le pregunta:-¿Cómo puedes determinar el sexo de cada

Mosca que has matado?'

-'Muy fácil, tres estaban sobre la lata de Tecate y las otras dos en el

Teléfono...

____________ _________ _________ _________



Se encuentran dos amigos, después de años de no verse,

Lógicamente, les da un gustazo enorme y comienzan a recordar tiempos

Pasados.

Le dice Pedro a Alberto:-Oye, Alberto, ¿te acuerdas de aquella muchacha

Preciosa, que estaba con nosotros en la Prepa? -¿¿Cuál de todas??

-¿Aquella muchacha que se llamaba Lupita, chaparrita, con muy buen cuerpo,

Con unas grandes..., con un pelo negrísimo, tenía unos ojazos negros, grandotes...

Que por cierto, me daba de su lunch, de su refresco...y me daba hasta

Las... nalgas, en la Prepa.

¡Acuérdate! Le contesta Alberto: -Mmmm...Sí me acuerdo, me casé con ella.

-Dice Pedro: -Bueno, en la Prepa me daba hasta las nalgas, pero ahora ya

Me ha de dar como por el hombro;

Me imagino que ya creció. ¿O no???

____________ _________ _________ _________



Se encuentran dos amigas cuarentonas, después de mucho tiempo.

Una, está muy jodida: el cutis manchado, el pelo reseco y canoso, los

Ojos marchitos; en fin dada a la chingada.

En cambio, la otra está radiante, rejuvenecida, alegre, muy arreglada,

Guapísima, etc.

Total, que la primera le dice a la segunda:-Pero ¿cómo le haces? ¡Te ves

Sensacional!

-Mira dice la mujer guapa- ha sido la psicoterapia

¿¿¿La psicoterapia? ?? -responde sorprendida la fea-.

-Sí, claro, voy a la farmacia, compro unos sobrecitos que dicen SICO

¡¡¡Y CUALQUIERA ME DA LA TERAPIA!!!

____________ _________ _________ _________


Tres cigüeñas van volando y una pregunta a la otra:-¿Para dónde vas? Esta

Contesta:

-Voy a casa de un matrimonio que tiene 10 años tratando de tener un

Hijo

Y aquí les llevo uno.

-¡Qué bueno! le dice la cigüeña que preguntó, a la vez que añade: Yo

Voy

A casa de una señora mayor,

Que nunca tuvo hijos. Y aquí le llevo un lindo varoncito.

La otra le contesta: -La vas a hacer muy feliz.

En eso, las dos le preguntan a la tercera cigüeña:-Y tú, ¿para dónde vas?

-¿Yo? Al convento de las monjitas.

Nunca les llevo nada... ¡pero siempre les doy un susto de la chingada.





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Old 08-07-2012, 11:12 AM   #9390
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LOL!
We could make it "Tell a joke to Bato week"!

Noooo..... The only thing worse than laughing with broken ribs is coughing. Trust me, this is experience talking. This is a rough time for me too, since I encountered a drunk driver on a curvy road near Santa Fe. I'm still in the hospital after three weeks, a spleen removal, and complications from my heart and respiratory system. Based on what I've heard about Bato's injuries so far, I'm thinking Mexico was safer than the US this time.
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