Happy Birthday Knackers

[Lee Gunn]

Happy birthday to you
happy birthday to you
happy birthday sand master
happy 40th birthday to you ........... knackers


















geez I hope I got the right date

[Mouse]

fwiw in this day and age i never reveal my dob without real cause, the one listed for me herein is therefore inaccurate as afar as date goes tho the year is right.

i may be wrong but i protect the privacy of my family and myself with extreme care.

likewise i dont use nor have set up internet banking transfer, do not own a credit card but have one of the visa debit ones linked to an account that i only put money into as i need to spend it.

as for schools seeking permission to use my childrens' photos in their promo material they get a no from me.

and since i got rid of my frigging useless telstra land line at home i do not get any telemarketers calling at all

i had a fellow, a frigging psycho ex-employee, ringing me 24/7 for about 18 months threatening harm to my family and me, since then i prefer to live well under the radar. he was just a tad obsessive and would ring me 10 times in about 15 minutes, usually about 3-4am as he was also an insomniac.


oh yeah, if so knackers, happy birthday.

if you are turning 40 then i guess we'd better start taking you seriously at last...

[Lee Gunn]

James - its not always about you, right now its about Knacker...geez

Originally Posted by Mouse

fwiw in this day and age i never reveal my dob without real cause, the one listed for me herein is therefore inaccurate as afar as date goes tho the year is right.

i may be wrong but i protect the privacy of my family and myself with extreme care.

likewise i dont use nor have set up internet banking transfer, do not own a credit card but have one of the visa debit ones linked to an account that i only put money into as i need to spend it.

as for schools seeking permission to use my childrens' photos in their promo material they get a no from me.

and since i got rid of my frigging useless telstra land line at home i do not get any telemarketers calling at all

i had a fellow, a frigging psycho ex-employee, ringing me 24/7 for about 18 months threatening harm to my family and me, since then i prefer to live well under the radar. he was just a tad obsessive and would ring me 10 times in about 15 minutes, usually about 3-4am as he was also an insomniac.


oh yeah, if so knackers, happy birthday.

if you are turning 40 then i guess we'd better start taking you seriously at last...

[SYDADVGS]

Originally Posted by Lee Gunn

James - its not always about you, right now its about Knacker...geez

[Lee Gunn]

Knackers I've got you these for your birthday

[TouringDave]

40!!! I remember being 40! Just.


Happy Birthday Knackers!

[rosscoact]

40, 40, 40

I blotted my copybook really bad on my 40th. Best to forget that one

Oh and happy birthday you old fart

[Autostream]

Happy Birthday Knackers, whatever day it is.

As for Mouse...

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Please stay on the line while we trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mothership.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press - no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you."

[Mouse]

Originally Posted by Autostream

As for Mouse...

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.

yep. i'll get back to you.

[slowbike smallpenis]

Originally Posted by Mouse

yep. i'll get back to you.

Plenty of time James - I think Auto only posts when someone can lift him up to see the keyboard - Id give it a week or so.

[Phil_Fong]

Happy berfday Knackers, may all your barrels run hot

[Lee Gunn]

ello knackers, I 'ave asked my dear friend Cherrie Lee to send you my best wishes for your b'day. it was great to see you in Doha and thankyou for the sand play and the cornering tips - I think I went faster than ever.

Ciao V.

[AusGoFar]

Originally Posted by Mouse

i may be wrong but i protect the privacy of my family and myself with extreme care.

Happy Birthday Knackers - -

I have gone with the theme of protection of identity and included a cleverly disguised photo of our mate Knackers -

[nevgriff64]

Originally Posted by AusGoFar

Happy Birthday Knackers - -

I have gone with the theme of protection of identity and included a cleverly disguised photo of our mate Knackers -

[Phil_Fong]

Thats a dugong in the background idnit


he's at the aquarium