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Old 09-03-2010, 05:15 PM   #151
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. . . is covered in the manual between . . . and "Onboard Whiskey Distillery"

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I was skeptical when they announced the "Roll Chart Necronomicon", but I simply must draw the line at this.

I will continue to look to England for my motorcycles, but (despite their many achievements) the English have never distilled a drinkable whisky.

Until now. The new triumph Tiger 800 DS is all about breaking the bonds of all we know or understand. Above the portal leading into the Holy Laboratory of Design is the incription, "If you can conceive it, and you believe it, the new Triumph Tiger 800 DS will achieve it". Brings tears to my eyes even as I keyboard, thinking of it.

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Old 09-03-2010, 05:34 PM   #152
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Shit. What the hell are we going to talk about in November?
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Old 09-03-2010, 05:35 PM   #153
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I am surprised, there is not one complaint about the quantity of pnw blather in this thread!
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Old 09-03-2010, 06:01 PM   #154
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I am surprised, there is not one complaint about the quantity of pnw blather in this thread!
Women. sheesh. You don't understand this here mechanical stuff. This aint dishes and laundry and pretty colors. This is SCIENCE!


Rumor has it Doctor Who is actually a satire with a nugget of truth. The new Tiger will indeed warp time and space as it's engine, larger on the inside than the outside, will produce more power than a widowed superman.
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Old 09-03-2010, 06:26 PM   #155
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Women. sheesh. You don't understand this here mechanical stuff. This aint dishes and laundry and pretty colors. This is SCIENCE!


Rumor has it Doctor Who is actually a satire with a nugget of truth. The new Tiger will indeed warp time and space as it's engine, larger on the inside than the outside, will produce more power than a widowed superman.
I thought I was the only person in PDX with a Tom Baker season 1 replica scarf. Bang goes my identity. Off to buy a Harley.
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Old 09-03-2010, 06:46 PM   #156
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guys, I have to admit something. I have been less than truthful in my knowledge of the forthcoming triumph. So in the spirit of honesty and accuracy that this thread has represents I felt that I had to come clean and get it out there:

I am actually from the future. I got there on an 800 tiger ds: yes that is the name. I just thought it would be helpful to all of you if I rode back and became a messenger of the bikes specs and abilities.


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Old 09-03-2010, 07:13 PM   #157
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[QUOTE=ganze] I just thought it would be helpful to all of you if I rode back and became a messenger of the bikes specs and abilities.[/QUOTED] But we already know Triumph have told us "the engine is good and the frame is steel". That's all we need to know apparently.
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Old 09-03-2010, 11:42 PM   #158
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Women. sheesh. You don't understand this here mechanical stuff. This aint dishes and laundry and pretty colors. This is SCIENCE!


Rumor has it Doctor Who is actually a satire with a nugget of truth. The new Tiger will indeed warp time and space as it's engine, larger on the inside than the outside, will produce more power than a widowed superman.
I don't know shit 'bout pretty colors, I just pretend like I do. Helped Mike and his wife last Thursday, you'll like the house much better now that you don't live there anymore.
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Old 09-03-2010, 11:45 PM   #159
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I don't know shit 'bout pretty colors, I just pretend like I do. Helped Mike and his wife last Thursday, you'll like the house much better now that you don't live there anymore.
We're all impostors, just some have better wrappers.
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Old 09-04-2010, 09:28 AM   #160
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I am actually from the future. I got there on an 800 tiger ds: yes that is the name. I just thought it would be helpful to all of you if I rode back and became a messenger of the bikes specs and abilities.


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Actually, I can see into the future (note tag line next to avatar) and knew what you were up to. That said, I think I can speak on behalf of everyone when I say thanks for taking the time out of your busy schedule to be helpful.

Lives will be saved, thanks to you and the new Triumph Tiger 800 DS. Bless you, sir. Bless you.
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Old 09-04-2010, 09:47 AM   #161
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guys, I have to admit something. I have been less than truthful in my knowledge of the forthcoming triumph. So in the spirit of honesty and accuracy that this thread has represents I felt that I had to come clean and get it out there:

I am actually from the future. I got there on an 800 tiger ds: yes that is the name. I just thought it would be helpful to all of you if I rode back and became a messenger of the bikes specs and abilities.


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I don't believe it. Nobody would chose to come back to this shit-hole
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Old 09-04-2010, 10:42 AM   #162
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Originally Posted by ganze
guys, I have to admit something. I have been less than truthful in my knowledge of the forthcoming triumph. So in the spirit of honesty and accuracy that this thread has represents I felt that I had to come clean and get it out there:

I am actually from the future. I got there on an 800 tiger ds: yes that is the name. I just thought it would be helpful to all of you if I rode back and became a messenger of the bikes specs and abilities.




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I don't believe it. Nobody would chose to come back to this shit-hole

If you could, wouldn't you go back in time to help someone, prevent a tradgedy, or teach people about how avoid pain and suffering, etc.? I believe this is the altruistic spirit in which ganze comes to us.
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Old 09-04-2010, 10:54 AM   #163
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We're all impostors, just some have better wrappers.

You're a veritable fountain of sig lines!


I wonder how the "f@rting p3nis" comment would go over in the new ADV climate . . .
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Old 09-04-2010, 10:59 AM   #164
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You're a veritable fountain of sig lines!


I wonder how the "f@rting p3nis" comment would go over in the new ADV climate . . .


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Old 09-04-2010, 12:03 PM   #165
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I thought I was the only person in PDX with a Tom Baker season 1 replica scarf. Bang goes my identity. Off to buy a Harley.
I have both Tom Baker replica scarfs .......

So with that said .... you need to by a Harley, and, leather assless chaps.

Go. Go forth now, and pirate yourself.





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