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warp9man · 12-05-2010, 09:19 AM

when my wife says to start telling people KTM stands for

K= kick ass
T= tough
M= machine

i love her. ha-ha

MCmad · 12-07-2010, 12:52 AM

When its the only Bike she has every really noticed (being orange helps

)

Teo72 · 12-07-2010, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ridewestKTM

you have wanted a GS for years and then you don't

+1

BobbyC · 12-07-2010, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adventure95004

You spend the last month trying to figure out what is going to replace your shagged out 04, and realise there is NOTHING quite like it out there.
Then you get excited about spending the next month and 5k or so rebuilding a 7 year old bike.

Exactly this.

EastSideSM · 12-07-2010, 02:18 PM

When you talk to your ex-girlfriend and she asks "How is Katie (my 950 sm) doing? I really miss her"...Hey, what about me?

Or when an older couple in their 80's are stopped at the light next to you and the woman rolls her window down and yells over to you "Hey, that looks like one really fun motorcycle!!"

Deadly99 · 12-07-2010, 04:59 PM

When you through one front rim per season. Only bike I've had where the back tire outlasts the front.

nvr2late · 12-08-2010, 01:41 AM

When you're still grieving after it was stolen 5 weeks ago.

MCmad · 12-08-2010, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nvr2late

When you're still grieving after it was stolen 5 weeks ago.

When other KTM riders pray for your loss and soon recovery

MCmad · 12-19-2010, 01:58 AM

your an Idiot

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sstewart · 12-19-2010, 04:38 AM

You are looking at a new 990 and have no interest in trading in the 950.

skipman · 12-19-2010, 08:12 AM

when you buy one of these http://www.quickoildrainvalve.com/Pr...ductCode=F109N

Bender · 12-19-2010, 08:42 AM

When your buddy on his GS passes you while you're doing your umpteenth water pump rebuild.

catalina38 · 12-19-2010, 09:05 AM

Look at the silly troll

skipman · 12-19-2010, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bender

When your buddy on his GS passes you while you're doing your umpteenth water pump rebuild.

That would be the only way to get passed by a gs

and who has a buddy that rides a gs anyhow

Bender · 12-19-2010, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skipman

That would be the only way to get passed by a gs

and who has a buddy that rides a gs anyhow

Don't forget that it only takes me 15 minutes to change the oil in my GS too.

12-05-2010, 09:19 AM	#316
warp9man Gravel in my Travel Joined: Jun 2008 Location: Layton Utah Oddometer: 397	you know your a 950 rider when... when my wife says to start telling people KTM stands for K= kick ass T= tough M= machine i love her. ha-ha __________________ WWW.WARP9RACING.COM \| Utah ride Report \| Another 2 up Utah Report \| Baja Virgins l Grand Canyon I Baja Round 2 I

12-07-2010, 12:52 AM	#317
MCmad Banned Joined: Jun 2008 Oddometer: 7,842	When its the only Bike she has every really noticed (being orange helps)

12-07-2010, 02:18 PM	#320
EastSideSM Isn't that dangerous? Joined: Mar 2008 Location: Providence, RI Oddometer: 1,220	When you talk to your ex-girlfriend and she asks "How is Katie (my 950 sm) doing? I really miss her"...Hey, what about me? Or when an older couple in their 80's are stopped at the light next to you and the woman rolls her window down and yells over to you "Hey, that looks like one really fun motorcycle!!" __________________ EastSideSM: '06 950SM Black, '01 Honda RC51

12-07-2010, 04:59 PM	#321
Deadly99 Fast and Far Joined: Apr 2008 Location: Merrickville, Canada Oddometer: 6,815	When you through one front rim per season. Only bike I've had where the back tire outlasts the front. __________________ *www.GravelTravel.ca Canadas Source For Overland Routes* Tales From The Bivouac Rally Print Publications *TCAT Trans Canadian Adventure Trail 15, 000 km GPS route across Canada*

12-19-2010, 08:42 AM	#327
Bender I can pass this guy. Joined: Feb 2005 Location: Cypress, Texas. Oddometer: 27,093	When your buddy on his GS passes you while you're doing your umpteenth water pump rebuild. __________________ Bender™ Searching for the lost Xanadu. The generation that would change the world is still looking for the car keys.

12-08-2010, 01:41 AM	#322
nvr2late Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Nov 2008 Location: On the hills in Yorkshire Oddometer: 121	When you're still grieving after it was stolen 5 weeks ago.

12-19-2010, 01:58 AM	#324
MCmad Banned Joined: Jun 2008 Oddometer: 7,842	your an Idiot <object width="640" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oVGry7-gZkg&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oVGry7-gZkg&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></embed></object>

12-19-2010, 04:38 AM	#325
sstewart Studly Adventurer Joined: Nov 2009 Location: Boaz,Alabama Oddometer: 822	You are looking at a new 990 and have no interest in trading in the 950.

12-19-2010, 08:12 AM	#326
skipman Gnarly Adventurer Joined: Apr 2010 Location: east tn Oddometer: 171	when you buy one of these http://www.quickoildrainvalve.com/Pr...ductCode=F109N

12-19-2010, 09:05 AM	#328
catalina38 Contrarian Joined: Oct 2006 Location: Stingray bay CA. Oddometer: 1,410	Look at the silly troll __________________ Born 10,000 years too late Scientific Wild Ass Guesser:hmmmm

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