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Old 02-26-2013, 01:48 PM   #13531
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Juanita politely blamed it on the dog.
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Old 02-26-2013, 01:49 PM   #13532
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That's hilarious because I've actually done that (the blame it on the dog part)
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Old 02-26-2013, 01:59 PM   #13533
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Don't know how bad dog gas is but cat gas, while rare, will make your eyes water


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Old 02-26-2013, 02:09 PM   #13534
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Jeebus. Cat farts > dog farts.

Can we get back to pissing in each others Cheerio's? ;) ;) ;)
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Old 02-26-2013, 02:15 PM   #13535
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Not nearly enough here, we need more so that this looks like Borderland Beat or one of the Newscorp Tabs... no worry about slander, libel or scurrilous gossip here... Baldy has a platoon of lawyers who work 24/7 to protect us. It is a bit like Disney where they have a whole building full of lawyer checking to see if anybody tells the joke about Minnie and Goofy.

Kind of like the one about Monica and Bill !
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Old 02-26-2013, 03:40 PM   #13536
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Jeebus. Cat farts > dog farts.

Can we get back to pissing in each others Cheerio's? ;) ;) ;)

Well I haven't looked in this thread in a few weeks, glad to see it hasn't changed much.....
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Old 02-26-2013, 03:42 PM   #13537
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Be nice guys, or I'll send ya a vial of cat gas. Via FedEx. ;)


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Old 02-26-2013, 04:13 PM   #13538
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Mickey's Divorce

OK Ace, I'll rise to the bait because I am so easy. After fifty years of marriage Mickey and Minnie find themselves in front of a judge in Family Law Court in Los Angeles because Mickey had had it and wanted out. The judge says to Mickey: "Mr. Mouse, is it my understanding that you want to end your marriage because your wife has been unfaithful?" Mickey: "Oh no your honor, I didn't say that, I said I wanted a divorce because she is fuckin' goofy." (Imagine mouse voice)
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Old 02-26-2013, 04:17 PM   #13539
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Old 02-26-2013, 04:19 PM   #13540
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OK Ace, I'll rise to the bait because I am so easy. After fifty years of marriage Mickey and Minnie find themselves in front of a judge in Family Law Court in Los Angeles because Mickey had had it and wanted out. The judge says to Mickey: "Mr. Mouse, is it my understanding that you want to end your marriage because your wife has gone insane?" Mickey: "Oh no your honor, I didn't say that, I said I wanted a divorce because she's fuckin' Goofy." (Imagine mouse voice)
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Old 02-26-2013, 04:23 PM   #13541
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Well I haven't looked in this thread in a few weeks, glad to see it hasn't changed much.....
Every so often one or more of us take off for the interior of México. In between, well...........
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Old 02-26-2013, 04:31 PM   #13542
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OK Ace, I'll rise to the bait because I am so easy. After fifty years of marriage Mickey and Minnie find themselves in front of a judge in Family Law Court in Los Angeles because Mickey had had it and wanted out. The judge says to Mickey: "Mr. Mouse, is it my understanding that you want to end your marriage because your wife has been unfaithful?" Mickey: "Oh no your honor, I didn't say that, I said I wanted a divorce because she is fuckin' goofy." (Imagine mouse voice)
Thanks RMO ! That was refreshing. I've known a lot of women that could be described like that (not Mrs. Ace, though). I worked with several of them.
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Old 02-26-2013, 04:46 PM   #13543
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Fucking Goofy? That's pretty severe, but I did date a girl once that jacked off her German shepherd in front of me. Grossest thing I have ever seen. I told her to stop it and she wouldn't. She just laughed. Met her a drop zone back when I used to skydive. This was back in the 70's.
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Old 02-26-2013, 05:07 PM   #13544
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...but I did date a girl once ...
I wish I could unread that.
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Old 02-26-2013, 05:09 PM   #13545
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Send it to your buddy Ken.
Funny! But I think Ken is on vacation right now ;)


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