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Old 06-01-2012, 02:23 PM   #1
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Awesum Motorsickle $9999 Birmingham, AL 2012-06-01, 2:54PM EDT

I has an awesum motorsickle for sell. It don't crank right now, but it ran great when I put it in the barn back in 2005. I think all it needs is the carb cleaned out, a battery, and maybe get rid of the squirrel carcasses in the exhaust manifold. I don't know what brand it is, but it ain't none of that China garbage. I only laid it down twice when I was ridin it, once into a FedEx truck, but I assure you most of the damage is cosmetic. This thang is badazzz. You won't see nuthin else like it here on Craigslist. I don't have a title for it - the previous owner is in Atmore for cookin meth in his bathtub, but as soon as he gets out I'll have him sign it over to the new owner. CASH IS KING - but I will consider trades for bass boats, shotguns, 50 gallon drums full of peanut oil, buggies, horses, sleeper sofas, riding mowers, LearJets, beaded curtains for my trailer, cartons of balsawood minature airplanes, or autographed Larry The Cable Guy memorabilia. I knows what I got though, so don't evun bother low-ballin' me.


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Old 06-01-2012, 03:04 PM   #2
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Old 06-02-2012, 09:45 PM   #3
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Old 06-03-2012, 06:13 PM   #4
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Old 06-03-2012, 06:29 PM   #5
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